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Tim Streater wrote:
In article , the dog from that film you saw wrote: my parent's car was written off by a flying deer. Which parent? Mother or father? He could have been adopted by a gay couple. Daddy or daddy? Bill |
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Bill Wright wrote:
Mark Carver wrote: I was driving a foreign visitor back from the pub a couple of weeks ago Keeping sober as the customer gets ****ed? Pretty much, though to be fair it was a 'return match'. -- Mark Please replace invalid and invalid with gmx and net to reply. www.paras.org.uk |
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Mark Carver wrote:
Bill Wright wrote: Mark Carver wrote: I was driving a foreign visitor back from the pub a couple of weeks ago Keeping sober as the customer gets ****ed? Pretty much, though to be fair it was a 'return match'. It's an 'ard life you lead Mr C. A very 'ard life indeed. Bill |
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On 27/08/2012 10:16, alan wrote:
A lion on the loose has been reported in the Clacton on Sea (Essex) area. Update http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/ -- mailto:news{at}admac(dot}myzen{dot}co{dot}uk |
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Martin wrote:
I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing in there it replied "Narnia business"! Yay! Ka-boom, tsshh. -- SteveT |
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On Sat, 01 Sep 2012 11:10:20 +0100, alan wrote:
On 27/08/2012 10:16, alan wrote: A lion on the loose has been reported in the Clacton on Sea (Essex) area. Update http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/ Essex Lion has his own Twitter account. His tweets (roars?) are mainly about eating celebrities, described as "****s" as in the despicable person use of that word. https://twitter.com/theeessexlion Note the spelling with "thee" rather than "the". The account with "the": https://twitter.com/theessexlion has been suspended. -- Peter Duncanson (in uk.tech.digital-tv) |
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"Martin" wrote in message
http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/ I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing in there it replied "Narnia business"! Witch wardrobe ? |
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In article , Martin
writes I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing in there it replied "Narnia business"! Isn't Max Bygraves dead? -- Kennedy |
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