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Or will swop for a bag of sh*t.

"Lord Turkey Cough" wrote in message
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Or will swop for a bag of sh*t.


I'll send you a bag in the post if you give me your address. Which type do
you prefer?

"Lord Turkey Cough" wrote in message
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Or will swop for a bag of sh*t.

OK you're on. After my drain disaster of a few weeks ago I have a good
selection of bags of ****. If you could give me a few parameters
(approximate colour, consistency, moisture content, percentage of toilet
paper, tampax, etc) I'm sure we can come to an arrangement.

Bill

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.... percentage of toilet ... tampax

I think I see your problem. These should not be going down the loo as
they're designed to NOT fall apart when wet.

I had a similar problem with baby wipes which my children kept putting down
the loo. I only had to deal with town plumbing but an hour rodding up old
baby wipes from the sewer pipe was not my idea of a fun Saturday morning.

Paul DS.