VHS tape: highly appropriate use

The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom
window, right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a
problem with my skin, and it disturbs my sleep. Last week the skin was
at its worse on my fundament. It was very sore and itchy just below
the belt line at the back, and also at various points on my buttocks.
I'd never seen it although I'd certainly felt it, and it occurred to
me that the sunlight would provide a good light for some self-
examination. I went for the bathroom mirror, the portable one on a
stand. I stood the mirror at the side of the bed and put myself in
position on my side on the bed Annoyingly the mirror was a bit too
low, so I searched round for something to lift it up, and found a
boxed VHS cassette from the box on the landing, which will eventually
go to the church fair. With the cassette in place I was able to survey
my bad skin at leisure. When I put the cassette back I was amused to
see that its title was 'Bottom'.

Bill

On Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 at 16:55:49h -0700, Wright's explained:

The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom window,
right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a problem with
my skin, and it disturbs my sleep.

Have you not tried one of these?

(o) Dr. Michael Edward Kesseler, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

(o) Dr. Anna Elizabeth Muncaster, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

(o) Dr. Margaret Laura Wood, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital













Last week the skin was at its worse
on my fundament. It was very sore and itchy just below the belt line at
the back, and also at various points on my buttocks. I'd never seen it
although I'd certainly felt it, and it occurred to me that the sunlight
would provide a good light for some self- examination. I went for the
bathroom mirror, the portable one on a stand. I stood the mirror at the
side of the bed and put myself in position on my side on the bed
Annoyingly the mirror was a bit too low, so I searched round for
something to lift it up, and found a boxed VHS cassette from the box on
the landing, which will eventually go to the church fair. With the
cassette in place I was able to survey my bad skin at leisure. When I
put the cassette back I was amused to see that its title was 'Bottom'.

Bill

But surely, the ideal answer for this and to help track any treatment, is to
put the tape in the recorder, get a cheap camera on it and record the skin
condition in question for future comparison.

Brian

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The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom
window, right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a
problem with my skin, and it disturbs my sleep. Last week the skin was
at its worse on my fundament. It was very sore and itchy just below
the belt line at the back, and also at various points on my buttocks.
I'd never seen it although I'd certainly felt it, and it occurred to
me that the sunlight would provide a good light for some self-
examination. I went for the bathroom mirror, the portable one on a
stand. I stood the mirror at the side of the bed and put myself in
position on my side on the bed Annoyingly the mirror was a bit too
low, so I searched round for something to lift it up, and found a
boxed VHS cassette from the box on the landing, which will eventually
go to the church fair. With the cassette in place I was able to survey
my bad skin at leisure. When I put the cassette back I was amused to
see that its title was 'Bottom'.

Bill

" wrote in message
...
The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom
window, right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a
problem with my skin, and it disturbs my sleep. Last week the skin was
at its worse on my fundament.

Does it affect yout old fella as well?

On Wed, 2 Jun 2010 00:38:47 +0000 (UTC), J G Miller
wrote:

On Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 at 16:55:49h -0700, Wright's explained:

The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom window,
right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a problem with
my skin, and it disturbs my sleep.

Have you not tried one of these?

(o) Dr. Michael Edward Kesseler, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

(o) Dr. Anna Elizabeth Muncaster, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

(o) Dr. Margaret Laura Wood, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital


They specialise in VHS - Very Horrid Skin.

Last week the skin was at its worse
on my fundament. It was very sore and itchy just below the belt line at
the back, and also at various points on my buttocks. I'd never seen it
although I'd certainly felt it, and it occurred to me that the sunlight
would provide a good light for some self- examination. I went for the
bathroom mirror, the portable one on a stand. I stood the mirror at the
side of the bed and put myself in position on my side on the bed
Annoyingly the mirror was a bit too low, so I searched round for
something to lift it up, and found a boxed VHS cassette from the box on
the landing, which will eventually go to the church fair. With the
cassette in place I was able to survey my bad skin at leisure. When I
put the cassette back I was amused to see that its title was 'Bottom'.

Bill

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" wrote in message
...
The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom
window, right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a
problem with my skin, and it disturbs my sleep. Last week the skin was
at its worse on my fundament.

Does it affect yout old fella as well?




Are you suggesting he inherited the condition from his father?

On Jun 2, 11:03*am, "Stevie B" wrote:
" wrote in message

...

The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom
window, right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a
problem with my skin, and it disturbs my sleep. Last week the skin was
at its worse on my fundament.

Does it affect yout old fella as well?

Sometimes I have a sore area on the left side of the scrotum, where it
meets the torso. The penis is completely unaffected. Other areas a
just under the shoulder blades; the backs of the knees; the tips of
the hips; and just inside the nose. It's a real nuisance. It's a
family problem. When my sister was a tiny baby she was so ill with it
she had to stay in hospital for months.

Bill

On Jun 2, 1:38*am, J G Miller wrote:
On Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 at 16:55:49h -0700, Wright's explained:

The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom window,
right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a problem with
my skin, and it disturbs my sleep.

Have you not tried one of these?

* * * (o) *Dr. Michael Edward Kesseler, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
* * * * * *consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

* * * (o) *Dr. Anna Elizabeth Muncaster, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
* * * * * *consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

* * * (o) *Dr. Margaret Laura Wood, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
* * * * * *consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital


Silly person.

Bill

On Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 at 19:13:09h -0700, Wright's Aerials declared:

On Jun 2, 1:38Â*am, J G Miller wrote:
On Tuesday, June 1st, 2010 at 16:55:49h -0700, Wright's
explained:

The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom
window, right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a
problem with my skin, and it disturbs my sleep.

Have you not tried one of these?

Â* Â* Â* (o) Â*Dr. Michael Edward Kesseler, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

Â* Â* Â* (o) Â*Dr. Anna Elizabeth Muncaster, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital

Â* Â* Â* (o) Â*Dr. Margaret Laura Wood, Dermatologist (Rotherham)
Â* Â* Â* Â* Â* Â*consultation in: Rotherham General Hospital


Silly person.

Sorry?

If you have a dermatological problem, why would you not go and see
a dermatologist to get the problem resolved?

On 2 June, 00:55, "
wrote:
The other morning at dawn the sun was shining though the bedroom
window, right across the bed. I was already awake because I have a
problem with my skin, and it disturbs my sleep. Last week the skin was
at its worse on my fundament. It was very sore and itchy just below
the belt line at the back, and also at various points on my buttocks.
I'd never seen it although I'd certainly felt it, and it occurred to
me that the sunlight would provide a good light for some self-
examination. I went for the bathroom mirror, the portable one on a
stand. I stood the mirror at the side of the bed and put myself in
position on my side on the bed *Annoyingly the mirror was a bit too
low, so I searched round for something to lift it up, and found a
boxed VHS cassette from the box on the landing, which will eventually
go to the church fair. With the cassette in place I was able to survey
my bad skin at leisure. When I put the cassette back I was amused to
see that its title was 'Bottom'.

Bill

I had a similar problem but further south than yours, quite close to a
sinkhole in a steep-sided valley.

The only way I could self examine this area was with the help of a
webcam. I did not have it connected to the internet at the time, at
least I don't think I did!.