How to annoy Sky

Call them and say you're cancelling. When they ask why, say "I only watch
Sky One and I can get that for free on NTL now". I bet that wouldn't go down
too well!

"Brian Wescombe" wrote in message
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Call them and say you're cancelling. When they ask why, say "I only watch
Sky One and I can get that for free on NTL now". I bet that wouldn't go
down too well!




Corporate leviathans don't feel small niblets. They only fear predators of
equal or larger size, or pack predators. Like a tick on an elephant, the
message may irritate its lower legs (the salt mines of Livingston), but it
won't send a message to the brain (Isleworth).

"Heracles Pollux" wrote in message
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"Brian Wescombe" wrote in
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Call them and say you're cancelling. When they ask why, say "I only watch
Sky One and I can get that for free on NTL now". I bet that wouldn't go
down too well!




Corporate leviathans don't feel small niblets. They only fear predators of
equal or larger size, or pack predators. Like a tick on an elephant, the
message may irritate its lower legs (the salt mines of Livingston), but it
won't send a message to the brain (Isleworth).

Your logic was great till you said Isleworth and brain. There is no brain
just a large cash vault 8-)