why do women think we can hear them through walls?

On Thu, 17 Dec 2015 11:53:13 +0000
Tim Watts wrote:

On 17/12/15 10:51, Big Les Wade wrote:

Then a few days later she'll "remind" me that we've got to go
somewhere or do something, and when I say that that's the first
I've heard of this, it's "Oh I told you about it the other day but
as usual you didn't listen."


Women use UDP to speak, men use TCP.

Quote:

"Data Flow Control.
TCP does Flow Control. TCP requires three packets to set up a socket
connection, before any user data can be sent. TCP handles reliability
and congestion control.
UDP does not have an option for flow control.

Error Checking.
TCP does error checking.
UDP does error checking, but no recovery options."

Sounds about right.

http://www.diffen.com/difference/TCP_vs_UDP

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Davey.

In article , Tim Watts
scribeth thus
On 17/12/15 10:51, Big Les Wade wrote:

Then a few days later she'll "remind" me that we've got to go somewhere
or do something, and when I say that that's the first I've heard of
this, it's "Oh I told you about it the other day but as usual you didn't
listen."


Women use UDP to speak, men use TCP.

LOL! like it;-)


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Tony Sayer

On 17/12/2015 10:05, Ian Jackson wrote:
In message , David Lang
writes
On 16/12/2015 20:34, Bill Wright wrote:
Why is it? You can be two rooms away with the telly and the chip pan on
and they'll issue some instruction and expect you to hear what they're
on about. Then when you don't they get the hump.

Bill

I have the opposite problem. SWMBO claims to be deaf, but if I fart
anywhere in the house she hears it straight away.

You've just revealed a vital clue to the imponderable question "Why do
farts smell?".


"As Samuel Johnson paused to rest on a London park bench one hot
summer's day, his profusely sweating bulk caused a young woman sitting
next to him to accuse him of smelling. “No, Madam,” he replied. “You
smell, I stink.”"

So, farts stink and people smell them.

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Rod

On Wed, 16 Dec 2015 20:34:12 +0000
Bill Wright wrote:

Why is it? You can be two rooms away with the telly and the chip pan
on and they'll issue some instruction and expect you to hear what
they're on about. Then when you don't they get the hump.

Bill

A good one this morning. Wife comes downstairs first, turns on TV on
way through living room, at volume to be audible in kitchen. When in
kitchen, turns on radio, at volume to be audible over TV in living
room. She goes upstairs as I come downstairs, then when I'm in kitchen,
assaulted by sound, she calls down with a request for something. Because
I can't hear her, I'm at fault, and also deafened.

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Davey.