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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:08:24 +0100, Bill Wright
wrote:

Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was
menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the
Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that
day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the
headlines across her arse.

So that's what they mean by red top papers.

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Bill Wright wrote:
Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she
was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days
the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put
that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of
the headlines across her arse.

If it was clear enough you could tell it was a mirror image, she
couldn't have moved much. Are you sure she wasn't asleep?

How did this happen?
 

"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was
menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the
Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that
day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the
headlines across her arse.

Bill


JEEEZ - TMI dude!

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"Martin" wrote in message
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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:03:37 +0100, Peter Duncanson
wrote:

On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:08:24 +0100, Bill Wright
wrote:

Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was
menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the
Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that
day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the
headlines across her arse.

Today some girls would pay good money to get things tattooed on their
arses, athough headlines from the Guardian might be unusual.

but would they pay Bill to do it?


I was wondering how much he had to pay them.

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"Norman Wells" wrote in message
...
Bill Wright wrote:
Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she
was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days
the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put
that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of
the headlines across her arse.

If it was clear enough you could tell it was a mirror image, she couldn't
have moved much. Are you sure she wasn't asleep?


.................or dead!

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Norman Wells wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she
was menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days
the Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put
that day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of
the headlines across her arse.

If it was clear enough you could tell it was a mirror image, she
couldn't have moved much. Are you sure she wasn't asleep?

First, doesn't time fly? It wasn't 43 years ago; it was more like 46.

No, she wouldn't be asleep. She was always the instigator of sex, and I
found it difficult to keep pace with her. She wanted it literally
morning noon and night, and then again during the night. Sometimes I
used to feign sleep, but she would rouse me (and at that age, even
though you're sore and you've got an exam in the morning you can't help
being roused). She wasn't a particularly attractive girl in the face,
but she had a very nice figure and she seemed to know innately how to
make sex good. We were both virgins until we met, but within 24 hours it
was like wildfire.

I think that the top sheet of paper must have adhered to her skin at the
start of the process, and because the Guardian didn't use staples this
sheet was free to move with her, leaving the lower sheets remaining
stationery. I'm now having a bet with myself concerning dim pedants.

Alas the girl and I found that we didn't always get on socially. She had
a lot of social class hang ups and they got in the way. Eventually I
decided the thing wasn't viable (she bought me some cuff links for God's
sake) and I'd noticed that an artist we knew was keen on her. I swapped
her for one of his Jimi Hendrix posters. I still have the poster, and
the girl and I still write to each other. We both have daughters with
the same name, and partners who are invalids.

After the first girl and I split up I soon formed a friendship with the
girl in the next room, who'd we'd got to know because of the constant
banging of our bedhead on her wall. We went to see Rosencrantz and
Guildenstern are Dead together. It was all the rage at the time. Happy
days!

Bill

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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 10:52:32 +0200, Martin wrote:

I noticed that she had a mirror image of the
headlines across her arse.

"8th Army push bottles up Germans"?

"VIVIAN FUCHS OFF TO THE ANTARCTIC"

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On Saturday, October 6, 2012 3:41:28 PM UTC+1, Martin wrote:
On Sat, 6 Oct 2012 15:38:17 +0100, "Ian Field"

wrote:







"Ian" wrote in message

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In message , Ian Field

writes





"Norman Wells" wrote in message

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Bill Wright wrote:

Ian wrote:

In message , Brian Gaff

writes

Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro (

spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18?



I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on

and seemingly was never given much of a thought.

Brian



I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro.



I was 13, and she was 14.





Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily

Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it.



Did it make it more absorbent then?



Its not a tory tabloid.



No, it's a lavatory tabloid.

--

Ian





Its a simple matter of availability.



The only reason I wouldn't use a tory propaganda rag as bog paper, is that I

wouldn't have bought one in the first place.



Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids.

MR


--



Martin

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"Martin" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Oct 2012 05:28:00 -0700 (PDT), MartinR
wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.

How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at
your arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my
haemorrhoids.

The ink comes off on anything it touches.

Pretty big rubber stamp.

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MartinR wrote:

How can you tell? Do you look? Or maybe you use a webcam and point it at your
arse and look on the monitor, as I did once to check on my haemorrhoids.

I took some stills of my arse to show the doctor how bad my skin
condition could be. We ended up discussing cameras.

Bill