OT Escaped Lion?
 

Tim Streater wrote:
In article ,
the dog from that film you saw wrote:

my parent's car was written off by a flying deer.

Which parent? Mother or father?

He could have been adopted by a gay couple. Daddy or daddy?

Bill

OT Escaped Lion?
 

Bill Wright wrote:
Mark Carver wrote:

I was driving a foreign visitor back from the pub a couple of weeks ago

Keeping sober as the customer gets ****ed?

Pretty much, though to be fair it was a 'return match'.

--
Mark
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OT Escaped Lion?
 

Mark Carver wrote:
Bill Wright wrote:
Mark Carver wrote:

I was driving a foreign visitor back from the pub a couple of weeks ago

Keeping sober as the customer gets ****ed?

Pretty much, though to be fair it was a 'return match'.

It's an 'ard life you lead Mr C. A very 'ard life indeed.

Bill

OT Escaped Lion?
 

On 27/08/2012 10:16, alan wrote:

A lion on the loose has been reported in the Clacton on Sea (Essex) area.

Update
http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/


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mailto:news{at}admac(dot}myzen{dot}co{dot}uk

OT Escaped Lion?
 

Martin wrote:

I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing
in there it replied "Narnia business"!

Yay! Ka-boom, tsshh.

--
SteveT

OT Escaped Lion?
 

On Sat, 01 Sep 2012 11:10:20 +0100, alan wrote:

On 27/08/2012 10:16, alan wrote:

A lion on the loose has been reported in the Clacton on Sea (Essex) area.

Update
http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/

Essex Lion has his own Twitter account. His tweets (roars?) are mainly
about eating celebrities, described as "****s" as in the despicable
person use of that word.
https://twitter.com/theeessexlion

Note the spelling with "thee" rather than "the". The account with "the":
https://twitter.com/theessexlion
has been suspended.

--
Peter Duncanson
(in uk.tech.digital-tv)

OT Escaped Lion?
 

"Martin" wrote in message
http://www.admac.myzen.co.uk/lion/

I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing
in there it replied "Narnia business"!


Witch wardrobe ?

OT Escaped Lion?
 

In article , Martin
writes

I found the Essex Lion in my Wardrobe. When I asked what it was doing
in there it replied "Narnia business"!

Isn't Max Bygraves dead?
--
Kennedy