Mr. Ed

"Commander Gideon" wrote in message
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Remember the Harry Enfield version,Mr Dead?

He's dead of course!

Col

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:06:27 +0000, Froot Bat wrote:

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:37:04 +0100, Tim C
wrote:

A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed

If you read that backwards it contains a Satanic message.

Taht?

Doesn't sound very Satanic to me.

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Taht?

As in Lilo Lil - "She. Is. A. Taht!"

Ian

"petetop" wrote in message
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"Tim C" wrote in message
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Who here remembers this?


A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed

Yeah I remember the series, and My mother the talking car, and a real old
one Four Feather Falls, anyone remeber that one?
Pete
Four Feather Falls was Gerry (Thunderbirds) Anderson.
Anyone remember Phyllis Diller in The Pruitts of Southampton?
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Graham.

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"Froot Bat" wrote in message
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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:37:04 +0100, Tim C
wrote:

A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed

If you read that backwards it contains a Satanic message.


True. The Coven here in uf+dm repeat it backwards as they stir today's mess.

I do, but what is the point exactly? some of todays marketing men need to
learn when not to speak.
Brian

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"Tim C" wrote in message
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Who here remembers this?


A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed

We do not like TOP POSTERS in uf+dm. Please learn how to post proper should
you wish to return. You have been warned.


"Brian Gaff" wrote in message
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I do, but what is the point exactly? some of todays marketing men need to
learn when not to speak.
Brian

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Brian Gaff -
Note:- In order to reduce spam, any email without 'Brian Gaff'
in the display name may be lost.
Blind user, so no pictures please!
"Tim C" wrote in message
...
Who here remembers this?


A horse is a horse
Of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse,
Of course
That is, of course
Unless the horse
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source
And ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse
He's always on a steady course
Talk to Mister Ed!

People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak
Unless he has something to say!

Oh, a horse is a horse
Of course, of course
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well, listen to this:
". . . I am Mister Ed

"B Hughes" wrote in message
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We do not like TOP POSTERS in uf+dm. Please learn how to post proper
should you wish to return. You have been warned.

And you may wish to read Brian's signature, and be grateful he won't
wish his affliction upon you.

--
Graham.

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"Graham." wrote in message
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"B Hughes" wrote in message
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We do not like TOP POSTERS in uf+dm. Please learn how to post proper
should you wish to return. You have been warned.

And you may wish to read Brian's signature, and be grateful he won't
wish his affliction upon you.

--
Graham.

%Profound_observation%


I read his signature. I suspect it is not Brian's wish he be treated
different from other posters, more likely your own view, you PC jobsworth.

Matthew Maltloaf wrote:

"Graham." wrote in message
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"B Hughes" wrote in message
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We do not like TOP POSTERS in uf+dm. Please learn how to post proper
should you wish to return. You have been warned.

And you may wish to read Brian's signature, and be grateful he won't
wish his affliction upon you.

--
Graham.

%Profound_observation%


I read his signature. I suspect it is not Brian's wish he be treated
different from other posters, more likely your own view, you PC jobsworth.

I'm sure he will speak for himself but if I remember rightly he uses a
speech program and obviously, without being able to see the posts it
is helpful for him if the message is at the top then he can just
'read' the relevant part. I also doubt that he deliberately posted in
the group to which the complaint was attached, this message having
been cross posted to places I certainly have no intention of visiting
deliberately

YOU may have read his sig but did the person who saw fit to chastise
him? I don't think so.

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