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"Bill Wright" wrote in message ...

In order to prevent confusion, I'd like to point out that the above post,
which appears to be from Jamie, was really by Jamie, but he was only
pretending to be himself. Taking the art of impersonation to new heights,
he has posted as himself.

That's a bit feeble by your standards, Bill. What happened to the rallying
cry of the righteous witch hunter?

As an aside, I saw the picture of your scary-looking dad (or whoever)
holding his deadly weapon (hard, cold, menacing faces evidently run in the
family - saves you buying pumpkins for halloween I suppose).
I heard he once made this...
http://www.fukung.net/v/385/6aa_baby_on_board.jpg
....but it wasn't quite what the single mum he met down the local pub had in
mind when she asked for a baby on board sign.

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j r powell wrote:
"Mungo Plowfool" wrote in message ...


Thanks for the lecture on how to behave in public. If you weren't
such a self centred little fart you'd realise the irony of it.

Diddums.... I upset Plowfool. Dave, perhaps if you dispensed with your
rudeness, your insults, your delusions of competence, your
compulsively argumentative traits, your tendency to hold unjustified
grudges for months on end, your refusal to admit that you are wrong
even when staring in the face of scientific proof, your subsequent
tactic of snipping said proof and then attempting to make some smart
arse comment to cover up, along with your generally cynical, superior
attitude, you might find yourself being treated with a bit more
politeness and respect.


In order to prevent confusion, I'd like to point out that the above
post, which appears to be from Jamie, was really by Jamie, but he was
only pretending to be himself. Taking the art of impersonation to new
heights, he has posted as himself.

Think we should all start being kind to jamie and urge him to take note of
what his therapist's advice. Otherwise he has no chance of getting well.
But perhaps residential rehab is the only way forward for him. It's sad
when one so young has so many mental problems.

--
*I'm planning to be spontaneous tomorrow *

Dave Plowman London SW
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"Mungo Plowfool" wrote in message ...

Think we should all start being kind to jamie and urge him to take note of
what his therapist's advice. Otherwise he has no chance of getting well.
But perhaps residential rehab is the only way forward for him. It's sad
when one so young has so many mental problems.

Dear Dave,
I've lost count of the number of times you have mentioned mental problems.
It's not healthy, particularly when coupled with your more general social
defects. You're allowing yourself to drift deeper and deeper into a little
world of your own, which is a well-trodden one-way path into residential
psychiatric care. Honestly, you really do need to seek professional help
before it's too late.

You should also understand that playing with you is something that occupies
a just few moments of my online time and is then forgotten. I suspect the
same goes for all the other people whom you seem to despise although (or
perhaps because) they are so much more experienced and knowledgeable than
yourself.

However in spite of all that I do sincerely hope you can somehow take the
advice in my previous post and lose that huge chip from your shoulder. Try
smiling at the world for a change - you never know, it might smile back.

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j r powell wrote:
Think we should all start being kind to jamie and urge him to take note of
what his therapist's advice. Otherwise he has no chance of getting well.
But perhaps residential rehab is the only way forward for him. It's sad
when one so young has so many mental problems.

Dear Dave, I've lost count of the number of times you have mentioned
mental problems. It's not healthy, particularly when coupled with your
more general social defects. You're allowing yourself to drift deeper
and deeper into a little world of your own, which is a well-trodden
one-way path into residential psychiatric care. Honestly, you really do
need to seek professional help before it's too late.

Dear jamie, trying to turn things round by merely repeating what someone
has said about you is the playground behaviour of a five year old.

You should also understand that playing with you is something that
occupies a just few moments of my online time and is then forgotten. I
suspect the same goes for all the other people whom you seem to despise
although (or perhaps because) they are so much more experienced and
knowledgeable than yourself.

Perhaps you should then take more time to think before typing.

However in spite of all that I do sincerely hope you can somehow take
the advice in my previous post and lose that huge chip from your
shoulder. Try smiling at the world for a change - you never know, it
might smile back.

I'll wait for that smile from you? You've obviously taken in some of what
your therapist tells you. Now act on it.

--
*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it *

Dave Plowman London SW
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"Mungo Plowfool" wrote in message ...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Nontheless, you've taken a significant step forward here just by finally
*admitting* that you have a problem. If you enjoy life while mentally ill
then just think how much better it will be when you are finally cured. I
very much hope that you will one day decide to seek the professional help
that you require.

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j r powell wrote:


"Mungo Plowfool" wrote in message ...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Nontheless, you've taken a significant step forward here just by finally
*admitting* that you have a problem. If you enjoy life while mentally
ill then just think how much better it will be when you are finally
cured. I very much hope that you will one day decide to seek the
professional help that you require.

So we can add tag lines in signatures to the other things you don't
understand. The list grows with your every post.

BTW, if you think I need help - please don't put me in touch with your
therapist. He's obviously not up to that task. There again, few would be.

--
*If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Dave Plowman London SW
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"Mungo Plowfool" wrote in message ...

BTW, if you think I need help

I certainly *do* think you need help, and I wish that you would get it for
your own sake.

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j r powell wrote:
"Mungo Plowfool" wrote in message ...

BTW, if you think I need help

I certainly *do* think you need help, and I wish that you would get it
for your own sake.

It's oh so clever to snip stuff so it no longer makes sense.
Trouble with your posts is they don't make sense unsnipped.

--
*What are the pink bits in my tyres? Cyclists & Joggers*

Dave Plowman London SW
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"Mungo Plowfool" wrote in message ...

It's oh so clever to snip stuff so it no longer makes sense.
Trouble with your posts is they don't make sense unsnipped.

To your simple, uneducated and undisciplined mind hardly anything must make
sense. Part of your problem is that you try and blame the rest of the world
for this, rather than just face up to and accept your own limitations.