Snow stops Sky

Woke up this morning, nothing on my mind
Switched on the telly, thought that I was blind.
An inch of wet snow, sitting on my roof
Done done in me skybox, an that's the ruddy troof;

I've got those satellite blues.



Good morning Friiiieeeeeeds.......

Must be time I got that Sony box for me main telly

mike

"mike ring" wrote in message
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Woke up this morning, nothing on my mind
Switched on the telly, thought that I was blind.
An inch of wet snow, sitting on my roof
Done done in me skybox, an that's the ruddy troof;

I've got those satellite blues.

How fortunate it is that this medium does not support audio.

Bill

On 30 Dec 2005 11:22:58 GMT, mike ring
wrote:

Woke up this morning, nothing on my mind
Switched on the telly, thought that I was blind.
An inch of wet snow, sitting on my roof
Done done in me skybox, an that's the ruddy troof;

I've got those satellite blues.


Very good indeed

Yorkshire Pudding

"mike ring" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Woke up this morning, nothing on my mind
Switched on the telly, thought that I was blind.
An inch of wet snow, sitting on my roof
Done done in me skybox, an that's the ruddy troof;

Do you keep your decoder on the roof?

Or did you mean your dish, tell the truth!


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MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella

"John Porcella" wrote in message
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"mike ring" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Woke up this morning, nothing on my mind
Switched on the telly, thought that I was blind.
An inch of wet snow, sitting on my roof
Done done in me skybox, an that's the ruddy troof;

Do you keep your decoder on the roof?

Or did you mean your dish, tell the truth!


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MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella

Original Poster please beware
And use our language with great care
You're dealing with a funny feller
Our famous pedant John Porcella

Bill

PS: John, I'd do a smiley but I'm resolutely opposed to them since they
aren't in Fowler's Modern English Usage.

"Bill Wright" wrote in message
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"John Porcella" wrote in message
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"mike ring" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Woke up this morning, nothing on my mind
Switched on the telly, thought that I was blind.
An inch of wet snow, sitting on my roof
Done done in me skybox, an that's the ruddy troof;

Do you keep your decoder on the roof?

Or did you mean your dish, tell the truth!


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MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella

Original Poster please beware
And use our language with great care
You're dealing with a funny feller
Our famous pedant John Porcella

Heh-heh! Brilliant verse, Bill.
You gave me such a thrill!
On a cold like like this,
I could hardly contain my ****...
Laughing aloud has lessened my chill!


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MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella

John Porcella wrote:
On a cold like like this,
I could hardly contain my ****...
Laughing aloud has lessened my chill!

cold like like this?

OK, you are perhaps shivering....

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Adrian C

"John Porcella" wrote in message
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Woke up this morning, nothing on my mind
Switched on the telly, thought that I was blind.
An inch of wet snow, sitting on my roof
Done done in me skybox, an that's the ruddy troof;

Do you keep your decoder on the roof?

Or did you mean your dish, tell the truth!


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MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella

Original Poster please beware
And use our language with great care
You're dealing with a funny feller
Our famous pedant John Porcella

Heh-heh! Brilliant verse, Bill.
You gave me such a thrill!
On a cold like like this,
I could hardly contain my ****...
Laughing aloud has lessened my chill!

I'm pleased you felt such joyous frisson
But sad it left you almost ****in'
This is quite rude so make apology.
We don't wish to hear of your dodgy urology!

Bill

"John Porcella" wrote in
:
Original Poster please beware
And use our language with great care
You're dealing with a funny feller
Our famous pedant John Porcella

Heh-heh! Brilliant verse, Bill.
You gave me such a thrill!
On a cold like like this,
I could hardly contain my ****...
Laughing aloud has lessened my chill!


Well I felt so blue, cos you hammered my verse:
But you raised me up, you're so very much worse.
The snow is gone, changed to drizzerlin' rain,
and me satellite telly's showing ruggish again.

I've lost those Porcella blues

New Year greetings...oh yeeeeaah

mike