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On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your
arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids.

I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin
condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras.

It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it?

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"Paul Ratcliffe" wrote in message
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On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it
at your
arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids.

I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin
condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras.

It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't
it?


Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6' spliff.

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Paul Ratcliffe wrote:
On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your
arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids.

I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin
condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras.

It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't it?
Well, I wouldn't have been ashamed, and I don't mind people having a
laugh at my expense. In an odd way I was rather proud of that picture.
It was evidence of suffering.

Bill

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On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 22:21:57 +0100, Ian Field
wrote:

It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't
it?

Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6' spliff.

6 feet???

One of the people at work had a roll of film developed 20 odd years ago
and got back somebody else's pictures. They were mostly of things 'down
there'.

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"Paul Ratcliffe" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 22:21:57 +0100, Ian Field

wrote:

It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't
it?

Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6'
spliff.

6 feet???

About 1 foot long isn't difficult with a decent rolling mat, then all you
have to do is assemble like the stages of a rocket.

It made the newspapers because Boots photo lab informed the police and the
address was subsequently raided.

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"Bill Wright" wrote in message
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Paul Ratcliffe wrote:
On Tue, 09 Oct 2012 18:09:28 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it
at your
arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids.

I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin
condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras.

It's a good job you don't need to get pictures developed any more isn't
it?
Well, I wouldn't have been ashamed, and I don't mind people having a laugh
at my expense. In an odd way I was rather proud of that picture. It was
evidence of suffering.


You could have had a "guess how many dingleberries" stall at the village
fair.

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Ian Field wrote:

You could have had a "guess how many dingleberries" stall at the village
fair.
No that wouldn't work, because I washed the area thoroughly before
taking the picture.

You've given me an idea though for our next church fete. I'll get all
the members of the parochial church council to let me photograph
close-ups of their anuses, then display them all with numbers and give
people cards to write down which arse belongs to who. I think a quid a
go would be about right.

I'll ring the vicar now.

Bill

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"Bill Wright" wrote in message
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Ian Field wrote:

You could have had a "guess how many dingleberries" stall at the village
fair.
No that wouldn't work, because I washed the area thoroughly before taking
the picture.

You've given me an idea though for our next church fete. I'll get all the
members of the parochial church council to let me photograph close-ups of
their anuses, then display them all with numbers and give people cards to
write down which arse belongs to who. I think a quid a go would be about
right.

I'll ring the vicar now.

Ask for a shot of the parson's nose.

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On Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:25:29 +0100, "Ian Field"
wrote:

Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6'
spliff.

6 feet???

About 1 foot long isn't difficult with a decent rolling mat, then all you
have to do is assemble like the stages of a rocket.

It made the newspapers because Boots photo lab informed the police and the
address was subsequently raided.

With the rise of the digicam, I suspect large sighs of relief were
heard from the dopers and fiddlers.
Whatever, Boots went way down in my opinion for grassing up someone
for rolling a joint, ffs.

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"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
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On Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:25:29 +0100, "Ian Field"
wrote:

Its OK as long as you don't get Boots to develop photos of your 6'
spliff.

6 feet???

About 1 foot long isn't difficult with a decent rolling mat, then all you
have to do is assemble like the stages of a rocket.

It made the newspapers because Boots photo lab informed the police and the
address was subsequently raided.

With the rise of the digicam, I suspect large sighs of relief were
heard from the dopers and fiddlers.
Whatever, Boots went way down in my opinion for grassing up someone
for rolling a joint, ffs.


"someone" is in the singular - its company policy which they enacted on
every opportunity.