Warning about Nigel Ince

I recently purchased a SH subwoofer from Nigel Ince in good faith.

While the aforementioned article appears perfectly functional and in
good condition, when I set it up to test it, I connected it to my amp
which had all the speakers set to 'small' (thereby obviously redirecting
the bass signals to the subwoofer)
Now, any programs that I watch not only have the standard audio coming
from the centre and LR speakers, but a distorted version is coming out
from the sub, and if you listen to what's happening, you can hear:


'Hello, good evening and welcome to the nine o clock news'
becomes a low boomy
'F***K me you fat c**t, sitting on your f****G arse again watching the
f***g box'

or

'tonight's weather will be cold but changeable with damp patches later'
becomes a deep
'Its f*****g boll**k freezing out and if you're not f*****g careful, its
gonna get as f*****g wet as a knobcheese SVS owners bedlinen....'


I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an amp
off him.....

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I recently purchased a SH subwoofer from Nigel Ince in good faith.


hardy har..

I thought you were being serious for a moment then and was about to give
you a super violent pasting.

Gareth Jones wrote:

I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an amp
off him.....

Too late, I already bought a DVD player from him. The large bar of soap
I shoved in its loading tray sorted it out though.

Regards

Mark

Gareth Jones wrote:
I recently purchased a SH subwoofer from Nigel Ince in good faith.

While the aforementioned article appears perfectly functional and in
good condition, when I set it up to test it, I connected it to my amp
which had all the speakers set to 'small' (thereby obviously
redirecting the bass signals to the subwoofer)
Now, any programs that I watch not only have the standard audio coming
from the centre and LR speakers, but a distorted version is coming out
from the sub, and if you listen to what's happening, you can hear:


'Hello, good evening and welcome to the nine o clock news'
becomes a low boomy
'F***K me you fat c**t, sitting on your f****G arse again watching the
f***g box'

or

'tonight's weather will be cold but changeable with damp patches
later' becomes a deep
'Its f*****g boll**k freezing out and if you're not f*****g careful,
its gonna get as f*****g wet as a knobcheese SVS owners bedlinen....'


I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an amp
off him.....

hehe.

although, it proabably wouldn't have been half as funny had i not been on
the stella

cheers! :-D

Kurt Hamster wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:18:00 +0000, Mark A used
to say...

Gareth Jones wrote:

I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an
amp off him.....

Too late, I already bought a DVD player from him. The large bar of
soap I shoved in its loading tray sorted it out though.

Wasn't it a bit disconcerting when you shove the scart in the back and
little voice comes from the front, "take me, take me big boy"?

the T2:UE dvd i bought from him refuses to play, as i'm not a cockgobbling
****-rag

dissapointed? i was!

;-)

"Gareth Jones" wrote in message
...
I recently purchased a SH subwoofer from Nigel Ince in good faith.

While the aforementioned article appears perfectly functional and in
good condition, when I set it up to test it, I connected it to my amp
which had all the speakers set to 'small' (thereby obviously redirecting
the bass signals to the subwoofer)
Now, any programs that I watch not only have the standard audio coming
from the centre and LR speakers, but a distorted version is coming out
from the sub, and if you listen to what's happening, you can hear:


'Hello, good evening and welcome to the nine o clock news'
becomes a low boomy
'F***K me you fat c**t, sitting on your f****G arse again watching the
f***g box'

or

'tonight's weather will be cold but changeable with damp patches later'
becomes a deep
'Its f*****g boll**k freezing out and if you're not f*****g careful, its
gonna get as f*****g wet as a knobcheese SVS owners bedlinen....'


I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an amp
off him.....

hehehe

In the right honorable Kez
wrote:
Kurt Hamster wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:18:00 +0000, Mark A used
to say...

Gareth Jones wrote:

I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an
amp off him.....

Too late, I already bought a DVD player from him. The large bar of
soap I shoved in its loading tray sorted it out though.

Wasn't it a bit disconcerting when you shove the scart in the back
and little voice comes from the front, "take me, take me big boy"?

the T2:UE dvd i bought from him refuses to play, as i'm not a
cockgobbling ****-rag


hmm are you sure about this - we have met after all! ;-)


dissapointed? i was!

he sold me a dvd that refused to play anything exept display on screen
the following

"****faced spannerwanking ****eshute swallowing jizz caked ****rag
tossloid mongster - **** your dogs hole with a maggot infested purple
bang stick"

it was quite good

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Patrick

Your friendly neighbourhood Trendy Uncle

In message , Nige
writes
I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an amp
off him.....

hehehe

Phew.... After the boring Beamish post I thought I was in trouble there
for a while!

Sub's fine Nige.
:-)

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"Gareth Jones" wrote in message
...
In message , Nige
writes
I thought the group should be warned!!
I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have bought an amp
off him.....

hehehe

Phew.... After the boring Beamish post I thought I was in trouble there
for a while!

Sub's fine Nige.
:-)

Cool!

Gareth Jones likes horses, they are teh friends:



Phew.... After the boring Beamish post I thought I was in trouble there
for a while!

Sub's fine Nige.
:-)


Oi!