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During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile" Sky
ran an advert where a girl of 'questionable age' told Bruce Willis that "Sky Broadband was unlimited, AS AM I" before walking off arm in arm with him. Was this a subliminal message that Willis is a paedo? That Murdoch is? (OMG hopefully that isn't Murdoch senior - that is just too gross to contemplate!). Or both? Who [email protected] up in placing such an ad in the middle of that programme? -- Kennedy |
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In message , R. Kennedy McEwen
writes During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile" Sky ran an advert where a girl of 'questionable age' told Bruce Willis that "Sky Broadband was unlimited, AS AM I" before walking off arm in arm with him. Was this a subliminal message that Willis is a paedo? That Murdoch is? (OMG hopefully that isn't Murdoch senior - that is just too gross to contemplate!). Or both? Who [email protected] up in placing such an ad in the middle of that programme? You think a woman in her 20s is of "questionable" age? -- Ian |
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That ad has been all over the place. I must admit that it was a bit odd
wherever it appears. Unlimited in what way? does this mean she is going to expand uncontrollably? Brian -- From the Sofa of Brian Gaff Reply address is active "R. Kennedy McEwen" wrote in message ... During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile" Sky ran an advert where a girl of 'questionable age' told Bruce Willis that "Sky Broadband was unlimited, AS AM I" before walking off arm in arm with him. Was this a subliminal message that Willis is a paedo? That Murdoch is? (OMG hopefully that isn't Murdoch senior - that is just too gross to contemplate!). Or both? Who [email protected] up in placing such an ad in the middle of that programme? -- Kennedy |
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Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink
warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian -- From the Sofa of Brian Gaff Reply address is active "Ian" wrote in message ... In message , R. Kennedy McEwen writes During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile" Sky ran an advert where a girl of 'questionable age' told Bruce Willis that "Sky Broadband was unlimited, AS AM I" before walking off arm in arm with him. Was this a subliminal message that Willis is a paedo? That Murdoch is? (OMG hopefully that isn't Murdoch senior - that is just too gross to contemplate!). Or both? Who [email protected] up in placing such an ad in the middle of that programme? You think a woman in her 20s is of "questionable" age? -- Ian |
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In message , Brian Gaff
writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. It was typical, and still is, to have a crush on someone in the pop media who is around the same age as oneself. There was never any pretence that she was any older than that. I don't know where you got that idea. Hayley Mills was another example at that time. -- Ian |
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Ian wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it. Bill |
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Bill Wright wrote:
Ian wrote: In message , Brian Gaff writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it. Did it make it more absorbent then? |
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In article , Yellow
writes In article , says... During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile" Sky ran an advert where a girl of 'questionable age' told Bruce Willis that "Sky Broadband was unlimited, AS AM I" before walking off arm in arm with him. Was this a subliminal message that Willis is a paedo? That Murdoch is? (OMG hopefully that isn't Murdoch senior - that is just too gross to contemplate!). Or both? Who [email protected] up in placing such an ad in the middle of that programme? You think that an actress in her 20's, playing someone with a job, could be confused with a pre-pubescent child? Don't be an idiot. I don't think any of those making allegations are claiming they were pre-pubescent, although that doesn't preclude further allegation to that effect, just under-age. Perhaps you should learn the difference between biological and legislation definitions. Nevertheless, as others have pointed out, making someone appear to be in their 20's when they are not is trivial, just as making someone in their 20's or even 30's *appear* pre-pubescent is a major, mainly British led, industry! Her age certainly looked "questionable" to me, but perhaps I am a little more conservative in that context than you. I still maintain that, in that context, that ad should never have been run. It was reminiscent of NBC running that add for oven cleaners during the first US airing of "Holocaust" back in the 70's. -- Kennedy |
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"R. Kennedy McEwen" wrote in message
... In article , Yellow writes In article , says... During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile" Sky ran an advert where a girl of 'questionable age' told Bruce Willis that "Sky Broadband was unlimited, AS AM I" before walking off arm in arm with him. Was this a subliminal message that Willis is a paedo? That Murdoch is? (OMG hopefully that isn't Murdoch senior - that is just too gross to contemplate!). Or both? Who [email protected] up in placing such an ad in the middle of that programme? You think that an actress in her 20's, playing someone with a job, could be confused with a pre-pubescent child? Don't be an idiot. I don't think any of those making allegations are claiming they were pre-pubescent, although that doesn't preclude further allegation to that effect, just under-age. Perhaps you should learn the difference between biological and legislation definitions. Perhaps you should learn what the word "paedophilia" means. Nevertheless, as others have pointed out, making someone appear to be in their 20's when they are not is trivial, just as making someone in their 20's or even 30's *appear* pre-pubescent is a major, mainly British led, industry! Her age certainly looked "questionable" to me, but perhaps I am a little more conservative in that context than you. The actress is clearly an adult and the skit shows her working at a job. How many 14 or15 year olds do you know who work in an office for Sky? I still maintain that, in that context, that ad should never have been run. It was reminiscent of NBC running that add for oven cleaners during the first US airing of "Holocaust" back in the 70's. Well, everyone is entitled to their opinion but I think in this case you jare just missing a sense of humour. |
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"Norman Wells" wrote in message ... Bill Wright wrote: Ian wrote: In message , Brian Gaff writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it. Did it make it more absorbent then? Its not a tory tabloid. |
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"R. Kennedy McEwen" wrote in message ... During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile" Gary Glitter was leader of the gang - apparently. |
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In message , Ian Field
writes "Norman Wells" wrote in message ... Bill Wright wrote: Ian wrote: In message , Brian Gaff writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it. Did it make it more absorbent then? Its not a tory tabloid. No, it's a lavatory tabloid. -- Ian |
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"Ian" wrote in message ... In message , Ian Field writes "Norman Wells" wrote in message ... Bill Wright wrote: Ian wrote: In message , Brian Gaff writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it. Did it make it more absorbent then? Its not a tory tabloid. No, it's a lavatory tabloid. -- Ian Its a simple matter of availability. The only reason I wouldn't use a tory propaganda rag as bog paper, is that I wouldn't have bought one in the first place. |
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Martin wrote:
Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. Biodegradable "agri-based" inks doncha know. Every time you buy a paper with petroleum-based ink, a baby otter drops dead. |
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"Dave Farrance" wrote in message ... Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. Biodegradable "agri-based" inks doncha know. Every time you buy a paper with petroleum-based ink, a baby otter drops dead. And the weather gets otter an' otter. |
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Martin wrote:
Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. Bill |
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In message , Ian
writes In message , Brian Gaff writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. It was typical, and still is, to have a crush on someone in the pop media who is around the same age as oneself. There was never any pretence that she was any older than that. I don't know where you got that idea. Hayley Mills was another example at that time. You and I have a lot in common. -- Clive |
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In article , Bill Wright
scribeth thus Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. Bill I think... thats more information than we really need;!.. Seeing that most on here are married;!... -- Tony Sayer |
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:08:24 +0100, Bill Wright
wrote: Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. Today some girls would pay good money to get things tattooed on their arses, athough headlines from the Guardian might be unusual. -- Peter Duncanson (in uk.tech.digital-tv) |
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:08:24 +0100, Bill Wright
wrote: Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. So that's what they mean by red top papers. |
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Bill Wright wrote:
Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. If it was clear enough you could tell it was a mirror image, she couldn't have moved much. Are you sure she wasn't asleep? |
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"Bill Wright" wrote in message ... Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. Bill JEEEZ - TMI dude! |
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"Martin" wrote in message ... On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:03:37 +0100, Peter Duncanson wrote: On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:08:24 +0100, Bill Wright wrote: Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. Today some girls would pay good money to get things tattooed on their arses, athough headlines from the Guardian might be unusual. but would they pay Bill to do it? I was wondering how much he had to pay them. |
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"Norman Wells" wrote in message ... Bill Wright wrote: Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. If it was clear enough you could tell it was a mirror image, she couldn't have moved much. Are you sure she wasn't asleep? .................or dead! |
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Norman Wells wrote:
Bill Wright wrote: Martin wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. 43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. If it was clear enough you could tell it was a mirror image, she couldn't have moved much. Are you sure she wasn't asleep? First, doesn't time fly? It wasn't 43 years ago; it was more like 46. No, she wouldn't be asleep. She was always the instigator of sex, and I found it difficult to keep pace with her. She wanted it literally morning noon and night, and then again during the night. Sometimes I used to feign sleep, but she would rouse me (and at that age, even though you're sore and you've got an exam in the morning you can't help being roused). She wasn't a particularly attractive girl in the face, but she had a very nice figure and she seemed to know innately how to make sex good. We were both virgins until we met, but within 24 hours it was like wildfire. I think that the top sheet of paper must have adhered to her skin at the start of the process, and because the Guardian didn't use staples this sheet was free to move with her, leaving the lower sheets remaining stationery. I'm now having a bet with myself concerning dim pedants. Alas the girl and I found that we didn't always get on socially. She had a lot of social class hang ups and they got in the way. Eventually I decided the thing wasn't viable (she bought me some cuff links for God's sake) and I'd noticed that an artist we knew was keen on her. I swapped her for one of his Jimi Hendrix posters. I still have the poster, and the girl and I still write to each other. We both have daughters with the same name, and partners who are invalids. After the first girl and I split up I soon formed a friendship with the girl in the next room, who'd we'd got to know because of the constant banging of our bedhead on her wall. We went to see Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead together. It was all the rage at the time. Happy days! Bill |
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 10:52:32 +0200, Martin wrote:
I noticed that she had a mirror image of the headlines across her arse. "8th Army push bottles up Germans"? "VIVIAN FUCHS OFF TO THE ANTARCTIC" |
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On Saturday, October 6, 2012 3:41:28 PM UTC+1, Martin wrote:
On Sat, 6 Oct 2012 15:38:17 +0100, "Ian Field" wrote: "Ian" wrote in message ... In message , Ian Field writes "Norman Wells" wrote in message ... Bill Wright wrote: Ian wrote: In message , Brian Gaff writes Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18? I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and seemingly was never given much of a thought. Brian I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro. I was 13, and she was 14. Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it. Did it make it more absorbent then? Its not a tory tabloid. No, it's a lavatory tabloid. -- Ian Its a simple matter of availability. The only reason I wouldn't use a tory propaganda rag as bog paper, is that I wouldn't have bought one in the first place. Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids. MR -- Martin |
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"Martin" wrote in message ... On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 05:28:00 -0700 (PDT), MartinR wrote: Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off. How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids. The ink comes off on anything it touches. Pretty big rubber stamp. |
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MartinR wrote:
How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids. I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras. Bill |
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On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:
How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids. I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras. It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it? |
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"Paul Ratcliffe" wrote in message ... On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote: How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids. I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras. It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it? Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6' spliff. |
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Paul Ratcliffe wrote:
On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote: How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids. I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras. It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it? Well, I wouldn't have been ashamed, and I don't mind people having a laugh at my expense. In an odd way I was rather proud of that picture. It was evidence of suffering. Bill |
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On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 22:21:57 +0100, Ian Field
wrote: It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it? Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6' spliff. 6 feet??? One of the people at work had a roll of film developed 20 odd years ago and got back somebody else's pictures. They were mostly of things 'down there'. |
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"Paul Ratcliffe" wrote in message ... On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 22:21:57 +0100, Ian Field wrote: It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it? Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6' spliff. 6 feet??? About 1 foot long isn't difficult with a decent rolling mat, then all you have to do is assemble like the stages of a rocket. It made the newspapers because Boots photo lab informed the police and the address was subsequently raided. |
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"Bill Wright" wrote in message ... Paul Ratcliffe wrote: On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote: How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids. I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras. It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it? Well, I wouldn't have been ashamed, and I don't mind people having a laugh at my expense. In an odd way I was rather proud of that picture. It was evidence of suffering. You could have had a "guess how many dingleberries" stall at the village fair. |
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Ian Field wrote:
You could have had a "guess how many dingleberries" stall at the village fair. No that wouldn't work, because I washed the area thoroughly before taking the picture. You've given me an idea though for our next church fete. I'll get all the members of the parochial church council to let me photograph close-ups of their anuses, then display them all with numbers and give people cards to write down which arse belongs to who. I think a quid a go would be about right. I'll ring the vicar now. Bill |
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"Bill Wright" wrote in message ... Ian Field wrote: You could have had a "guess how many dingleberries" stall at the village fair. No that wouldn't work, because I washed the area thoroughly before taking the picture. You've given me an idea though for our next church fete. I'll get all the members of the parochial church council to let me photograph close-ups of their anuses, then display them all with numbers and give people cards to write down which arse belongs to who. I think a quid a go would be about right. I'll ring the vicar now. Ask for a shot of the parson's nose. |
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On Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:25:29 +0100, "Ian Field"
wrote: Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6' spliff. 6 feet??? About 1 foot long isn't difficult with a decent rolling mat, then all you have to do is assemble like the stages of a rocket. It made the newspapers because Boots photo lab informed the police and the address was subsequently raided. With the rise of the digicam, I suspect large sighs of relief were heard from the dopers and fiddlers. Whatever, Boots went way down in my opinion for grassing up someone for rolling a joint, ffs. |
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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message ... On Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:25:29 +0100, "Ian Field" wrote: Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6' spliff. 6 feet??? About 1 foot long isn't difficult with a decent rolling mat, then all you have to do is assemble like the stages of a rocket. It made the newspapers because Boots photo lab informed the police and the address was subsequently raided. With the rise of the digicam, I suspect large sighs of relief were heard from the dopers and fiddlers. Whatever, Boots went way down in my opinion for grassing up someone for rolling a joint, ffs. "someone" is in the singular - its company policy which they enacted on every opportunity. |
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