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There you have it. Last night's slight bias towards women is balanced
by a bias towards men tonight. It all evens out in the long run. (But there's still nothing aimed specifically at androgynes! It's not fair! My licence fee money is as good as anyone else's...) That hammers home my point even further. I`ll almost certainly catch the news at some point but other than that there`s nothing on either day I`m bothered about watching. The only two programmes I`d be remotely interested in are One Foot in the Grave and Match of the Day. The first is a repeat of an admittedly funny programme but I`m not concerened about seeing it again and the second I`d normally watch but the sight of Man United celebrating turns me off. Eastenders? Demolition? Castaway? Holby Blue? A couple of second rate movies? An arts documentary? The Apprentice? Car Wars? No thanks! |
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Agamemnon wrote:
"charles" wrote in message ... In article , FishFood wrote: Thanks for this cogent response. Its too easy to get taken in by the spin, and miss the man's sense of humor. That said its one of those correlation most people are prone to make. An increase in women bosses, the rise of reality tv, there must be a connection - right? The classic one being that during the 150s there was almost straight line correlation between the rise in ownership of 'fridges and the rise in the crime rate. It follows that 'fridge ownership was responsible for the crime rate. Idiot. It means that thieves wanted to steal fridges, like in the 80's they wanted to steal video recorders and in the 90's/00's flat screen TVs. Ha ha ha .... what about stealing money to buy fridges ![]() Actually you'd do better to look at other correlations to crime. or even the periodic increases in crime, but that's another story. |
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Ian Salsbury wrote:
Stephen has professed to be "gay" before on this newsgroup. It's no biggie. Has he? Not that I recall. But then I don't keep a list of these things. Diane L. |
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"solar penguin" k wrote in message ... Ian Salsbury said: Almost everything on the BBC apart from Top Gear is directed at women. Well I`m a bloke and quite frankly there`s no programme on earth that bores me quite as silly as Top Gear does. I agree that there`s little on the telly that interests me but this isn`t a recent thing. The vast bulk of broadcast TV has always been crap. Good point. Let's do a test. Last night's TV, from 6pm to midnight. BBC1 6.00 News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. We've already heard from Sir Patrick that it's being presented by bimbos who can't speak proper English. So its for women at the exclusion of men. 6.30 Regional News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Has always been directed at women and is unwatchable since unless its news about my town its totally irrelevant. 7.00 Castaway Possibly directed at women, but AIUI it's a bit of a flop and not pleasing anyone male, female, or other, so it doesn't really matter who it's aimed at. Women's programme. 7.30 EastEnders Women's programme. Yes. Finally something that is mainly targeted at women. 8.00 Holby Blue Cop show. Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Never heard of it. Anther casualty spin off I presume, so soap. Women's programme. 9.00 CCTV You Are Being Watched Topical documentary. For men, women, and everyone else. Programme for idiots. Women's programme again. 10.00 News Aimed at men, women, and everyone else. We've already heard from Sir Patrick that it's being presented by bimbos who can't speak proper English. So its for women at the exclusion of men. 10.35 Imagine... Arts documentary. For men, women, and everyone else. Another boring idiotic documentary on John Lennon. Women's programme. 11.35 Film: Unfaithful Thriller. Not familiar with it, but it stars Richard Gere so it might be aimed at women. Unwatchable. Women's programme. That's lots of news, plus Holby Blue and two documentaries that are definitely not aimed at just women. So, a very slight tendency towards programmes aimed at women last night. But now look at tonight... Every single programme was a women's programme. There was nothing in the schedules whatsoever for men of for a family audience. It was all unwatchable garbage for the unintelligent. BBC1 6.00 News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. We've already heard from Sir Patrick that it's being presented by bimbos who can't speak proper English. So its for women at the exclusion of men. 6.30 Regional News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Has always been directed at women and is unwatchable since unless its news about my town its totally irrelevant. 7.00 Demolition! Documentary. Not seen it, but it sounds like it's directed at men Nope. Its another idiots DIY programme for women. Women's programme. 7.30 The Green Green Grass. Sitcom. Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Repeat directed at women. Women's programme. 8.00 Watchdog Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Always been a women's programme. 8.30 Car Wars Documentary. Not seen it, but it sounds like it's targeted at men. Nope. The programme that is on is Traffic Cops. Its a boring irrelevant unfunny women's programme. 9.00 The Apprentice Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Nope. Its a lifestyle/reality programme therefore directed at women. Women's programme. 10.00 News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. We've already heard from Sir Patrick that it's being presented by bimbos who can't speak proper English. So its for women at the exclusion of men. 10.35 Lottery Draws Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Totally unwatchable and insulting to ones intelligence. Women's programme yet again. 10.40 One Foot in the Grave Repeat. Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Women's programme dealing with women's issues. 11.10 Match of the Day Still directed mostly at men. Only nominally. 11.55 Film: Disturbing Behavior I assumed last night's thriller was aimed at women, so to play fair I'll give this one the benefit of the doubt and assume it's amied at men. Nope. All thrillers are directed primarily at women. No action therefore its a women's programme once again. There you have it. Last night's slight bias towards women is balanced by a bias towards men tonight. It all evens out in the long run. (But there's still nothing aimed specifically at androgynes! It's not fair! My licence fee money is as good as anyone else's...) RUBBISH. Almost every single programme apart from MotD was directed primarily at women and because of that I doubt any men will want to sit through it all in order to watch MotD. Patrick Moore is right. Television has gone totally down the toilet ever singe women were put in charge of it. When men were in charge there were balanced schedules. Today its all for women and it all stated with Thatcher. |
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Ian Salsbury wrote:
Almost everything on the BBC apart from Top Gear is directed at women. Well I`m a bloke and quite frankly there`s no programme on earth that bores me quite as silly as Top Gear does. And I'm a woman and I enjoy Top Gear. Then again, I don't watch soaps, so I suppose by Aggie's logic that must make me a lesbian. I agree that there`s little on the telly that interests me but this isn`t a recent thing. The vast bulk of broadcast TV has always been crap. Yeah, there are only about 2 programmes I actually bother turning the TV on for at the moment and one of them's DW. Diane L. |
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"Diane L." wrote in message ... Ian Salsbury wrote: Stephen has professed to be "gay" before on this newsgroup. It's no biggie. Has he? Not that I recall. But then I don't keep a list of these things. Diane L. If he hasn't then I apologise but I was certain this had come up as a topic before and he was not shy in announcing it. Baz |
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Agamemnon told the audient void (and rec.arts.drwho):
"solar penguin" k wrote in [...] Let's do a test. Last night's TV, from 6pm to midnight. BBC1 6.00 News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. We've already heard from Sir Patrick that it's being presented by bimbos who can't speak proper English. So its for women at the exclusion of men. Even if we agree with Patrick Moore's criticisms of the presenters, why would a woman want to watch a bimbo who can't speak English any more than a man would? 6.30 Regional News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Has always been directed at women and is unwatchable since unless its news about my town its totally irrelevant. The regional news is more likely to have an article about your town than the national or international news, so by that argument it's *more* relevant. And even if we agree with your claim that it's totally irrelevant, how does that mean that it's always been directed at women? 9.00 CCTV You Are Being Watched Topical documentary. For men, women, and everyone else. Programme for idiots. Women's programme again. Even if we agree with your diagnosis that it's "a programme for idiots", how does that make it a "women's programme"? 10.40 One Foot in the Grave Repeat. Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Women's programme dealing with women's issues. Either you're even more out of touch with popular culture than I am, or you're trying not to be taken seriously here. [and several more programmes, dismissed either with arguments presented above, or with...] Women's programme. Well if you're not going to bother putting forward a half-arsed argument, then neither am I. -- Remove caps when replying 1) Be excellent to one another 2) Party on, dudes (except where such action would conflict with the First Law) |
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Agamemnon said: "solar penguin" k wrote in message ... BBC1 6.00 News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. We've already heard from Sir Patrick that it's being presented by bimbos who can't speak proper English. So its for women at the exclusion of men. Because women like looking at bimbos more than men do? If they're lesbians, maybe... 6.30 Regional News Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Has always been directed at women Please explain. and is unwatchable since unless its news about my town its totally irrelevant. The question is whether or not it's directed at women, not whether or not it's directed at people who live in your town. 8.00 Holby Blue Cop show. Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Never heard of it. Anther casualty spin off I presume, so soap. Women's programme. Only nominally a Casualty spin-off. It was created by Tony Jordan who gave us Hustle, Life on Mars, etc. Not especially targetted at women. Try watching it and see for yourself. 9.00 CCTV You Are Being Watched Topical documentary. For men, women, and everyone else. Programme for idiots. Women's programme again. Women=idiots? 10.35 Imagine... Arts documentary. For men, women, and everyone else. Another boring idiotic documentary on John Lennon. Women's programme. Wrong. Nothing to do with John Lennon at all. That's lots of news, plus Holby Blue and two documentaries that are definitely not aimed at just women. So, a very slight tendency towards programmes aimed at women last night. But now look at tonight... Every single programme was a women's programme. There was nothing in the schedules whatsoever for men of for a family audience. It was all unwatchable garbage for the unintelligent. Women=the unintelligent? 7.00 Demolition! Documentary. Not seen it, but it sounds like it's directed at men Nope. Its another idiots DIY programme for women. Women's programme. From the description, it's footage of buildings being knocked down. (A pub in Nottingham and a hotell in Torquay.) It's dumbed-down TV, but is it really a women's programme? 7.30 The Green Green Grass. Sitcom. Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Repeat directed at women. Explain. 8.30 Car Wars Documentary. Not seen it, but it sounds like it's targeted at men. Nope. The programme that is on is Traffic Cops. According to the Radio Times, it's 'Car Wars'. 10.35 Lottery Draws Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Totally unwatchable and insulting to ones intelligence. Women's programme yet again. Women=the unintelligent, yet again? 10.40 One Foot in the Grave Repeat. Directed at men, women, and everyone else. Women's programme dealing with women's issues. Please explain. 11.55 Film: Disturbing Behavior I assumed last night's thriller was aimed at women, so to play fair I'll give this one the benefit of the doubt and assume it's amied at men. Nope. All thrillers are directed primarily at women. No action therefore its a women's programme once again. Any programme without 'action' is a women's programme? -- ___ _ ___ _ / __| ___ | | __ _ _ _ | _ \ ___ _ _ __ _ _ _ (_) _ _ \__ \/ _ \| |/ _` || '_| | _// -_)| ' \ / _` || || || || ' \ |___/\___/|_|\__,_||_| |_| \___||_||_|\__, | \_,_||_||_||_| |___/ ** You're wrong, the Mardi Gras is a visual instrument and sensory organ found on the world. ** That encouragement should take you on a retrospective journey through his early years. |
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