Clarkson censured for 'bit gay' car gibe

On May 25, 2:35 am, "Agamemnon" wrote:
I pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing this
even when I move to a location.

All together now, best Tom Jones impersonations please:

"What's new now pussycat, whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa

That's your arse pussycat, whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa"

Regards

H

"marc_CH" wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:

Dunno. Maybe he has. You seem to have seen an episiode of DW where cats
**** humans. Seems to be something of a recurring theme with you. You
ever get a stiffy when you walk down the petfood aisle in Tesco?

Only when I see a nice looking woman, of the human kind. Jealous lesbian
girl.

If I were actually a lesbian then why would I be jealous?

It seems you have learned everything you know about women from the pages
of the wank mags that have filled your solitary existence. In which case I
refer you to

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1822

which you will probably recognise as being a major part of your life.



VG.

Although, as Aggs has shown that he has no knowledge (and certainly not
experience) of, shall we say fairly 'basic' sexual activities, most of this
will have gone way over his head.

On May 28, 9:18 pm, "Diane L." wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message
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hulahoop wrote:

Crazier than a Meth Lab's ****house rat, he is.

With apologies to Bazza and Dawn

I think Aggy exceeds even *her* best efforts.

You're getting even less than she is lesbian buttplug girl.

You really are *totally* obsessed with anal sex, aren't you?

Diane L.

Felixophiliac is probably more accurate, or would be if it was not a
made up word

Regards

H

"hulahoop" wrote in message
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On May 28, 9:18 pm, "Diane L." wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message
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hulahoop wrote:

Crazier than a Meth Lab's ****house rat, he is.

With apologies to Bazza and Dawn

I think Aggy exceeds even *her* best efforts.

You're getting even less than she is lesbian buttplug girl.

You really are *totally* obsessed with anal sex, aren't you?

Diane L.

Felixophiliac is probably more accurate, or would be if it was not a
made up word

Regards

H




Well if "felinophile" is a real word - and it is
(http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/d.../d0005568.html)
- then wouldn't Aggay be suffering from "felinophilia"?

"Agamemnon" wrote in message
news

"john smith" wrote in message
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"marc_CH" wrote in message
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Greek Freak Agamemnon wrote:

That knocks out about half the English language at a stroke.

As for your *classical education', you cannot even *spell* -- assuming
you had anything of an education in the first place.

Microsoft's spellchecker can't spell.

So why do you use it? Or do you just use it as an excuse when you let
some things slip out. You know. About that cat. And stuff.

And anyway...you secretly want to **** your neighbour's cat. You're a
****ing freak. No wonder you doth protest too much.

You are clearly gagging for it. Turn your masturbation aid up to 11,
and then you might stop bothering us with your fantasies about other
posters. Whatever turns you on, do it in private.

Bad news for you, Aggy. You have *no single idea* about what I do
sexually. On the other hand, you signal your preferences so clearly that
it's hard to mistake them for anything else. Why else do you drone on
about how everyone who disagrees with you must be gay?

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He's obviously suffering from homosexual panic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_panic



And you would know all about that wouldn't you, you stupid queer.




Point! Proven!

"Stephen Wilson" wrote in message
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:
Add 'never having been to a pantomime' to the list of things you
pontificate on without knowledge.

Are you telling me that you have seen productions of Puss In Boots and
Dick Whittington where the cats mate with humans?

Do you think a cat can mate with a human?
Do you understand the meaning of 'mate' in this context?
Do you think the cats in those pantomimes are real cats?
Do you think it's common for a real sexual act to be performed on stage?

I still don't get the root of this issue. Aggy thinks RTD is condoning
bestiality because Gridlock showed a couple - one of whom was cat-like and
the other was not. Neither were cats. Neither were human. But they were a
couple. One male, one female, who were both obviously compatible with each
other.

And this suggests bestiality? I've seen dozens of sci fi movies and TV
series that show couples of different species developing a relationship.


That's exactly the point he misses. What about Spock? What Superman and
Lois Lane? There are endless examples of "interspecies romance" (stolen
from "American Flagg!") in science fiction. It's a popular SF trope.
Faggay just doesn't have the imagination to see that...




Aggy's obsessed. He sees things that aren't there. He is, in a word,
psychotic.

"john smith" wrote in message
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"Stephen Wilson" wrote in message
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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In article ,
Agamemnon wrote:
Add 'never having been to a pantomime' to the list of things you
pontificate on without knowledge.

Are you telling me that you have seen productions of Puss In Boots and
Dick Whittington where the cats mate with humans?

Do you think a cat can mate with a human?
Do you understand the meaning of 'mate' in this context?
Do you think the cats in those pantomimes are real cats?
Do you think it's common for a real sexual act to be performed on stage?

I still don't get the root of this issue. Aggy thinks RTD is condoning
bestiality because Gridlock showed a couple - one of whom was cat-like
and the other was not. Neither were cats. Neither were human. But they
were a couple. One male, one female, who were both obviously compatible
with each other.

And this suggests bestiality? I've seen dozens of sci fi movies and TV
series that show couples of different species developing a relationship.


That's exactly the point he misses. What about Spock? What Superman and
Lois Lane? There are endless examples of "interspecies romance" (stolen
from "American Flagg!") in science fiction. It's a popular SF trope.
Faggay just doesn't have the imagination to see that...

Does Mr Spock look like a domestic cat?

Does Superman look like a domestic cat?

Have either of them begat kittens that look like and are the same size as
the kittens produced by a domestic cat?

"marc_CH" wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:

Care to quote the part where it says that?

(this should be interesting...)

Here you go you ignorant kolofiliac.

Even assuming that 'kolofiliac' is a real word for just a second, just
what makes you think that Dave is one simply because he disagrees with
you?

He is a defender of gay sex and thinks it is ok to penetrate the anus for
pleasure. That makes him a kolofiliac.


You seem to take earnest delight in calling me a lesbian, a whore and
suggesting that I ought to be repeatedly raped over a 48 hour period. I

No. What I said is that you yearn to be pinned to a bed and ****ed senseless
non-stop over a period 48 hours. Its not rape if you give your consent to
it. But the closest you have got to a man is to a strapon. No man wants to
be with you because you don't know how to treat them like a woman. You would
make on of those nagging wives that always has a headache. People like you
are why the divorce rate in this country is going up and up and up.

Agamemnon wrote:

snip

No man wants to be with you because you don't know how to
treat them like a woman.

Most of the men I know don't *want* to be treated like a woman.

Every post you write makes it more and more obvious what your real
desires are.

Diane L.

"Diane L." wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:

snip

No man wants to be with you because you don't know how to
treat them like a woman.

Most of the men I know don't *want* to be treated like a woman.


I said to treat a man like a woman should treat a man you fool.

IDIOT!


Diane L.