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Bill Wright wrote:
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with the TV
system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be boiled."

Bill

That's a bit harsh.

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Adrian

On Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:17:16 +0000, Adrian wrote:

Bill Wright wrote:
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with the TV
system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be boiled."

Bill

That's a bit harsh.

Yes. But after boiling she will be tender.

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Peter Duncanson
(in uk.tech.digital-tv)

On Feb 3, 2:20*pm, Peter Duncanson wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:17:16 +0000, Adrian wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with the TV
system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be boiled."

Bill

That's a bit harsh.

Yes. But after boiling she will be tender.

--
Peter Duncanson
(in uk.tech.digital-tv)

"..No nurse, I told you to prick his boil "


Paul Mc Cann

Adrian wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with the
TV system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be boiled."

Bill

That's a bit harsh.

Cruel but fair, that's our motto.

Interviewer: But the police have film of the TV aerial contractor
actually nailing your head to the floor.
Tenant: Oh yeah, well - he did that, yeah.
Interviewer: Why?
Tenant: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing
else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law.
Interviewer: What had you done?
Tenant: Er... Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word that
it was the case, and that's good enough for me with Mr Wright.
I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He
wanted to let me off. There's nothing Mr Wright wouldn't do for you.
Interviewer: And you don't bear him any grudge?
Tenant: A grudge! Old Wrighty? He was a real darling.
Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee
table. Isn't that right Mrs O' Tracey?
[Camera pans to show woman with coffee table nailed to head.]
Mrs O' Tracey: Oh, no. No. No.
Tenant: Yeah, well, he did do that. Yeah, yeah. He was a cruel man, but
fair.

Bill

On Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:50:47 +0000
Bill Wright wrote:

Adrian wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with
the TV system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be
boiled."

Bill

That's a bit harsh.

Cruel but fair, that's our motto.

Interviewer: But the police have film of the TV aerial contractor
actually nailing your head to the floor.
Tenant: Oh yeah, well - he did that, yeah.
Interviewer: Why?
Tenant: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was
nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten
law. Interviewer: What had you done?
Tenant: Er... Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word
that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with Mr Wright.
I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist.
He wanted to let me off. There's nothing Mr Wright wouldn't do for
you. Interviewer: And you don't bear him any grudge?
Tenant: A grudge! Old Wrighty? He was a real darling.
Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a
coffee table. Isn't that right Mrs O' Tracey?
[Camera pans to show woman with coffee table nailed to head.]
Mrs O' Tracey: Oh, no. No. No.
Tenant: Yeah, well, he did do that. Yeah, yeah. He was a cruel man,
but fair.

Bill

You've been watching too much Monty Python, Bill.
--
Davey.

On 02/02/2012 20:06, David WE Roberts wrote:

"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with the
TV system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be boiled."

Bill

Oh good - I'm looking for a hot woman ;-)
Careful, she could be an old boiler...

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I've seen that on a bag of peanuts in Tesco, it made me wonder what was
also in the bag.
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Clive

On Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:43:57 +0000, brightside S9
wrote:

That reminds me. Mad Hatty and her mates are at it again, see
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/29...ommons-bar.htm

Harridans, all.
Sally Bloody Bercow has a bloody cheek moaning about that.

On 03/02/2012 19:00, Davey wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:50:47 +0000
Bill wrote:

Adrian wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with
the TV system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be
boiled."

Bill

That's a bit harsh.

Cruel but fair, that's our motto.

Interviewer: But the police have film of the TV aerial contractor
actually nailing your head to the floor.
Tenant: Oh yeah, well - he did that, yeah.
Interviewer: Why?
Tenant: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was
nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten
law. Interviewer: What had you done?
Tenant: Er... Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word
that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with Mr Wright.
I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist.
He wanted to let me off. There's nothing Mr Wright wouldn't do for
you. Interviewer: And you don't bear him any grudge?
Tenant: A grudge! Old Wrighty? He was a real darling.
Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a
coffee table. Isn't that right Mrs O' Tracey?
[Camera pans to show woman with coffee table nailed to head.]
Mrs O' Tracey: Oh, no. No. No.
Tenant: Yeah, well, he did do that. Yeah, yeah. He was a cruel man,
but fair.

Bill

You've been watching too much Monty Python, Bill.

I can't find that sketch?


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

On Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:28:43 +0000, Tim Streater wrote:

In article ,
The Medway Handyman wrote:

On 03/02/2012 19:00, Davey wrote:
On Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:50:47 +0000
Bill wrote:

Adrian wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Received this afternoon:

"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with
the TV system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be
boiled."

Bill

That's a bit harsh.

Cruel but fair, that's our motto.

Interviewer: But the police have film of the TV aerial contractor
actually nailing your head to the floor. Tenant: Oh yeah, well - he
did that, yeah. Interviewer: Why?
Tenant: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was
nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten
law. Interviewer: What had you done? Tenant: Er... Well he never
told me that. But he gave me his word that it was the case, and
that's good enough for me with Mr Wright. I mean, he didn't want to
nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off.
There's nothing Mr Wright wouldn't do for you. Interviewer: And you
don't bear him any grudge? Tenant: A grudge! Old Wrighty? He was a
real darling. Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's
head to a coffee table. Isn't that right Mrs O' Tracey? [Camera pans
to show woman with coffee table nailed to head.] Mrs O' Tracey: Oh,
no. No. No.
Tenant: Yeah, well, he did do that. Yeah, yeah. He was a cruel man,
but fair.

You've been watching too much Monty Python, Bill.

I can't find that sketch?

It's the one about the Piranha brothers - ****-take on the Krays.

Here you a
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZkWL-XvO0U

The relevant part starts at about 4:00, for just over 2 minutes.



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