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  #701  
Old May 29th 07, 02:00 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
Agamemnon
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"zarbiface" wrote in message
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On 29 May, 06:02, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message




You seem to take earnest delight in calling me a lesbian, a whore and
suggesting that I ought to be repeatedly raped over a 48 hour period. I


No. What I said is that you yearn to be pinned to a bed and ****ed
senseless
non-stop over a period 48 hours. Its not rape if you give your consent to
it.



You see women purely as
sex objects.


You sound like a man hating lesbian, because that's what you are on top of
being a kolofiliac.

  #702  
Old May 29th 07, 02:04 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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Agamemnon wrote:
"zarbiface" wrote in message
ups.com...
On 29 May, 06:02, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message




You seem to take earnest delight in calling me a lesbian, a whore
and suggesting that I ought to be repeatedly raped over a 48 hour
period. I

No. What I said is that you yearn to be pinned to a bed and ****ed
senseless
non-stop over a period 48 hours. Its not rape if you give your
consent to it.



You see women purely as
sex objects.


You sound like a man hating lesbian, because that's what you are on
top of being a kolofiliac.


Zarbiface has said a couple of times that he's a man. That would make
it difficult for him to be a lesbian (unless you mean he's a native of
Lesbos?).

Diane L.


  #703  
Old May 29th 07, 02:11 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"Stewart Smith" wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:

Does Mr Spock look like a domestic cat?

Does Superman look like a domestic cat?


Does Father Dougal Maguire wearing makeup look like a domestic cat?


His offspring did.

Do you think it is acceptable for a woman to have kittens that look like
baby domestic cats sucking off her breasts. Do you?

It's an abomination.


Stewart


  #704  
Old May 29th 07, 02:34 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"Diane L." wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:
"zarbiface" wrote in message
ups.com...
On 29 May, 06:02, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message




You seem to take earnest delight in calling me a lesbian, a whore
and suggesting that I ought to be repeatedly raped over a 48 hour
period. I

No. What I said is that you yearn to be pinned to a bed and ****ed
senseless
non-stop over a period 48 hours. Its not rape if you give your
consent to it.


You see women purely as
sex objects.


You sound like a man hating lesbian, because that's what you are on
top of being a kolofiliac.


Zarbiface has said a couple of times that he's a man. That would make


Zarbiface is a female dominant hermaphrodite and as sock puppet of solar
penguin.

it difficult for him to be a lesbian (unless you mean he's a native of
Lesbos?).

Diane L.


  #705  
Old May 29th 07, 02:38 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
Stewart Smith
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Agamemnon wrote:

"Stewart Smith" wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:

Does Mr Spock look like a domestic cat?

Does Superman look like a domestic cat?


Does Father Dougal Maguire wearing makeup look like a domestic cat?


His offspring did.

Do you think it is acceptable for a woman to have kittens that look like
baby domestic cats sucking off her breasts. Do you?


Were you watching a different version of the show? I don't remember the
suckling scene, but it obviously makes you hot... The thing is that
you're imagining all this stuff which wasn't actually in the episode in
order to get upset about it. You might as well imagine that the kittens
were grown in some sort of year 5 Billion "My First Pocket Genetics Lab"
and decanted shortly before the episode. The cat and the "human" may be
in a loving relationship but unable to consumate it because of
incompatible genitalia. There you go, no inter-species sex or anything
else for you to get upset about.

It's an abomination.


1. She's not human either, no one on New Earth is, regardless of how
they look. There were no humans left after Cassandra died.

2. It's fiction you complete moron.

Stewart
  #706  
Old May 29th 07, 02:39 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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"marc_CH" wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:

Look, there is an easier way to deal with this. It's called 'we are
right and you are wrong'. You can't spell, cannot puctuate, have only a
loose concept of grammar and clearly are using English as a second (or
worse) language. You're in no position to lecture anyone on it,
cat****er.


You are an idiot. But what else should I expect from a wonton lesbian


Wanton.

W-A-N-T-O-N.

Wanton.

QED.

Again.


I'm glad that you agree with me that you are wanton Marcella.



  #707  
Old May 29th 07, 03:12 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
Agamemnon wrote:
That's exactly the point he misses. What about Spock? What Superman and
Lois Lane? There are endless examples of "interspecies romance" (stolen
from "American Flagg!") in science fiction. It's a popular SF trope.
Faggay just doesn't have the imagination to see that...


Does Mr Spock look like a domestic cat?


I dunno. He's a fictional character.

Does Superman look like a domestic cat?


I dunno. He's a fictional character.

Have either of them begat kittens that look like and are the same size
as the kittens produced by a domestic cat?


Being fictional they can't 'begat' anything.

Do you understand the difference between fiction and fact? I'd say not and
that you need to get out more.


In which case, according to his logic, they are Gods.

Or lesbians.

  #708  
Old May 29th 07, 03:48 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
Doire
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In message , Agamemnon
writes

"the dog from that film you saw"
wrote in message ...

"Agamemnon" wrote in message
t.uk...

"marc_CH" wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:

Here is a list of people who have defended kolofilia and/or sexual
acts pertaining to idiogenogamosis in the Jeremy Clarkson thread.

And you are the person who said that your cat has given you the come-on.

WRONG. The cat that tried to entice me belonged to a neighbour. My
own cats never behaved that way because I brought them up decently. ]




too silly now - for a while i took you seriously - now you get 4 out
of 10 only.


You want something silly do you?

Well, I've just finished watching Look East and abomination knows no
bounds. A transgenic human has been made mayor of one of the towns in
the region. Not that there is any thing wrong in that. What the
abomination that I am refereeing is that this man-woman has a partner,
not a man as you might think to complement its artificial femininity,
oh no, this creatures partner is another woman, oh yes. If this
creature fancied women then why didn't it remain a man instead of
becoming a lesbian? But no, it gets much worse than this, because it
turns out that this creatures partner is not actually a woman at all
but another transgenic human, oh yes, another man-woman. For ****s
sake, if both these creatures were gay then why didn't they become
partners as men. But yer, they were not satisfied with eating snails,
they had to eat oysters instead, and farm grown ones too, not ala natural.


That's my town and my Mayor and Mayoress that you're pouring your bile
over. I voted for Jennifer as my word councillor until she stood down.

I admire her politics and I admire her courage. Why does who she chooses
to share her life raise such ire in you? Why do you want to add,
ineffectually I hope, to the sum of malevolence and spite in the world?
Does it make you happier? Does it boost your self esteem? Are you so low
that you can only find value in ****ing on strangers?

But no, what the **** has this country become?

More tolerant. But use you vote; you can try to keen your enclave pure.

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  #709  
Old May 29th 07, 04:00 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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In article ,
Diane L. wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:

But what else should I expect from a wonton lesbian


Sweet and sour sauce?

Diane L.



LOL!
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  #710  
Old May 29th 07, 04:10 PM posted to rec.arts.drwho,uk.tech.digital-tv
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On Tue, 29 May 2007 14:48:31 +0100, Doire
wrote:

In message , Agamemnon
writes

"the dog from that film you saw"
wrote in message ...

"Agamemnon" wrote in message
et.uk...

"marc_CH" wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:

Here is a list of people who have defended kolofilia and/or sexual
acts pertaining to idiogenogamosis in the Jeremy Clarkson thread.

And you are the person who said that your cat has given you the come-on.

WRONG. The cat that tried to entice me belonged to a neighbour. My
own cats never behaved that way because I brought them up decently. ]



too silly now - for a while i took you seriously - now you get 4 out
of 10 only.


You want something silly do you?

Well, I've just finished watching Look East and abomination knows no
bounds. A transgenic human has been made mayor of one of the towns in
the region. Not that there is any thing wrong in that. What the
abomination that I am refereeing is that this man-woman has a partner,
not a man as you might think to complement its artificial femininity,
oh no, this creatures partner is another woman, oh yes. If this
creature fancied women then why didn't it remain a man instead of
becoming a lesbian? But no, it gets much worse than this, because it
turns out that this creatures partner is not actually a woman at all
but another transgenic human, oh yes, another man-woman. For ****s
sake, if both these creatures were gay then why didn't they become
partners as men. But yer, they were not satisfied with eating snails,
they had to eat oysters instead, and farm grown ones too, not ala natural.


That's my town and my Mayor and Mayoress that you're pouring your bile
over. I voted for Jennifer as my word councillor until she stood down.

I admire her politics and I admire her courage. Why does who she chooses
to share her life raise such ire in you? Why do you want to add,
ineffectually I hope, to the sum of malevolence and spite in the world?
Does it make you happier? Does it boost your self esteem? Are you so low
that you can only find value in ****ing on strangers?

But no, what the **** has this country become?

More tolerant. But use you vote; you can try to keen your enclave pure.


His view of the world may be altered when the cat finishes clawing his
********.

= IF

 




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