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  #521  
Old May 27th 07, 12:13 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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In article ,
Agamemnon wrote:
For a word to be of any use, it has to be understood not just by the
writer but also by the reader. And as your words are understood by
no-one (other than yourself), they're not particularly useful, are
they?


They are understood by anyone who has had a classical education or can
comprehend the contexts of sentences, whereas the term homosexual is not
since it is a nonsense word. Its components are not even constructed
from the same language.


And your invented words bear no relation to any in the language you're
using here - which is English. And I'm willing to bet they are nonsense in
Greek too.

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  #522  
Old May 27th 07, 12:13 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"zarbiface" wrote in message
oups.com...
On 27 May, 10:37, "Agamemnon" wrote:


Now where are those videos that you said you were going to post of your
and
zarbs getting it on?



Why do you want to see me, a male, having sex? You're gay.


It's not you a transsexual (solar penguin I presume in disguise, you tuned
up the same time it disappeared) that I want to see. Its her.

  #523  
Old May 27th 07, 12:13 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 27 May, 11:11, "Agamemnon" wrote:


Oh really. So you have had the opp then.



You need a lobotomy.


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Old May 27th 07, 12:14 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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In article ,
Agamemnon wrote:
People who speak English do not know what "homosexual" means because it
is not an English word.


Methinks the worm squirms too much.

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  #525  
Old May 27th 07, 12:17 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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Agamemnon wrote:

you get the idea that I think that I approve of encouraging 'children
to **** anything with a hole including chickens'. Unless this is
something else you have just made up again, you mentally defective
freak of nature.


Nope. It's all there on video tape.


So who *exactly* is encouraging 'children to **** anything with a hole
including chickens'? I mean come on -- spell it out.

Says Eusebius, Herodotus, Diodorus, Philo, Pausanius, Apollodorus,
Pliny, Plato, Plutarch, Isaac Newton you name them, every ancient
writer said the same thing and so did the people who studied their
works.


Isaac Newton said no such ****ing thing, you slavering idiot.


Oh yes he did.

http://www.newtonproject.sussex.ac.u...ode=normalized


Isaac Newton was a delusional maniac of the highest ****ing order. That
he knocked out some decent mathematics is neither here nor there. Some
of the other stuff he believed in (like alchemy and the literal truth of
the bible) was simply the ramblings of an incoherent mind. He was also
completely paranoid and believed that everyone was either out to steal
his ideas or out to discredit him. There are usually fundamentally sound
reasons why people don't get married, and being a nutjob with bizarre
personal habits must come near the top of the tree.

Julius Caesar is a god?

Yes indeed he is, and was honoured and recognised as by the Roman
senate and the Roman people.


Madness has taken him.


Nope, Julius Caesar was completely sane when he was made into a God. You
on the other hand are not, as proven by your defence of idiogenogamosis.


I think you'll find I was referring to you, you cat-****ing freak.


Now try ten living people whose opinions I can actually canvass.


You can canvas their opinions in the afterlife or you can read their
published works. The choice is yours.


There is no afterlife. Give nme the names of ten people I can canvass
*right now*.

I fully expect that you will be utterly incapable of doing so, which
ought to surprise no one much.

--
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who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

  #526  
Old May 27th 07, 12:20 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 27 May, 11:13, "Agamemnon" wrote:


It's not you a transsexual (solar penguin I presume in disguise, you tuned
up the same time it disappeared) that I want to see. Its her.



Here's something else I've noticed about you Agaymon; you can't accept
that straight men and women disagree with you. Instead you pretend
they're gay or now transsexual! Why do you do that I wonder? Do you
perceive gays as less as a threat? Or is it because you're gay and you
want the whole world to be like you?

You're mad, and a boring madman at that. Go and rant on a street
corner in the rain where you belong.


  #527  
Old May 27th 07, 12:29 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"marc_CH" wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:

you get the idea that I think that I approve of encouraging 'children to
**** anything with a hole including chickens'. Unless this is something
else you have just made up again, you mentally defective freak of
nature.


Nope. It's all there on video tape.


So who *exactly* is encouraging 'children to **** anything with a hole
including chickens'? I mean come on -- spell it out.


John Barrowman and Russell T Gayvies. Barrowman said that Captain Jack was
Omnisexual meaning that he'd **** anything with a hold, so when Jonathan
Ross asked Barrowman if here were stranded on a desert island and the only
other being there was a chicken, would he **** it, he replied in the
affirmative, "yes I would" he said.


Says Eusebius, Herodotus, Diodorus, Philo, Pausanius, Apollodorus,
Pliny, Plato, Plutarch, Isaac Newton you name them, every ancient
writer said the same thing and so did the people who studied their
works.

Isaac Newton said no such ****ing thing, you slavering idiot.


Oh yes he did.

http://www.newtonproject.sussex.ac.u...ode=normalized


Isaac Newton was a delusional maniac of the highest ****ing order. That he
knocked out some decent mathematics is neither here nor there. Some of the
other stuff he believed in (like alchemy and the literal truth of the
bible) was simply the ramblings of an incoherent mind. He was also
completely paranoid and believed that everyone was either out to steal his
ideas or out to discredit him.


I haven't laughed so much in years. Isaac Newton was a delusional maniac....
LOLFOMC.

You just cant get over the fact that I am right.


There are usually fundamentally sound reasons why people don't get married,
and being a nutjob with bizarre personal habits must come near the top of
the tree.


Oh, you mean like being gay?


Julius Caesar is a god?

Yes indeed he is, and was honoured and recognised as by the Roman
senate and the Roman people.

Madness has taken him.


Nope, Julius Caesar was completely sane when he was made into a God. You
on the other hand are not, as proven by your defence of idiogenogamosis.


I think you'll find I was referring to you, you cat-****ing freak.


You are the one who endorses cat sex. I have always said I am against its,
including when it was shown in Doctor Who. That makes you the crazy.



Now try ten living people whose opinions I can actually canvass.


You can canvas their opinions in the afterlife or you can read their
published works. The choice is yours.


There is no afterlife.


And how do you know that? Have you been there and come back to tell us its
not there?

Give nme the names of ten people I can canvass *right now*.


Show me a picture of you in a sexy pose and I will find you 10 clients as
you asked.


I fully expect that you will be utterly incapable of doing so, which ought
to surprise no one much.


Picture first, clients later.


  #528  
Old May 27th 07, 12:32 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On Fri, 25 May 2007 07:38:12 +0100, "Agamemnon"
wrote:


"Agamemnon" wrote in message
...

"zarbiface" wrote in message
ups.com...
On 24 May, 22:21, "Agamemnon" wrote:



I pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing this
even when I move to a location.


I mean IT pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing
this even when I moved to a different location. ****ing useless Microsoft
spell checker

LMFSO

I prefer the original version; the revision isn't nearly as funny, and
it doesn't carry the same ring of truth.

= IF

  #529  
Old May 27th 07, 12:36 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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Agamemnon wrote:

Now where are those videos that you said you were going to post of
your and zarbs getting it on?


Why do you want to see me, a male, having sex? You're gay.


It's not you a transsexual (solar penguin I presume in disguise, you
tuned up the same time it disappeared) that I want to see. Its her.


You're right, Zarbs. He's gay. *Deeply* gay.

--
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"Animals do give their consent to humans to **** them, but only someone
who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

  #530  
Old May 27th 07, 12:36 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"marc_CH" wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:

What time did you start drinking this morning?


About 20 minutes ago, tsai likaniso. Or are you insinuating I was
drinking something more potent? Haven't touched any alcohol in weeks,
well, not unless it was used for cooking with.


You cook with brake fluid?


Err.... What ever gave you the idea that alcohol was break fluid?

Break fluid is base on glycol you ignoramus. Alcohol little lesbian girl is
found in beer and wine and spirits, and I don't mean the supernatural kind.


Well you keep on boring us with stuff about homosexuality. Why does that
make you *not* obsessed, by your own reasoning?


No. Gayvies keeps inflicting idiogenogamosis on us in Doctor Who.


And you keep on making up words of your own.


Look at the hypocrisy. And Gayvies's Raxacoricofalapatorius is not a made up
word?


Yeah. And we do it together. With tongues and stuff. You can see
everything. Sometimes we moan. Sometimes we get the whole cheerleading
squad round do it in a great big pile.[*]


Well come on then, put the videos up on YouTube for us all to see.


*Bat***** crazy.


Are those the key words I need to use to find it. What exactly were you two
doing with the bat **** lesbian girl?

 




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