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Some Channels That We Will Not Ever Get?



 
 
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Old June 2nd 04, 08:20 PM
AJD
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Some Channels That We Will Not Ever Get?

WET(White Entertainment Television)

The Digital Spy Channel

The Shoplifting Channel

The Nude News Channel

KKK TV

Black Power Network

IRA Channel

The Criminal Channel

XXX-Animal

XXX-Dead (how do you spell that wordwhen you have sex with the dead)

The Prostitute Channel

BNP TV

The serial killer channel

Al-Qaeda TV

Asylum Seekers Network

The Gang Bang Channel

Trainspotting TV

can any of you think or more?


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Old June 2nd 04, 08:24 PM
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"AJD" wrote in message
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Some Channels That We Will Not Ever Get?

WET(White Entertainment Television)

The Digital Spy Channel

The Shoplifting Channel

The Nude News Channel

KKK TV

Black Power Network

IRA Channel

The Criminal Channel

XXX-Animal

XXX-Dead (how do you spell that wordwhen you have sex with the dead)


MARRIAGE


The Prostitute Channel

BNP TV

The serial killer channel

Al-Qaeda TV

Asylum Seekers Network

The Gang Bang Channel

Trainspotting TV

can any of you think or more?




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Old June 2nd 04, 08:31 PM
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Some Channels That We Will Not Ever Get?


(how do you spell that word when you have sex with the dead)


Jordanophilia

Ian

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Old June 2nd 04, 09:00 PM
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"AJD" wrote in message ...
Some Channels That We Will Not Ever Get?

WET(White Entertainment Television) etc. etc
can any of you think or more?


Yeah, how about Sky Movies where you actually want to watch some the films
and the films haven't been on DVD for ages before they are shown and even
better than that how about a version of Sky One that's not full of repeats!

Rob


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Old June 2nd 04, 10:25 PM
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"John Rogerlot" wrote in message
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"AJD" wrote in message
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Some Channels That We Will Not Ever Get?

WET(White Entertainment Television)

The Digital Spy Channel

The Shoplifting Channel

The Nude News Channel

KKK TV

Black Power Network

IRA Channel

The Criminal Channel

XXX-Animal

XXX-Dead (how do you spell that wordwhen you have sex with the dead)


MARRIAGE


Rofl! Where do I send the bill for cleaning the pepsi sprayed over laptop?
;]

Bowman


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Old June 3rd 04, 02:02 AM
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can any of you think or more?


Sky Spurts

Accrington Stanley TV

The Angling From The Fish's Point-Of-View Channel

The Snuff Movie Channel

The Naked Charlotte Church Channel


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Old June 3rd 04, 06:54 PM
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"Bowman" wrote in message
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"John Rogerlot" wrote in message
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"AJD" wrote in message
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Some Channels That We Will Not Ever Get?

WET(White Entertainment Television)

The Digital Spy Channel

The Shoplifting Channel

The Nude News Channel

KKK TV

Black Power Network

IRA Channel

The Criminal Channel

XXX-Animal

XXX-Dead (how do you spell that wordwhen you have sex with the dead)


MARRIAGE


Rofl! Where do I send the bill for cleaning the pepsi sprayed over

laptop?

Been there, done that It's about £140 to your laptop maker's service
center

--
Michael Smith


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Old June 3rd 04, 08:48 PM
Robert Berry
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Kráftéé wrote:
XXX-Dead (how do you spell that wordwhen you have sex with the
dead)

MARRIAGE

Rofl! Where do I send the bill for cleaning the pepsi sprayed
over laptop? ;]

And it also indicates that there is ANY sex after marriage.

In fact, I know of a couple where the woman didn't want to have sex
at all until after she was married. The cynical side of me thought
she'd try it once, go "Nah, don't like it. Won't be bothering with
that again!)"


You've met my wife then....


I could be worse, you haven't met mine!

Rob


 




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