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Bill Wright[_3_] August 12th 17 11:53 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.

Bill

Rod Speed August 13th 17 12:41 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though there
is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the area is
totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is barely
visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will find the
best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I picked some
but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best; pest free and
sweet.


That’s because of the corpses your serial killers have dumped there.


[email protected] August 13th 17 01:13 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 12/08/2017 22:53, Bill Wright wrote:
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.

Bill


I grow my own.


Peeler August 13th 17 01:42 AM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore
 
On Sat, 12 Aug 2017 23:51:46 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

On Sat, 12 Aug 2017 22:53:35 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.


Damnit I thought


THERE's the snag again, Birdbrain!

--
More from Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) weird sociopathic
world:
"The entire world has been ****ed over by the disabled. They think they
have the right to be able to go everywhere in their chairs. ****ing ramps
everywhere, extra expense for all. Parking spaces marked disabled
everywhere (although they're handy as they're always empty for me to use)."
MID:

Richard[_9_] August 13th 17 08:46 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
"[email protected]" wrote in message
b.com...

On 12/08/2017 22:53, Bill Wright wrote:
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though there
is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the area is
totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is barely
visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will find the
best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I picked
some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best; pest free
and sweet.

Bill


I grow my own.


Life is strange. I fight a constant battle with the damned things invading
the garden from the nature reserve.


Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 10:30 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 12/08/2017 22:59, Tim+ wrote:
Bill Wright Wrote in message:
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.

Bill


A bit too early for Scottish blackberries. Just ripening now but
on the tart side.

Tim

The ones I mention are at their best.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 10:32 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 12/08/2017 23:41, Rod Speed wrote:


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry
and caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of
the site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation
of trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and
head south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just
though there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown
and the area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road
(which is barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and
you will find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've
ever seen. I picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at
their best; pest free and sweet.


That’s because of the corpses your serial killers have dumped there.


Our serial killers generally eat their victims.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 10:33 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 00:13, [email protected] wrote:
On 12/08/2017 22:53, Bill Wright wrote:
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry
and caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of
the site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation
of trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and
head south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just
though there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown
and the area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road
(which is barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and
you will find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've
ever seen. I picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at
their best; pest free and sweet.

Bill


I grow my own.

So do I. But the ones I mention are better!

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 10:34 AM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the SociopathicAttention Whore
 
On 13/08/2017 00:42, Peeler wrote:

Damnit I thought


THERE's the snag again, Birdbrain!

Oh do shut up.

Bill

Brian Gaff August 13th 17 10:44 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
I'm always a bit suspicious about such places. Its probably on top of a
nuclear waste dump or something.
Incidentally I see this was crossposted to a DIY group. Not sure ther there
is a pick it yourself group on here.
Do they do this sort of thing in the states?
Brian

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The Sofa of Brian Gaff...

Blind user, so no pictures please!
"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though there
is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the area is
totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is barely
visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will find the
best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I picked some
but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best; pest free and
sweet.

Bill




Andy Burns[_12_] August 13th 17 11:13 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
Bill Wright wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen.


The brambles love all that extra nitrogen from the truckers' **** ...

Peeler August 13th 17 11:41 AM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore
 
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:34:15 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

Damnit I thought


THERE's the snag again, Birdbrain!

Oh do shut up.

Bill


Tell that to Birdbrain, you twisted ****!

Rod Speed August 13th 17 12:11 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
On 12/08/2017 23:41, Rod Speed wrote:


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.


That’s because of the corpses your serial killers have dumped there.


Our serial killers generally eat their victims.


Didn’t realise you were a yank.


R. Mark Clayton[_2_] August 13th 17 01:00 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Saturday, 12 August 2017 22:53:38 UTC+1, wrote:
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.

Bill


Plenty round here, but they are not rip yet/


PS does Hils know this is where you go dogging?

Roderick Stewart[_3_] August 13th 17 01:00 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Sat, 12 Aug 2017 23:51:46 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.


Damnit I thought you meant another kind of blackberry. I was expecting you to tell me where I could break into the rear entrance of a factory.


In Scotland they're called brambles. It eliminates the ambiguity.

Rod.

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:12 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 11:11, Rod Speed wrote:

Our serial killers generally eat their victims.


Didn’t realise you were a yank.


No I'm an environmentalist. Don't like to see protein go to waste.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:14 PM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the SociopathicAttention Whore
 
On 13/08/2017 10:41, Peeler wrote:
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:34:15 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

Damnit I thought

THERE's the snag again, Birdbrain!

Oh do shut up.

Bill


Tell that to Birdbrain, you twisted ****!


Good name for a pub that. The Twisted ****. Maybe the sign could also
show a knob shaped like a corkscrew.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:15 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 10:13, Andy Burns wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen.


The brambles love all that extra nitrogen from the truckers' **** ...


The truckers don't penetrate the jungle that far. It appears that no-one
does.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:16 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 10:20, Martin wrote:
The obvious place to post it was uk.rec.gardening, where there is evna thread
on blackberries.


It isn't about gardening; it's about getting summat for nowt.

Bill

Graham.[_12_] August 13th 17 03:22 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:44:43 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

I'm always a bit suspicious about such places. Its probably on top of a
nuclear waste dump or something.
Incidentally I see this was crossposted to a DIY group. Not sure ther there
is a pick it yourself group on here.
Do they do this sort of thing in the states?
Brian


I was half expecting a crosspost to uk.rec.subterranea
--

Graham.
%Profound_observation%

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:23 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 12:00, Roderick Stewart wrote:

In Scotland they're called brambles. It eliminates the ambiguity.


Funny name for a computer.

Bill


Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:24 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 12:00, R. Mark Clayton wrote:

PS does Hils know this is where you go dogging?


She's very relaxed about it.

Bill

Chris[_15_] August 13th 17 04:19 PM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the SociopathicAttention Whore
 
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:34:15 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

On 13/08/2017 00:42, Peeler wrote:

Damnit I thought


THERE's the snag again, Birdbrain!

Oh do shut up.



Yeah, **** off you stalking nonce. Give it a rest.



critcher[_6_] August 13th 17 04:50 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 14:22, Graham. wrote:
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:44:43 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

I'm always a bit suspicious about such places. Its probably on top of a
nuclear waste dump or something.
Incidentally I see this was crossposted to a DIY group. Not sure ther there
is a pick it yourself group on here.
Do they do this sort of thing in the states?
Brian


I was half expecting a crosspost to uk.rec.subterranea

I was half expecting a dogging scenario.

Graham.[_12_] August 13th 17 06:42 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 14:23:37 +0100, Bill Wright
wrote:

On 13/08/2017 12:00, Roderick Stewart wrote:

In Scotland they're called brambles. It eliminates the ambiguity.


Funny name for a computer.

Bill


Are you confusing Blackberrys with Raspberrys?
--

Graham.
%Profound_observation%

Graham.[_12_] August 13th 17 06:43 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 16:02:57 +0200, Martin wrote:

On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 12:00:46 +0100, Roderick Stewart
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Aug 2017 23:51:46 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.

Damnit I thought you meant another kind of blackberry. I was expecting you to tell me where I could break into the rear entrance of a factory.


In Scotland they're called brambles. It eliminates the ambiguity.


Brambles are the plant, blackberries are what grows on them.


And here's me telling my son that mobile phones don't grow on trees.


--

Graham.
%Profound_observation%

Indy Jess John August 13th 17 07:25 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 17:42, Graham. wrote:
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 14:23:37 +0100, Bill Wright
wrote:

On 13/08/2017 12:00, Roderick Stewart wrote:

In Scotland they're called brambles. It eliminates the ambiguity.


Funny name for a computer.

Bill


Are you confusing Blackberrys with Raspberrys?


It depends on the spelling. Pie or Pi?

Jim


Indy Jess John August 13th 17 07:26 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 15:50, critcher wrote:
On 13/08/2017 14:22, Graham. wrote:
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:44:43 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

I'm always a bit suspicious about such places. Its probably on top of a
nuclear waste dump or something.
Incidentally I see this was crossposted to a DIY group. Not sure ther there
is a pick it yourself group on here.
Do they do this sort of thing in the states?
Brian


I was half expecting a crosspost to uk.rec.subterranea

I was half expecting a dogging scenario.


As in Petr Kay's Car Share? :-)

Jim


Rod Speed August 13th 17 11:12 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
On 13/08/2017 10:13, Andy Burns wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen.


The brambles love all that extra nitrogen from the truckers' **** ...


The truckers don't penetrate the jungle that far. It appears that no-one
does.


That’s why the serial killers have dumped all those bodys there.


Bill Wright[_3_] August 14th 17 08:12 PM

[OT] blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 14/08/2017 13:56, pamela wrote:
On 22:53 12 Aug 2017, Bill Wright wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The
lorry and caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of
the rest of the site. Go right to the end, in between the two
rows of lorries and caravans. At the end on the left in the
corner is a little plantation of trees, including some oaks.
When nobody's looking nip into it and head south about five
yards and find the break in the fence. Just though there is an
old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the area is
totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you
will find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've
ever seen. I picked some but was short of time. They are
absolutely at their best; pest free and sweet.

Bill


No photo?

Yes I took three, to show Hil.

Bill


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