Congestion and police apathy reduce a main trunk road intoHarrogate to 2.1mph.

On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:
On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says...

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

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Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

"wait and see" wrote in message
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I didnoh see a thing in the story about the police officers watching TV ;(
...
Cross posting FTL..
Granted, I did see 2 police officers stop the car one day and play with a
mobile phone for a couple of hours, so I guess they coulda been watching
video's or streaming digital tv :/...

On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see wrote:
On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:



On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says...

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

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Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike

On Jun 18, 10:11*am, Mike P wrote:
On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see wrote:





On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says....

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

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Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike- Hide quoted text -

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I think dordelling is a much better way to spell dawdling.

"Ed" wrote in message
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On Jun 18, 10:11 am, Mike P wrote:
On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see wrote:





On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says...

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on
the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue
lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y F U C K A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

--- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike- Hide quoted text -

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I think dordelling is a much better way to spell dawdling.



critcher said...................
It's very Swiss, isn't it

On 18 June, 11:31, Ed wrote:
On Jun 18, 10:11*am, Mike P wrote:





On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see wrote:

On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says....

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

--- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike- Hide quoted text -

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Gud.
Aye fink sow two%

On 18 June, 10:11, Mike P wrote:
On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see wrote:





On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says....

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

--- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike- Hide quoted text -

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The post is exactly what it says..
Sorry if you find this confusing.

On 18 June, 20:05, wait and see wrote:
On 18 June, 10:11, Mike P wrote:



On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see wrote:

On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says....

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

--- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike- Hide quoted text -

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The post is exactly what it says..
Sorry if you find this confusing.

No, I just find your post hilarious. You've clearly never dealt with
the police.

Mike P

On 19 June, 11:58, Mike P wrote:
On 18 June, 20:05, wait and see wrote:





On 18 June, 10:11, Mike P wrote:

On 17 June, 20:55, wait and see wrote:

On 17 June, 17:36, Mike wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0100, GOM wrote:
In article , Mike says...

Single carriageway A661 Wetherby Road, Geest artic broken down on the
inbound side.

Traffic takes an hour to cover the distance from the A658 bypass to
the roundabout on the A59

Two police cars slowly crawl pass the scene, without any blue lights
lit and do...

A B S O L U T E L Y * F U C K * A L L

...resulting in the traffic coming out of town stopping just about
anyone from getting in (yes I know they must be desperate to visit
this ******** of a town)

What were they supposed to do?

The visitors could go somewhere else, Basra or the Gaza Strip being
much more attractive and with much more rapid traffic flow.

Or perhaps the North Yorkshire Police could arrange rapid recovery of
the vehicle (apparently it's STILL there over six hours later) so as
to restore two way traffic, or direct traffic around the obstruction
taking regard of the near one way traffic flow on a set of lights
close to the obstruction where even someone as dense as George Osborne
MP would appreciate were cycling through multiple sequences for a
traffic flow of nearly zero vehicles on the inbound direction and near
normal flow in the other.

Beyond the obstruction normal traffic flows inbound were resumed.

North Yorkshire Police, as proved by the two Panda bound ****wits who
crawled by the scene, are beyond any doubt a bunch of CRETINS.

--- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Police men being cretins..
I hardly think that would be true.
They were probably following strict procedure learnt in years of
extensive training!
To a mere impatient layman bystander, like yourself, this may have
been seen as dordelling.
But I am sure our heroes in blue sorted this out as fast and SAFELY as
possible.
There job is hard enough without a bunch of impatient horn tooting
morons making uninformed and stupid glib remarks.
Please think in future.

Is your post meant to be ironic, or does it just appear that way?

Mike- Hide quoted text -

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The post is exactly what it says..
Sorry if you find this confusing.

No, I just find your post hilarious. *You've clearly never dealt with
the police.

Mike P- Hide quoted text -

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Quite correct..
Iam a law abiding citizen.
Infact the last time I saw our, much needed, peace keepers in action,
was back in '85 when they were dealing with the certain rioting thugs
from the great un-washed in N.Yorks. And a fine job they made of that
to! Swiftly restoring law and order so the rest of the country could
go about more important business.