I'm bloody annoyed :-(

Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.

In article , Marky P
writes
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.


Humm... Well I've a lorra theories on the way a wimmen's brain might
work, and that seems along the right lines.

I've given up advising people these days as whatever you tell 'em
they'll bugger off and do something different!..

But thats "gender neutral" as they say in new speak...
--
Tony Sayer

"Marky P" wrote in message
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Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady.

Well don't get involved, you should know what women are like.
I would tell her to go and sell the box and dish herself if she wants her
money back - SHE made the decision to have it and you helped out for free.
I wouldn't bother doing anything else for the ungrateful cow apart from
giving her the phone book.

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box


Bollox, it's hers tell her to sell the thing.
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no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!

Marky P wrote:
Bloody wimmin!

Honestly mate, she's not worth the shag.

Dan.

"Marky P" wrote in message
...
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back!

Aha, you have experienced a mere sampler of marriage.

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.

"Frankie" wrote in message
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On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.

I think that would be a proportionate response.

Seriously, I wouldn't entertain giving her any money back or doing anything
else for her. Marky, she's taking the ****!

Bill

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?
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www.ratrodz.co.uk

XJ900 Trike GS850 Trike

[Rot 13 it]

Some people are like slinkys....
no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

...I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.