TOT but maybe funny!

Couldn't resist this:

A guy was sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.

A beautiful woman walked in and sat down at the table next to him.

He decided, because she was in uniform, she was probably an off-duty
flight attendant, so he decided to have a go at picking her up by
identifying the airline she flew for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leaned across to her and quoted the Delta Airlines motto

'We love to fly and it shows'.

The woman looked at him blankly.

He sat back to reconsider, then he leaned forward again and delivered
the Air France motto

'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face
Undeterred, he tried again, this time quoting the Malaysian Airlines
motto

'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looked at him sternly and said 'What the f**k do you want?

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryan Air'

Very true if you have listened to some of their company frequencies...
Brian

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Couldn't resist this:

A guy was sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.

A beautiful woman walked in and sat down at the table next to him.

He decided, because she was in uniform, she was probably an off-duty
flight attendant, so he decided to have a go at picking her up by
identifying the airline she flew for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leaned across to her and quoted the Delta Airlines motto

'We love to fly and it shows'.

The woman looked at him blankly.

He sat back to reconsider, then he leaned forward again and delivered the
Air France motto

'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face
Undeterred, he tried again, this time quoting the Malaysian Airlines
motto

'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looked at him sternly and said 'What the f**k do you want?

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Ryan Air'