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Andy Burns[_12_] August 13th 17 11:13 AM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
Bill Wright wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen.


The brambles love all that extra nitrogen from the truckers' **** ...

Peeler August 13th 17 11:41 AM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the Sociopathic Attention Whore
 
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:34:15 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

Damnit I thought


THERE's the snag again, Birdbrain!

Oh do shut up.

Bill


Tell that to Birdbrain, you twisted ****!

Rod Speed August 13th 17 12:11 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
On 12/08/2017 23:41, Rod Speed wrote:


"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.


That’s because of the corpses your serial killers have dumped there.


Our serial killers generally eat their victims.


Didn’t realise you were a yank.


R. Mark Clayton[_2_] August 13th 17 01:00 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Saturday, 12 August 2017 22:53:38 UTC+1, wrote:
Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.

Bill


Plenty round here, but they are not rip yet/


PS does Hils know this is where you go dogging?

Roderick Stewart[_3_] August 13th 17 01:00 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Sat, 12 Aug 2017 23:51:46 +0100, "James Wilkinson Sword"
wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen. I
picked some but was short of time. They are absolutely at their best;
pest free and sweet.


Damnit I thought you meant another kind of blackberry. I was expecting you to tell me where I could break into the rear entrance of a factory.


In Scotland they're called brambles. It eliminates the ambiguity.

Rod.

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:12 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 11:11, Rod Speed wrote:

Our serial killers generally eat their victims.


Didn’t realise you were a yank.


No I'm an environmentalist. Don't like to see protein go to waste.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:14 PM

Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL), the SociopathicAttention Whore
 
On 13/08/2017 10:41, Peeler wrote:
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:34:15 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

Damnit I thought

THERE's the snag again, Birdbrain!

Oh do shut up.

Bill


Tell that to Birdbrain, you twisted ****!


Good name for a pub that. The Twisted ****. Maybe the sign could also
show a knob shaped like a corkscrew.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:15 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 10:13, Andy Burns wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:

Go to the Services at the junction of the A1 and the A605. The lorry and
caravan parking area is a long thin bit to the west of the rest of the
site. Go right to the end, in between the two rows of lorries and
caravans. At the end on the left in the corner is a little plantation of
trees, including some oaks. When nobody's looking nip into it and head
south about five yards and find the break in the fence. Just though
there is an old abandoned road. Everything is very overgrown and the
area is totally hidden. Walk a short distance along this road (which is
barely visible because of the plant growth) to the east and you will
find the best most luxuriant set of blackberry bushes I've ever seen.


The brambles love all that extra nitrogen from the truckers' **** ...


The truckers don't penetrate the jungle that far. It appears that no-one
does.

Bill

Bill Wright[_3_] August 13th 17 03:16 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On 13/08/2017 10:20, Martin wrote:
The obvious place to post it was uk.rec.gardening, where there is evna thread
on blackberries.


It isn't about gardening; it's about getting summat for nowt.

Bill

Graham.[_12_] August 13th 17 03:22 PM

blackberries near Peterborough
 
On Sun, 13 Aug 2017 09:44:43 +0100, "Brian Gaff"
wrote:

I'm always a bit suspicious about such places. Its probably on top of a
nuclear waste dump or something.
Incidentally I see this was crossposted to a DIY group. Not sure ther there
is a pick it yourself group on here.
Do they do this sort of thing in the states?
Brian


I was half expecting a crosspost to uk.rec.subterranea
--

Graham.
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