Clarkson censured for 'bit gay' car gibe

"marc_CH" wrote in message
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

Straight sex would seem like a perversion to a pervert that prefers anal
sex.

I'd say you are obviously the expert there - on anal sex. You seem
totally
fixated by it. Most normal people probably don't give it a second
thought.

I've held off saying this because I suppose it's almost vaguely racist,
but what *is* it about Greeks and buggery? Years back a friend and I went
out with two Greek guys and ditched them after 'round one' because all
they seemed fixated upon was doing a spot of 'uphill gardening' with the
pair of us.

That would be because every a British woman who goes to Greece on holiday
she asks the Greek men to give it to her up the arse. I already told you
that before. In Europe that is the reputation that British women have. They
prefer it up the arse, but you already know that.

"Agamemnon" wrote in message
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"marc_CH" wrote in message
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

Straight sex would seem like a perversion to a pervert that prefers
anal sex.

I'd say you are obviously the expert there - on anal sex. You seem
totally
fixated by it. Most normal people probably don't give it a second
thought.

I've held off saying this because I suppose it's almost vaguely racist,
but what *is* it about Greeks and buggery? Years back a friend and I went
out with two Greek guys and ditched them after 'round one' because all
they seemed fixated upon was doing a spot of 'uphill gardening' with the
pair of us.

That would be because every a British woman who goes to Greece on holiday
she asks the Greek men to give it to her up the arse. I already told you
that before. In Europe that is the reputation that British women have.
They prefer it up the arse, but you already know that.

Strange that. Because over here in Britain, it's the Greeks who have the
reputation for preferring it up the arse. Hence the term "Greek Love".

Also strange, because I've visited most countries in Europe and none of them
seem to share this strange impression of yours.

But then... you've never been out with a woman, let alone a British woman.
So how would you know?

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:
First of all homosexual is NOT a noun.

Yes. And white is actually black. Anything you believe must be the truth.

Look at a film screen.

When were you elevated to the deity?

Anyone who undersands Green and Latin
will tell you that is means "of same sex".

Ah. Right. Suddenly you're allowing a mixture of languages?

BTW, translate *exactly* 'sexual' from ancient Greek or Latin. You can't
because it doesn't exist.

Sexual derives from the Latin word Sexualis = pertaining to sex or gender.

Agamemnon wrote:

I've held off saying this because I suppose it's almost vaguely
racist, but what *is* it about Greeks and buggery? Years back a friend
and I went out with two Greek guys and ditched them after 'round one'
because all they seemed fixated upon was doing a spot of 'uphill
gardening' with the pair of us.

That would be because every a British woman who goes to Greece on
holiday she asks the Greek men to give it to her up the arse.

Strange that this all happened in London then, is it not?

You're an idiot, Aggy. We all know it.

--
marc

"Animals do give their consent to humans to **** them, but only someone
who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

On 30 May, 22:10, "Agamemnon" wrote:


That would be because every a British woman who goes to Greece on holiday

"every a British woman"? That's a very poor Chico Marx Italian
impersonation. And probably a little bit racist for the modern age you
kggygbfitucbu.


she asks the Greek men to give it to her up the arse. I already told you
that before. In Europe that is the reputation that British women have. They
prefer it up the arse, but you already know that.

Riiiight. And you know this because you're best friends with ALL the
men in Greece and they told you that. Yeah, oookay.

On 30 May, 22:37, "Agamemnon" wrote:


Sexual derives from the Latin word Sexualis = pertaining to sex or gender.

Thank you K-9.

On Wed, 30 May 2007 12:51:34 +0100, "Agamemnon"
wrote:

First of all homosexual is NOT a noun. Anyone who undersands Green and Latin
will tell you that is means "of same sex". It is an adjective and cannot
mean a person who is anything.

In a word, wrong.

At the risk of being boring (albeit boring and correct) may I refer
you to the OED yet again, and suggest that if you have not already
done so, you avail yourself of a copy. I promise you will find it
helpful if you want to pontificate about the meanings of words.

Rod.

zarbiface wrote:

Riiiight. And you know this because you're best friends with ALL the
men in Greece and they told you that. Yeah, oookay.

Well I'm willing to bet he knows quite a few of them *rather well*.

--
marc

"Animals do give their consent to humans to **** them, but only someone
who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

On Wed, 30 May 2007 12:51:34 +0100, "Agamemnon"
wrote:

The Oxford English Dictionary is WRONG and it is known internationally that
it is wrong since in Greek the equivalent to the word homosexuality is
Omofylofilia which means same sex love and even this does not means what you
think homosexual means, since the act of a man who always ****s women can be
described by that term. The word homosexual and the concept behind it is
COMPLETE AND UTTER NONSENSE which was invented by an ignorant in order to
make themself look cleaver, and you are an even bigger ignorant by using it.

If you want a word which means someone who has sex with members of the same
sex as themselves then the word you need to start is off with is IDIO which
means pertaining to self. Thus you get the noun "idiogenogamotic",
same-sex-as-self-****er.

We're almost onto some common ground here. If you want a word for
somebody who declares the dictionary to be wrong and invents new words
that nobody else recognises or has ever heard of, then I think a
suitable word probably would start off with "IDIO....".

Now what would be the best way to complete the word with the smallest
possible number of letters?

Rod.

On Wed, 30 May 2007 12:16:02 +0000 (UTC),
(The Doctor) wrote:

Google search for 'kolofiliac' = zero
Google Groups search for 'kolofiliac' = three, all from some nut job in
the Dr Who group
Wikipedia search for 'kolofiliac' = zero
Yahoo search for 'kolofiliac' = zero
AltaVista search for 'kolofiliac' = zero
Microsoft Live Search for 'kolofiliac' = zero
Chambers dictionary search for 'kolofiliac' = zero
Concise Oxford search for 'kolofiliac' = zero
Encyclopaedia Britannica search for 'kolofiliac' = zero


As I thought! It was not just me.

Where else might I try? Randomly pulling tiles out of a Scrabble bag,
perchance? Listening to the voices in my head, perchance?


A bit harsh I say.

Have you just joined? If so, perhaps it would seem harsh, but this
clown has been rambling for some time now, becoming sillier by the
day, casting aspertions upon the etymological principles and sexual
predilections of all and sundry without restraint. Naturally we don't
feel obliged to exercise much in the way of restraint in response,
(which is just as well because it wouldn't be so amusing if we did).

So the gloves are off... but he just keeps walking into our fists.

Rod.