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"Bill Wright" wrote in message
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Ian Field wrote:


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
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Max Demian wrote:


Clearly a certain amount of *energy* would be produced by incinerating
a horse, whether you are talking about heat or rather less electrical
energy. This can only be equated with horse *power* if you specify how
long it takes to incinerate the animal.


Please let's not discuss the immolation of poor Dobbin further!


How about Muffin the mule?

You can enter into a civil partnership with one, but as yet marriage is
illegal.

Shaddap and throw some more donkey burgers on the BBQ.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...donkey-1704334

On 12/02/2013 17:31, in article , "Bill
Wright" wrote:

Ian Field wrote:


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Max Demian wrote:


Clearly a certain amount of *energy* would be produced by
incinerating a horse, whether you are talking about heat or rather
less electrical energy. This can only be equated with horse *power*
if you specify how long it takes to incinerate the animal.


Please let's not discuss the immolation of poor Dobbin further!


How about Muffin the mule?

You can enter into a civil partnership with one, but as yet marriage is
illegal.


I take it you are unaware of the religious loonies who persistently compare
same-sex marriage to bestiality.

--
Bill Findlay
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Ian Field wrote:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...donkey-1704334

They've raided a slaughterhouse in Yorkshire now!

Bill

Bill Findlay wrote:

I take it you are unaware of the religious loonies who persistently compare
same-sex marriage to bestiality.

Interesting. Got a reference?

Bill

On 12/02/2013 19:22, in article , "Bill
Wright" wrote:

Bill Findlay wrote:

I take it you are unaware of the religious loonies who persistently compare
same-sex marriage to bestiality.

Interesting. Got a reference?

Just google:
marriage bestiality.

Beware that if you read many of them you'll probably want a long hot shower
afterwards.

--
Bill Findlay
with blueyonder.co.uk;
use surname & forename;

Bill Findlay wrote:

Just google:
marriage bestiality.

Beware that if you read many of them you'll probably want a long hot shower
afterwards.

I suppose a long cold shower would cool the ardour and cause the penis
to shrink. A long hot shower? Do you mean to have a frenzy of
self-cleansing, having been exposed to filth?

By the way, if ever you're raped by a horse don't point the shower jet
up your arse. The horse DNA is good evidence to convict. Ask Tescos.

Bill

On 12/02/2013 23:49, in article , "Bill
Wright" wrote:

Bill Findlay wrote:

Just google:
marriage bestiality.

Beware that if you read many of them you'll probably want a long hot shower
afterwards.

I suppose a long cold shower would cool the ardour and cause the penis
to shrink. A long hot shower? Do you mean to have a frenzy of
self-cleansing, having been exposed to filth?

Yup. Preferably with a scrubbing brush and carbolic soap.

By the way, if ever you're raped by a horse don't point the shower jet
up your arse. The horse DNA is good evidence to convict. Ask Tescos.

TMI.

--
Bill Findlay
with blueyonder.co.uk;
use surname & forename;

Bill Wright wrote:
Bill Findlay wrote:
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By the way, if ever you're raped by a horse don't point the shower jet
up your arse. The horse DNA is good evidence to convict. Ask Tescos.
Bill

Tescos gets raped by horses! When did that happen?

Steve Terry
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On 12/02/2013 19:22, Bill Wright wrote:
Interesting. Got a reference?

Leviticus Ch 18, VV 22 and 23.

I understand this is a holy book for all three Abrahamic religions
(Judaism, Christianity, Islam) BICBW.

Andy

Bill Findlay wrote:

By the way, if ever you're raped by a horse don't point the shower jet
up your arse. The horse DNA is good evidence to convict. Ask Tescos.

TMI.


TMI for you maybe, but invaluable information for all those of our
subscribers who are at risk of horse rape.

Bill