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train spotters
On Dec 12, 10:23*pm, Bill Wright wrote:
allantracy wrote: Then there was the local Labour party quiz night, well if you're ever in need of a lifetime of disappointment look no further. You want to try a Conservative Party function if it's stereotypes you're after! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...77_468x665.jpg ian |
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On Dec 12, 1:40*pm, "alexander.keys1"
wrote: Found on uk.tech.digital-tv: On Dec 10, 3:04*am, Bill Wright wrote: I visited the National Railway Museum the other day. The other visitors were mostly family groups and old age pensioners. However a third group was noticeably well-represented. These were groups of men who seemed to want to cling together. They were largely dishevelled, unshaven, spotty, and dressed the way people in the fifties used to dress their adult mentally-handicapped sons. They had cheap cameras and notebooks. Some had spectacles that had been repaired with elastoplast. The cliqued anorak was well represented. Once in a while I would see an unhappy female, mostly either absurdly fat or thin, dragging along behind a group of the males. Yes, these were train spotters. I honestly thought the archetypal train spotter was a figment of the imagination. Incidentally the person I was with had brought a three year old child, and had come by rail from Doncaster. I helped him to get the child and the pushchair from the platform at York station to the museum, a short walk but with a ridiculous number of steps. He was quite happy though because the return fare was £13, but less happy when we got back to the station to find that the train to Doncaster was running 70 minutes late.. * After a day spent admiring the grandeur of the British rail network in its hay-day this brought us down to earth with a bump. At first, I thought that this was some kind of entry for a competition...perhaps with the object of winning the fondue set. There were so many stereotypes that no-one could possibly believe it to be a genuine contribution. I will admit to belonging to the genus 'gricer'. but there are so many sub-species in this grouping, and I am not a 'number cruncher'. However, I do know something about them. I have observed their behaviour, and cannot think of a single instance of an anti-social act. I have seen people of all ages, and every walk of life. I have seen fathers and sons. I have looked on as disabled members of the fraternity in wheelchairs are unofficially adopted by the group. I am even aware of female members of the species. It is rather odd that a similar group, say twitchers (birdwatchers), are not ridiculed in a similar way. But I have a theory about this. 'Number crunchers' are eminently visible in a public place, namely at the end of a station platform. Consequently, certain people, such as the 'author' of this diatribe, are actually offended by them (even driven to fury). Why? Because these people have, for a time, escaped conventional life....a life that we used to call (in some circumstances) the 'rat race'. They seem to have leisure, and all the time in the world. Perhaps without a care for the greater part of the day....like a fond memory of childhood. Some people are forced to perhaps question aspects of their existence. And when a person is clearly unhappy with their lot, they lash out at a visible target.... Dr. Barry Worthington Bill- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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On Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:40:14 -0800 (PST), "alexander.keys1"
wrote: Found on uk.tech.digital-tv: On Dec 10, 3:04*am, Bill Wright wrote: I visited the National Railway Museum the other day. The other visitors were mostly family groups and old age pensioners. However a third group was noticeably well-represented. These were groups of men who seemed to want to cling together. They were largely dishevelled, unshaven, spotty, and dressed the way people in the fifties used to dress their adult mentally-handicapped sons. They had cheap cameras and notebooks. Some had spectacles that had been repaired with elastoplast. The cliqued anorak was well represented. Once in a while I would see an unhappy female, mostly either absurdly fat or thin, dragging along behind a group of the males. Yes, these were train spotters. I honestly thought the archetypal train spotter was a figment of the imagination. Incidentally the person I was with had brought a three year old child, and had come by rail from Doncaster. I helped him to get the child and the pushchair from the platform at York station to the museum, a short walk but with a ridiculous number of steps. He was quite happy though because the return fare was £13, but less happy when we got back to the station to find that the train to Doncaster was running 70 minutes late. * After a day spent admiring the grandeur of the British rail network in its hay-day this brought us down to earth with a bump. Bill "Hay-day"? Them's the day the country bumpkins ride? Been listening to too many re-broadcasts of early "The Archers" mebbe. giggle |
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trainguard wrote:
certain people, such as the 'author' I was the author. Not the 'author'. of this diatribe, are actually offended by them Where did I say I was offended by them? Please quote me saying that. (even driven to fury). Please quote a passage where I show signs of fury. Why? Because these people have, for a time, escaped conventional life....a life that we used to call (in some circumstances) the 'rat race'. Based on their personal appearance and demeanour I'd say that far from having escaped from conventional life these people have never been admitted to it. After all the entrance ticket is reasonable intelligence, the ability to earn a living, and not being smelly. They seem to have leisure, Ah yes, our old friend idleness. and all the time in the world. Perhaps without a care for the greater part of the day....like a fond memory of childhood. Yes, the infantile existence of the mentally subnormal. It must be quite cosy, as long are you are untroubled by ambition or self-respect. Some people are forced to perhaps question aspects of their existence. And when a person is clearly unhappy with their lot, they lash out at a visible target Well, I can see that you've done that. You've also indulged in dreadful amateur psychology. Dr. Barry Worthington Obviously the doctorate was not in logic. Bill |
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Nobody wrote:
"Hay-day"? Them's the day the country bumpkins ride? Been listening to too many re-broadcasts of early "The Archers" mebbe. giggle I do tend to over-use hyphens. One of my favourite words is re-tune, which I much prefer to retune. Bill |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:23:23 +0000, Bill Wright
wrote: Nobody wrote: "Hay-day"? Them's the day the country bumpkins ride? Been listening to too many re-broadcasts of early "The Archers" mebbe. giggle I do tend to over-use hyphens. One of my favourite words is re-tune, which I much prefer to retune. It should be "heyday". You're welcome. |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:23:23 +0000, Bill Wright wrote:
Nobody wrote: "Hay-day"? Them's the day the country bumpkins ride? Been listening to too many re-broadcasts of early "The Archers" mebbe. giggle I do tend to over-use hyphens. One of my favourite words is re-tune, which I much prefer to retune. Bill It's better than omitting hyphens thus, in some cases, reversing the meaning. Using a hyphen also prevents it being used as a grocer's' apostrophe. -- Peter. The gods will stay away whilst religions hold sway |
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On Dec 13, 1:19*am, Bill Wright wrote:
trainguard wrote: certain people, such as the 'author' I was the author. Not the 'author'. Well, Bill, I used to teach English. The inverted commas were deliberate, and I suspect that most readers would see why that was the case.... of this diatribe, are actually offended by them Where did I say I was offended by them? Please quote me saying that. Oh dear! You do have a problem with communication, don't you? I was suggesting that hostility towards 'trainspotters' derives from some people being offended by them. It was not meant as a personal accusation. But, on the other hand, "if the cap fits...wear it!" * (even driven to fury). Please quote a passage where I show signs of fury. Again? You wish to demonstrate your lack of communication skills (and perhaps an element of cognitive dissonance) once more? *Why? Because these people have, for a time, escaped conventional life....a life that we used to call (in some circumstances) the 'rat race'. Based on their personal appearance and demeanour I'd say that far from having escaped from conventional life these people have never been admitted to it. And that reveals more about yourself, my dear sir, rather than them. Perchance you are a Daily Mail Reader? Were a subscriber to Readers' Digest? A purchaser of coffee table books? A leilandia fancier? A Tretchikoff green oriental lady on the wall (or maybe the classic 'dogs playing snooker')? Aren't stereotypes fun? After all the entrance ticket is reasonable intelligence, the ability to earn a living, and not being smelly. Do you normally go around smelling people? Just curious.... *They seem to have leisure, Ah yes, our old friend idleness. Idleness? Leisure What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. No time to stand beneath the boughs And stare as long as sheep or cows. No time to see, when woods we pass, Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass. No time to see, in broad daylight, Streams full of stars, like skies at night. No time to turn at Beauty's glance, And watch her feet, how they can dance. No time to wait till her mouth can Enrich that smile her eyes began. A poor life this is if, full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. William Henry Davies *and all the time in the world. Perhaps without a care for the greater part of the day....like a fond memory of childhood. Yes, the infantile existence of the mentally subnormal. It must be quite cosy, as long are you are untroubled by ambition or self-respect. You really are intent on proving my little theory, aren't you? Otherwise, why are you so annoyed? Some people are forced to perhaps question aspects of their existence. And when a person is clearly unhappy with their lot, they lash out at a visible target Well, I can see that you've done that. You've also indulged in dreadful amateur psychology. Oh, I think most people can see a sad, embittered little man.......and it isn't me! Dr. Barry Worthington Obviously the doctorate was not in logic. Bill What happened in your life to make you such a mean minded and shallow person? Look, I've just retired. Life is wonderful! It's much too short to act like a miserable git! Dr. Barry Worthington |
TOT as usual: train spotters
Bill Wright wrote:
They had cheap cameras and notebooks. Unusual. They normally have very good cameras. BugBear |
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Just one question
£13 sounds like an open ticket. Why would you wait for 70 minutes for a specific train back when there are at least 3 trains an hour between York and Doncaster (2 East Coast and 1 Cross Country)? |
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