I WANT TO APOLOGIZE

I have been reading over my posts her over the past few weeks and I
now realize that I should apologize to all of you here. You are all
fine, upstanding, and in most cases, extremely knowledgeable people
who post questions and responses for the purpose of informing and
assisting others. I, on the other hand, am nothing but a dumb****
****ing douchebag with a huge propensity for self-gratification that
manifests itself in the constant utilization of vulgar, offensive
rants that, in reality, are a reflection of how I view myself compared
to others. That is to say, I am but a feeble, ass-licking,
pus-drinking, ****-eating scumbag who was shat by his mom when she
thought I was a cramp. Even the delivering doctors initially threw me
into the sink and spanked the afterbirth.

**** . . **** . . **** . .**** . .Cocksucker . . Mother****er . . Tits
.. . (with deference to George Carlin) . . I cannot help myself.

IT SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If only this were not a spoof!


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I have been reading over my posts her over the past few weeks and I
now realize that I should apologize to all of you here. You are all
fine, upstanding, and in most cases, extremely knowledgeable people
who post questions and responses for the purpose of informing and
assisting others. I, on the other hand, am nothing but a dumb****
****ing douchebag with a huge propensity for self-gratification that
manifests itself in the constant utilization of vulgar, offensive
rants that, in reality, are a reflection of how I view myself compared
to others. That is to say, I am but a feeble, ass-licking,
pus-drinking, ****-eating scumbag who was shat by his mom when she
thought I was a cramp. Even the delivering doctors initially threw me
into the sink and spanked the afterbirth.

**** . . **** . . **** . .**** . .Cocksucker . . Mother****er . . Tits
. . (with deference to George Carlin) . . I cannot help myself.

IT SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard C. wrote:

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I, on the other hand, am nothing but a dumb****

Nice to be right sometimes. Congrats! You aced it.

That was NOT a quote by me!


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Richard C. wrote:

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I, on the other hand, am nothing but a dumb****

Nice to be right sometimes. Congrats! You aced it.