Clarkson censured for 'bit gay' car gibe

Agamemnon wrote:

Here is a list of people who have defended kolofilia and/or sexual
acts pertaining to idiogenogamosis in the Jeremy Clarkson thread.

And you are the person who said that your cat has given you the come-on.

WRONG. The cat that tried to entice me belonged to a neighbour.

For a moment there I was laughing so hard I was unable to breathe
properly. You really should be on the stage.

--
marc

"Animals do give their consent to humans to **** them, but only someone
who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

Agamemnon wrote:

As I said you celarly have not kept cats as pets or even met any.

'Celarly'?

I pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing
this even when I move to a location.

**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***
**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***
**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***
**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***
**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***
**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***
**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***

You are by *FAR* the sickest freak I have ever had the misfortune to
encounter, anywhere.

--
marc

"Animals do give their consent to humans to **** them, but only someone
who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

Agamemnon wrote:
Here is a list of people who have defended kolofilia and/or sexual
acts pertaining to idiogenogamosis in the Jeremy Clarkson thread.

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"Diane L."

Now, now, Aggie. You know that's not true. I've never defended
either of the silly words you made up to make yourself feel
clever.

Diane L.

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The Doctor wrote:
Get back to reality. Homosexuality is forbidden in Christianity,
Judaism and Islam

I'd suggest you read all the other 'sexual guidance' given by these
various religions and see how much you agree with and how much is
actually
taken notice of these days - even by those praticing those religions.
And
since the majority in this country don't actively follow any religion
why
should they care what those religions say?

Thing is you can't have it all ways, if you call yourself a Christian.
Either every single word of the authorised version of the Bible is
gospel
and must be followed to the letter or parts are only for guidance. If
the
latter it just comes down to interpretation. And that interpretation
is
done by humans who are fallible and will allow their prejudices to
influence them.

POPPYCOCK.

Leviticus 20

13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them
have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood
will be on their own heads.

15 If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to
death, and you must kill the animal.

16 If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it,
kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their
blood will be on their own heads.

The teaching or guidance of these religions is perfectly clear.
Idiogenogamois and bestiality are unacceptable.

Now show me how you can interpret these passages otherwise?

That is the English *mistranslation* as has been explained.
The original meant ritually unclean. ie don't do it in church.

The Jews didn't have churches you ****wit. Yer, right a man tells his
wife, why don't we go to church so we can have sex, after all its only
strictly forbidden to have sex there if you are gay or ****ing an animal.




Give it a rest, you arsehole. You've just spent the last few days showing
yourself up for the ridiculous **** you obviously are. Even the wikipedia

No. I have speant the last few days showing what a ridiculous immoral arse
lover you actually are. I don't know how you can hold your head up in
public, a lover of anal sex as you are, and an object of ridicule and
derision for the moral majority of this country.

moderators recognise what a bigoted mentalist you are...

WRONG you arsehole. They recognised that a bunch of biggoted arseholes with
their own personal agenda were ganging up against me. This and other such
cased with other people is why wikipedia's reputation has recently gone down
the toilet


Your protestations are shriller than a very gay man breathing helium with
his ******** in a vice...

You are an idiot.

"zarbiface" wrote in message
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On 25 May, 02:35, "Agamemnon" wrote:


As I said you celarly have not kept cats as pets or even met any.

I pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing this
even when I move to a location.

I mean IT pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing
this even when I move to a location.





LOL! Why the f**k would you do that you loony? Leave the cat's arse
alone!

"marc_CH" wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:

As I said you celarly have not kept cats as pets or even met any.

'Celarly'?

I pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing this
even when I move to a location.

**YOU** POINTED ITS ARSE AT YOUR FACE AND ***LIFTED ITS TAIL UP?!***

I mean IT pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing
this even when I move to a different location. ****ing useless Microsoft
spell checker.


You are by *FAR* the sickest freak I have ever had the misfortune to
encounter, anywhere.

****ING SICK LESBIAN WHORE.



--
marc

"Animals do give their consent to humans to **** them, but only someone
who is mentally deranged or a pervert or both would take up the offer.
-- Aggy"

"Agamemnon" wrote in message
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"zarbiface" wrote in message
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On 24 May, 22:21, "Agamemnon" wrote:


WRONG. The cat that tried to entice me belonged to a neighbour.

You believe your neighbour's cat offered you sex? WHAT.... THE....
F***?

How the hell does a cat "entice" a human being FFS? Was it wearing
stilettos and a mini skirt? And you're the chap who was complaining
about the perceived "cat/human sex" in Gridlock! You're obsessed!

As I said you celarly have not kept cats as pets or even met any.

I pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing this
even when I move to a location.

I mean IT pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept doing
this even when I moved to a different location. ****ing useless Microsoft
spell checker



You know, when cats rub around people's legs with their tails in the
air it honestly doesn't mean they want you to shag them. Only a very
warped individual would see it that way. I've never heard anyone even
mention being "enticed" by a cat before. LOL! Get some more treatment
before we read about you in the papers. FFS, can't you just go and
shag a pavement or something?

I see RTD's perversions have got to your head.

"marc_CH" wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:

Here is a list of people who have defended kolofilia and/or sexual acts
pertaining to idiogenogamosis in the Jeremy Clarkson thread.

And you are the person who said that your cat has given you the come-on.

WRONG. The cat that tried to entice me belonged to a neighbour.

For a moment there I was laughing so hard I was unable to breathe
properly. You really should be on the stage.

You are a ****ing arsehole.

Agamemnon wrote:
"zarbiface" wrote in message
ups.com...
On 25 May, 02:35, "Agamemnon" wrote:


As I said you celarly have not kept cats as pets or even met any.

I pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and kept
doing this even when I move to a location.

I mean IT pointed its arse at my face and lifted its tail up, and
kept doing this even when I move to a location.

Weren't you in a location before?

Diane L.

"Diane L." wrote in message
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Agamemnon wrote:
Here is a list of people who have defended kolofilia and/or sexual
acts pertaining to idiogenogamosis in the Jeremy Clarkson thread.

snip
"Diane L."

Now, now, Aggie. You know that's not true. I've never defended
either of the silly words you made up to make yourself feel
clever.

How can you hold your head up in public. It is people like you that give the
British their reputation on the continent of liking it up the arse. How does
it feel when you make this country into an international laughing stock when
you go abroad by your love of anal sex?


Diane L.