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Old August 28th 12, 11:09 PM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
Bill Wright[_2_]
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Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
the dog from that film you saw wrote:

my parent's car was written off by a flying deer.


Which parent? Mother or father?

He could have been adopted by a gay couple. Daddy or daddy?

Bill
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Old August 28th 12, 11:28 PM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
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Bill Wright wrote:
Mark Carver wrote:

I was driving a foreign visitor back from the pub a couple of weeks ago


Keeping sober as the customer gets ****ed?


Pretty much, though to be fair it was a 'return match'.

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Old August 29th 12, 05:37 AM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
Bill Wright[_2_]
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Mark Carver wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Mark Carver wrote:

I was driving a foreign visitor back from the pub a couple of weeks ago


Keeping sober as the customer gets ****ed?


Pretty much, though to be fair it was a 'return match'.

It's an 'ard life you lead Mr C. A very 'ard life indeed.

Bill
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Old September 1st 12, 12:10 PM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 27/08/2012 10:16, alan wrote:

A lion on the loose has been reported in the Clacton on Sea (Essex) area.


Update
http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/


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Old September 1st 12, 03:08 PM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
Steve Thackery[_2_]
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Martin wrote:

I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing
in there it replied "Narnia business"!


Yay! Ka-boom, tsshh.

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Old September 1st 12, 03:24 PM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
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On Sat, 01 Sep 2012 11:10:20 +0100, alan wrote:

On 27/08/2012 10:16, alan wrote:

A lion on the loose has been reported in the Clacton on Sea (Essex) area.


Update
http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/


Essex Lion has his own Twitter account. His tweets (roars?) are mainly
about eating celebrities, described as "****s" as in the despicable
person use of that word.
https://twitter.com/theeessexlion

Note the spelling with "thee" rather than "the". The account with "the":
https://twitter.com/theessexlion
has been suspended.

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Old September 1st 12, 05:50 PM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
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"Martin" wrote in message
http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/


I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing
in there it replied "Narnia business"!



Witch wardrobe ?


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Old September 1st 12, 07:50 PM posted to uk.tech.digital-tv
R. Kennedy McEwen
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In article , Martin
writes

I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing
in there it replied "Narnia business"!


Isn't Max Bygraves dead?
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