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is this going to be just a relaunch and make over for ukgold 2?

On 12 Nov 2003 10:31:10 GMT, am (STEVE9091UK)
wrote:

is this going to be just a relaunch and make over for ukgold 2?

Make over, in the sense that the programming is designed to appeal to
a younger audience (16-34 age group).

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Hiram Hackenbacker

Thats probably not far from the truth.

David

In article lgate.org,
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"Hiram Hackenbacker" wrote in message


On 12 Nov 2003 10:31:10 GMT, am (STEVE9091UK)
wrote:

is this going to be just a relaunch and make over for ukgold 2?

Make over, in the sense that the programming is designed to appeal to
a younger audience (16-34 age group).



Meanwhile in The Controller's throne room...

The Controller creates the new concept of "Channel Swap" - the new
reality make over TV show about pink-suited ****-heads putting logos,
banners, idents, and continuity personalities on to existing TV channels
to the suprise of the audience at the end of the show.


"My channel just isn't attracting the oposite sex", lamented Controller
X.

Secret video footage reveals that the channel is too middle aged, to
thrumpy, to 30 something.

Pink creative comes up with idents of people shagging to make it look 16
something.

The idents font is too readable.

So creative writes something using a grafitti style scrawl.

But at the end of the show, will the audience love it or will the TV
make over TV have done a RISE?



Oooo you are a genius Mr Controller.

She's female. Her name is Katie Barnard. Her arguments for channel logos and
'press red' idents and all the "7 days to..." are as coherent as a drunk, and
she is as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

You can email her to tell her the same thing here (I haven't tuned into UKG2
yet, but I was very ****ed off that my Monday night recording of Game On - and
now they do this on UKG+1 too) was blighted with the "1 day to UKG2" wankstain
of a logo.

http://dvdfever.co.uk/pressrel/ukgold.shtml
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