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  #711  
Old May 29th 07, 04:35 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 29 May, 13:11, "Agamemnon" wrote:


Do you think it is acceptable for a woman to have kittens that look like
baby domestic cats sucking off her breasts. Do you?


No, but this was not shown in Doctor Who. Your bestial urges created
the scene in your mind because you fancy cats. Why are you now sharing
those perverted mental images with us, weirdo?




  #712  
Old May 29th 07, 04:38 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 29 May, 13:00, "Agamemnon" wrote:


You sound like a man hating lesbian, because that's what you are on top of
being a kolofiliac.


Yes I am a male lesbian. I fancy women. I'm not a kolofiliac and
neither is anyone else because the word does not exist. I might as
well call you a wonkflummeower and it'd be equally as ineffective.

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Old May 29th 07, 04:40 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 29 May, 13:34, "Agamemnon" wrote:


Zarbiface is a female dominant hermaphrodite and as sock puppet of solar
penguin.


Make your mind up. According to you I was a lesbian two minutes ago.

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Old May 29th 07, 04:48 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"zarbiface" wrote in message
ups.com...
On 29 May, 13:00, "Agamemnon" wrote:


You sound like a man hating lesbian, because that's what you are on top
of
being a kolofiliac.


Yes I am a male lesbian.


A man hating lesbian you idiot is a lesbian that hates men.

I fancy women.


That's right, because you are a lesbian.

I'm not a kolofiliac and
neither is anyone else because the word does not exist. I might as
well call you a wonkflummeower and it'd be equally as ineffective.


Idiot.

You defend anal sex, you defend people how have anal sex and you like anal
sex yourself. Either deny that and condemn this disgusting abomination or
else come out of the closet. You are a kolofiliac. And don't go crying that
the word does not exist. It has been published therefore its exists. It is
more valid than the word homosexual which did not exist until Victorian
times.

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Old May 29th 07, 04:50 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"zarbiface" wrote in message
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On 29 May, 13:11, "Agamemnon" wrote:


Do you think it is acceptable for a woman to have kittens that look like
baby domestic cats sucking off her breasts. Do you?


No, but this was not shown in Doctor Who.


It was implied in Doctor Who. The kitten even meowed out mummy, so we can
presume she was breast feeding it.

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Old May 29th 07, 04:56 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 29 May, 15:48, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"zarbiface" wrote in message



Yes I am a male lesbian.


A man hating lesbian you idiot is a lesbian that hates men.

I fancy women.


That's right, because you are a lesbian.


I think my joke just went RIGHT over your head. No surprise there.




You defend anal sex, you defend people how have anal sex and you like anal
sex yourself. Either deny that and condemn this disgusting abomination or
else come out of the closet.


I said what consenting adults do in their sex lives is up to them. And
it is. It's not YOUR business to condemn them for it.

You are a kolofiliac. And don't go crying that
the word does not exist. It has been published therefore its exists.


It exists as a nonsense word you made up. Nothing more. Like the word
Aggyisaclosethomo.

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Old May 29th 07, 04:57 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On 29 May, 15:50, "Agamemnon" wrote:


It was implied in Doctor Who. The kitten even meowed out mummy, so we can
presume she was breast feeding it.


So kids who are bottle fed never use the word "Mummy"?

You get weirder by the day, do you know that?

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Old May 29th 07, 05:35 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On May 29, 3:57 pm, zarbiface wrote:
On 29 May, 15:50, "Agamemnon" wrote:



It was implied in Doctor Who. The kitten even meowed out mummy, so we can
presume she was breast feeding it.


So kids who are bottle fed never use the word "Mummy"?

You get weirder by the day, do you know that?


He's like the Big Brother show on Channel 4. Every season, IMHO, they
have to bring into the house people even more wierd than last year, in
an effort to be controversial than the previous BB. In the same way
Aggs has to push the boundary a bit more every day

In fact, I reckon Aggs should apply to be in next years BB. His
level of bigotry and wierdness might even generate more complaints
than Jadegate did. Mind you in this wierd world Aggs would probably
win it. Can you imagine Aggs and Jade in the same room trying to
outbigot each other? Actually, let's not imagine it

Regards

H

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Old May 29th 07, 06:18 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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In article ,
Agamemnon wrote:
The kitten even meowed out mummy, so we can presume she was breast
feeding it.


I presume your cat speaks English too? Could you take lessons from it?
Please? Pretty Please?

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Old May 29th 07, 07:32 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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Dave Plowman (News) told the audient void (and rec.arts.drwho):
In article ,
Agamemnon wrote:
The kitten even meowed out mummy, so we can presume she was breast
feeding it.


I presume your cat speaks English too? Could you take lessons from it?
Please? Pretty Please?


His neighbour's cat has already taught him how to say "leave me alone",
"**** off" and "that's it, I'm calling the RSPCA".

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