Clarkson censured for 'bit gay' car gibe

Agamemnon wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message
...
hulahoop wrote:

Crazier than a Meth Lab's ****house rat, he is.


With apologies to Bazza and Dawn

I think Aggy exceeds even *her* best efforts.


You're getting even less than she is lesbian buttplug girl.

You really are *totally* obsessed with anal sex, aren't you?

Diane L.

zarbiface wrote:
On 28 May, 18:56, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message
You ever
get a stiffy when you walk down the petfood aisle in Tesco?
Only when I see a nice looking woman, of the human kind.

Are there any women other than "the human kind"?

I tried to resist that one. He thinks that 'women' can be non-human!!

Oh the mirth. The endless and ribald mirth!

--
marc

"Animals do give their consent to humans to **** them, but only someone
who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

"marc_CH" wrote in message
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zarbiface wrote:
On 28 May, 18:56, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message
You ever
get a stiffy when you walk down the petfood aisle in Tesco?
Only when I see a nice looking woman, of the human kind.

Are there any women other than "the human kind"?

I tried to resist that one. He thinks that 'women' can be non-human!!

Did you not see Gridlock, and New Earth and TEOTW?


Oh the mirth. The endless and ribald mirth!


I can see you are tickled pink. Keep your vibrating thing turned up to 11,
you might just end up getting a haemorrhage.

Agamemnon wrote:

But what else should I expect from a wonton lesbian

Sweet and sour sauce?

Diane L.

"marc_CH" wrote in message
...
Agamemnon wrote:

Dunno. Maybe he has. You seem to have seen an episiode of DW where cats
**** humans. Seems to be something of a recurring theme with you. You
ever get a stiffy when you walk down the petfood aisle in Tesco?

Only when I see a nice looking woman, of the human kind. Jealous lesbian
girl.

If I were actually a lesbian then why would I be jealous?

Because you're a lesbian which means you are not going to get any, except
from a machine.


It seems you have learned everything you know about women from the pages
of the wank mags that have filled your solitary existence. In which case I
refer you to

http://www.vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1822

which you will probably recognise as being a major part of your life.


And you would know about this site because. Because you're a lesbian and it
turns you on.

On May 28, 9:37 pm, "Diane L." wrote:
Agamemnon wrote:
But what else should I expect from a wonton lesbian

Sweet and sour sauce?

Diane L.

Maybe he was being gravitationalist (made up word BTW) and meant to
type One Ton?

Regards

H

Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

In article ,
marc_CH wrote:
Here you go you ignorant kolofiliac.

Even assuming that 'kolofiliac' is a real word for just a second, just
what makes you think that Dave is one simply because he disagrees with
you?

You seem to take earnest delight in calling me a lesbian, a whore and
suggesting that I ought to be repeatedly raped over a 48 hour period. I
can almost understand that because I can sense the intense female
rejection you have suffered throughout your entire miserable and feeble
life has almost certainly caused you to store up such a formidable
battery of sexual neuroses that you'd make a great MSc Project for some
psychology student. But exactly what has Dave done to suggest to you
that he has anything to do with anal sex, other than disagreeing with
you?

I'm perfectly happy to be insulted in any way by Aggy. The shiftless worm.
What did Healey say? 'like being ravished by a dead sheep'.

I thought it was being savaged by a dead sheep. And the dead sheep in
question was Geoffrey Howe. Possibly appropriate with Aggadoo.
--
Chris

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the
page number.

On 28 May, 21:36, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message

...

zarbiface wrote:
On 28 May, 18:56, "Agamemnon" wrote:
"marc_CH" wrote in message
You ever
get a stiffy when you walk down the petfood aisle in Tesco?
Only when I see a nice looking woman, of the human kind.

Are there any women other than "the human kind"?

I tried to resist that one. He thinks that 'women' can be non-human!!

Did you not see Gridlock, and New Earth and TEOTW?



IT WASN'T REAL! FFS! LOL!

On 28 May, 22:15, "Agamemnon" wrote:


Because you're a lesbian which means you are not going to get any, except
from a machine.


But you're the one who said you were going to **** your spellchecker.

On Mon, 28 May 2007 15:04:34 +0100, "Agamemnon"
wrote:

It's not a redefinition you lesbian. It's the original definition and it
can
be found in Herodotus histories book 2.

What's wrong with the definition in the OED?

Is the OED an authority on religion. No.

I never said it was. It is, however, widely recognised as a good
authority on the meanings of words.

If you choose to adopt a different meaning for a word from the one
defined in the OED, it is likely that more people will understand
theirs than yours. This will inevitably be something of an impedimant
to your attempts to discuss things with other people, and if you care
what other people think of you and your point of view, it seems
somewhat counterproductive to sabotage your own argument in this way.

It's your choice of course. You can give any word any meaning you
want, but don't be too surprised if nobody understands what you're
trying to tell them. Any of this seem familiar?

Rod.