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I have this picture in my head of your tape library - Teletext 19/03/2003,


How did you know I was born on the 19th March?

Bill
On the subject of television interference, there can be no doubt that the most
effective solution is the one that prevents the interference from ever
occurring.
Practical Television, August 1950.

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I have this picture in my head of your tape library - Teletext
19/03/2003,


How did you know I was born on the 19th March?

Bill
You've done it now, Bill - we'll all be round for a birthday pint ( if we
can find a pub that'll let you in! )...........

"Bill" wrote in message
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I have this picture in my head of your tape library - Teletext
19/03/2003,


How did you know I was born on the 19th March?

Bill
You've done it now, Bill - we'll all be round for a birthday pint ( if we
can find a pub that'll let you in! )...........

You've done it now, Bill - we'll all be round for a birthday pint ( if we
can find a pub that'll let you in!

Well I was banned from one pub because Lou (younger daughter) met us in there
and the landlord spotted us together. My ban was by association. Lou was banned
because she took the **** out of him when she met him in a nightclub.
Apparently he was the only person in there over 25 and he's 45. It was known at
the time that he was shagging one on the barmaids, and Lou being an ace
diplomat mentioned it in front of the bird he was pulling in the club.
I am still banned from another pub for cutting the aerial lead in the middle of
an England match (a slightly sad story; details on request).
However, there are many pubs that haven't banned me yet, so next March 19th you
can all buy me a pint!
By the way, can anyone figure out what happened on my 20th birthday at just
after 5pm? (clue: this is NOT off topic except that everything was analogue in
those days).

Bill
On the subject of television interference, there can be no doubt that the most
effective solution is the one that prevents the interference from ever
occurring.
Practical Television, August 1950.

You've done it now, Bill - we'll all be round for a birthday pint ( if we
can find a pub that'll let you in!

Well I was banned from one pub because Lou (younger daughter) met us in there
and the landlord spotted us together. My ban was by association. Lou was banned
because she took the **** out of him when she met him in a nightclub.
Apparently he was the only person in there over 25 and he's 45. It was known at
the time that he was shagging one on the barmaids, and Lou being an ace
diplomat mentioned it in front of the bird he was pulling in the club.
I am still banned from another pub for cutting the aerial lead in the middle of
an England match (a slightly sad story; details on request).
However, there are many pubs that haven't banned me yet, so next March 19th you
can all buy me a pint!
By the way, can anyone figure out what happened on my 20th birthday at just
after 5pm? (clue: this is NOT off topic except that everything was analogue in
those days).

Bill
On the subject of television interference, there can be no doubt that the most
effective solution is the one that prevents the interference from ever
occurring.
Practical Television, August 1950.

On 21 Nov 2003 02:42:07 GMT, (Bill) wrote:


I am still banned from another pub for cutting the aerial lead in the middle of
an England match (a slightly sad story; details on request).

Do tell

LL

On 21 Nov 2003 02:42:07 GMT, (Bill) wrote:


I am still banned from another pub for cutting the aerial lead in the middle of
an England match (a slightly sad story; details on request).

Do tell

LL

Bill wrote:
By the way, can anyone figure out what happened on my 20th birthday
at just after 5pm? (clue: this is NOT off topic except that
everything was analogue in those days).

The Emley Moor mast suffered a severe bout of Brewer's Droop.

Bill wrote:
By the way, can anyone figure out what happened on my 20th birthday
at just after 5pm? (clue: this is NOT off topic except that
everything was analogue in those days).

The Emley Moor mast suffered a severe bout of Brewer's Droop.

The Emley Moor mast suffered a severe bout of Brewer's Droop.


Give that man a coconut!

Bill