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It was probably in the watershed, or was that the woodshed?
grin. Brian -- Brian Gaff - Note:- In order to reduce spam, any email without 'Brian Gaff' in the display name may be lost. Blind user, so no pictures please! "Bill Wright" wrote in message ... "Ivan" wrote in message ... Derek Geldard wrote: He he, University challenge was a treat this evening, a team of lovely young women whipping the asses off the boys, Was this before the watershed? Bill |
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Bill Wright wrote:
"Ivan" wrote in message ... Derek Geldard wrote: He he, University challenge was a treat this evening, a team of lovely young women whipping the asses off the boys, Was this before the watershed? Well in the cold light of day definitely after my watershed, which usually starts around 8.00 PM.. |
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"Java Jive" wrote in message ... On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:16:24 +0100, geoff wrote: In message , Cash [email protected]?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.? .?.?.?.?.//.com.invalid writes And *WHAT* were your thoughts on 'oldies' when you were in your teens, twenties, thirties - and possibly forties when you were showing them how to use that new fangled invention called the video recorder - or even early mobile phones? ;-) Actually, in my day it was hifi, but, while they needed some advice on what technical specifications (remember them?) constituted hifi, none of my parents had any difficulty at all in using such things. HiFi is something the youth of today fail to understand. They wouldn't buy mp3 players if they knew anything about HiFi. From my experience the youth of today understands very little technical stuff, the majority know next to nothing about how computers, TV, radio, cars, (insert what you like) work. Almost all the "kids know computers" comes from their better thumb control on games consoles, give them a game that requires knowledge/strategy and they are hopeless and get bored. However, my mother did have a blind spot, pun intended, on using instamatic cameras. She was always getting caught out by the parallax between what the viewfinder showed and what the lens was actually pointed at. We used to pin the results up on a board to see if anyone could guess what she really intended to photograph. There was a strange photo of a solitary unidentified and odd-looking elbow up for months until I realised it was my brother's left elbow going round the bag of his Highland pipes! That wasn't parallax, it was an eye relief problem and she couldn't see through the viewfinder at all. Its quite a common problem on cheap cameras (and some expensive ones!). It would have been solved if she had looked at some of the cameras with big viewfinders. My stepfather used to teach me science through, say, explaining why popcorn popped. EXPLAIN A favourite trick was to get an old-fashioned tin with a replacable lid, like a syrup or treacle tin, and punch one hole with a nail through each of the base and the lid. You then: 1) Remove the lid 2) Seal the hole in the base of the tin with a finger 3) Turn it upside down 4) Fill it with gas from the cooker (gas is lighter than air, so it goes up into the tin). Er, turn the gas off once you smell gas! That means it's full! 5) Replace the lid 6) Seal the hole in the lid with another finger (so you're now sealing both) 7) Turn it the right way up 8) Run out into the garden and place it on something like a brick 9) Light the gas at the lid hole, and stand well back. After a few seconds the lid goes about 15 feet in the air. EXPLAIN Another was to get an old can, not one that contained anything highly flammable, something like olive oil would do. Put a centimetre or two of water in the tin, and boil it until steam is coming out of the top. Then turn off the gas, and quickly, using oven gloves, replace the lid making sure it's tight. Stand back and wait. After a while, the can crumples. EXPLAIN I do remember a letter to one of the papers years ago asking why they didn't wait until the old people had died off before introducing decimalisation Much too simple.. explain how JET works. ;-) |
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In message , "[email protected]"
writes HiFi is something the youth of today fail to understand. They wouldn't buy mp3 players if they knew anything about HiFi. What a strange thing to say! Some folk, myself included, don't want high fidelity and humping speakers around. I go for convenience. For me sheer luxury is having an entire 9-hour book reading or several concerts on one CD. explain how JET works. All I know about the Joint European Torus project is that it's all about nuclear fusion and all that stuff is way over my poor head. -- James Follett. Http://www.pbase.com/jamesfollett updated to include 'Wings' air and vehicle show pictures at Dunsfold. |
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In message , Brian Gaff
writes Can one complain to the ASA about stuff on the BBC? Naw. Some can whinge about jeopardy posting, though. JF |
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In message , Brian Gaff
writes Whatever happened to dignity and tolerence? Same thing that happened to logical, chronological posting! JF |
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james wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff writes Can one complain to the ASA about stuff on the BBC? Naw. Some can whinge about jeopardy posting, though. JF You're being an arsehole, Brian has no choice about top posting as he's blind. As you would know if you bothered to ask instead of making snide comments. -- ^..^ This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help her wipe out Bunny's world domination. |
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On Tue, 1 Sep 2009 09:28:26 +0100, "[email protected]"
wrote: "Java Jive" wrote in message .. . On Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:16:24 +0100, geoff wrote: In message , Cash [email protected]?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.? .?.?.?.?.//.com.invalid writes And *WHAT* were your thoughts on 'oldies' when you were in your teens, twenties, thirties - and possibly forties when you were showing them how to use that new fangled invention called the video recorder - or even early mobile phones? ;-) Actually, in my day it was hifi, but, while they needed some advice on what technical specifications (remember them?) constituted hifi, none of my parents had any difficulty at all in using such things. HiFi is something the youth of today fail to understand. They wouldn't buy mp3 players if they knew anything about HiFi. From my experience the youth of today understands very little technical stuff, the majority know next to nothing about how computers, TV, radio, cars, (insert what you like) work. Almost all the "kids know computers" comes from their better thumb control on games consoles, give them a game that requires knowledge/strategy and they are hopeless and get bored. Thus leading to the absurdity of a (late) female nominee cabinet minister saying that IT was "Just a simple manual skill", presumably like packing veggies in boxes in the fields. 8-( Derek |
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On Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:20:32 +0100, Java Jive
wrote: snipped And who remembers the famous BBC Spaghetti Farm spoof-documentary? snipped Ah yes.That was Panorama with Mr Dimblebum Snr. |
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