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ian field October 5th 12 11:40 PM

How did this happen?
 


"Norman Wells" wrote in message
...
Bill Wright wrote:
Ian wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff
writes
Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro (
spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18?

I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on
and seemingly was never given much of a thought.
Brian

I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro.

I was 13, and she was 14.


Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily
Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it.


Did it make it more absorbent then?


Its not a tory tabloid.


ian field October 5th 12 11:42 PM

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"R. Kennedy McEwen" wrote in message
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During tonight's "Exposure" about the "Other Side of Jimmy Savile"


Gary Glitter was leader of the gang - apparently.


Ian October 6th 12 02:51 AM

How did this happen?
 
In message , Ian Field
writes


"Norman Wells" wrote in message
...
Bill Wright wrote:
Ian wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff
writes
Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro (
spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18?

I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on
and seemingly was never given much of a thought.
Brian

I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro.

I was 13, and she was 14.


Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily
Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it.


Did it make it more absorbent then?


Its not a tory tabloid.


No, it's a lavatory tabloid.
--
Ian

ian field October 6th 12 04:38 PM

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"Ian" wrote in message
...
In message , Ian Field
writes


"Norman Wells" wrote in message
...
Bill Wright wrote:
Ian wrote:
In message , Brian Gaff
writes
Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro (
spellink warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18?

I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on
and seemingly was never given much of a thought.
Brian

I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro.

I was 13, and she was 14.


Yes I clearly remember when I was 13, taking a copy of the Daily
Mirror to the toilet because it had a picture of her in it.

Did it make it more absorbent then?


Its not a tory tabloid.


No, it's a lavatory tabloid.
--
Ian


Its a simple matter of availability.

The only reason I wouldn't use a tory propaganda rag as bog paper, is that I
wouldn't have bought one in the first place.


Dave Farrance October 6th 12 06:45 PM

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Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.


Biodegradable "agri-based" inks doncha know. Every time you buy a paper
with petroleum-based ink, a baby otter drops dead.

ian field October 6th 12 07:16 PM

How did this happen?
 


"Dave Farrance" wrote in message
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Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.


Biodegradable "agri-based" inks doncha know. Every time you buy a paper
with petroleum-based ink, a baby otter drops dead.


And the weather gets otter an' otter.


Bill Wright[_2_] October 7th 12 03:08 AM

How did this happen?
 
Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.


43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was
menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the
Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that
day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the
headlines across her arse.

Bill

Clive[_3_] October 7th 12 11:33 AM

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In message , Ian
writes
In message , Brian Gaff
writes
Did you ever see pictures of the 13 year old Helen Shapiro ( spellink
warning), when she was actually supposed to be 18?
I remember the event clearly but it only came out years later on and
seemingly was never given much of a thought.
Brian

I was one of the many young boys who had a crush on Helen Shapiro.
I was 13, and she was 14.
It was typical, and still is, to have a crush on someone in the pop
media who is around the same age as oneself.
There was never any pretence that she was any older than that.
I don't know where you got that idea.
Hayley Mills was another example at that time.

You and I have a lot in common.
--
Clive

tony sayer October 7th 12 01:15 PM

How did this happen?
 
In article , Bill Wright
scribeth thus
Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.


43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was
menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the
Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that
day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the
headlines across her arse.

Bill


I think... thats more information than we really need;!..

Seeing that most on here are married;!...

--
Tony Sayer


Peter Duncanson October 7th 12 02:03 PM

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On Sun, 07 Oct 2012 02:08:24 +0100, Bill Wright
wrote:

Martin wrote:

Never use the Guardian, the ink rubs off.


43 years ago a girl and I wanted to have sexual intercourse, but she was
menstruating and didn't want to get the bed dirty. In those days the
Guardian was reasonably unbiased and we usually bought it. I put that
day's paper on the bed. The girl sweated a lot during the act of
intercourse, and afterwards I noticed that she had a mirror image of the
headlines across her arse.

Today some girls would pay good money to get things tattooed on their
arses, athough headlines from the Guardian might be unusual.

--
Peter Duncanson
(in uk.tech.digital-tv)


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