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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:50:13 +0000, Ian wrote:

He only appears to me when someone I haven't killfiled quotes him.

Sorry, people, I should have known better.
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Another Christmas panic:

The lady had complained to the landlord that she had no TV reception.
I rung her. The conversation was roughly as follows:
"Could you describe the fault to me? Firstly, is is satellite or
terrestrial reception or both?"
“Oh I haven't got satellite. It's the DVD. It keeps stopping half way
through, and it’s a special one I bought for a seven year old who’s
spending Christmas here.”
“What happens if you try to watch BBC1?”
“Oh, that’s all right.”
“What about BBC2?”
“Yes that’s all right.”
“ITV? Channel 4? Channel5?”
“Oh, they’re fine. It’s just that the DVD stops half way through and
it’s a real shame because I bought for a seven year old who’s [blah
blah].”
“Well, it sounds to me as if the problem lies with the DVD player.”
“Yes I’ve been thinking about it and I agree with you.”
“It’s lucky I rung you before I drove to Derby to visit you.”
“Err, yes, I was going to ring you but I . . .err . . .
didn’t . . .err, sorry.”
“Don’t worry about it. Why don’t you go to the supermarket and get a
£20 DVD player?”
“Oh, I never thought of that. I will. Thank you.”
“That’s all right. All part of the service.”

Incidentally, what worries me is that the woman teaches Technology.
What chance have the kids got? Still it could be worse. She could
teach Logic.

Bill

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On Dec 23, 4:50*pm, "jamie powell" wrote:
Bill Pikey Gob****e Wright altruistically and heroically 'saves Christmas' at
the last minute for a multitude of people who are nowhere near as good as he is!
You heard it here first!

I can quite understand that from your standpoint, Jamie, an altruistic
act must seem very unusual and well worth boasting about. But most of
us are happy with ourselves and that lets us be happy with others, so
we perform little acts of kindness all the time without really
thinking about it. It's just the way normal people behave all the
time. It's something that makes life enjoyable, and I'm so sorry that
this is beyond your comprehension.

However I can't see anything atruistic or heroic about simply doing
the job you are paid for.

Incidentally my record in the pre-Christmas period for getting
people's tellys back on has been abysmal. I have had one block where
it turned out that a cherrypicker was needed and there wasn't time to
order one, one where we are now attempting to get planning permission
for an outside aerial, and one where I couldn't find the amplifier!

Bill

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" wrote in message
...
On Dec 23, 4:50 pm, "jamie powell" wrote:
Bill Pikey Gob****e Wright altruistically and heroically 'saves Christmas' at
the last minute for a multitude of people who are nowhere near as good as he is!
You heard it here first!

I can quite understand that from your standpoint, Jamie, an altruistic
act must seem very unusual and well worth boasting about. But most of
us are happy with ourselves and that lets us be happy with others, so
we perform little acts of kindness all the time without really
thinking about it. It's just the way normal people behave all the
time. It's something that makes life enjoyable, and I'm so sorry that
this is beyond your comprehension.

However I can't see anything atruistic or heroic about simply doing
the job you are paid for.

Incidentally my record in the pre-Christmas period for getting
people's tellys back on has been abysmal. I have had one block where
it turned out that a cherrypicker was needed and there wasn't time to
order one, one where we are now attempting to get planning permission
for an outside aerial, and one where I couldn't find the amplifier!

Bill

Self deprecation, a concept that Jamie has much experience.


I think that's the right expression.

--
Graham.

%Profound_observation%

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" wrote in message
...
Another Christmas panic:

The lady had complained to the landlord that she had no TV reception.
I rung her. The conversation was roughly as follows:
"Could you describe the fault to me? Firstly, is is satellite or
terrestrial reception or both?"
“Oh I haven't got satellite. It's the DVD. It keeps stopping half way
through, and it’s a special one I bought for a seven year old who’s
spending Christmas here.”
“What happens if you try to watch BBC1?”
“Oh, that’s all right.”
“What about BBC2?”
“Yes that’s all right.”
“ITV? Channel 4? Channel5?”
“Oh, they’re fine. It’s just that the DVD stops half way through and
it’s a real shame because I bought for a seven year old who’s [blah
blah].”
“Well, it sounds to me as if the problem lies with the DVD player.”
“Yes I’ve been thinking about it and I agree with you.”
“It’s lucky I rung you before I drove to Derby to visit you.”
“Err, yes, I was going to ring you but I . . .err . . .
didn’t . . .err, sorry.”
“Don’t worry about it. Why don’t you go to the supermarket and get a
£20 DVD player?”
“Oh, I never thought of that. I will. Thank you.”
“That’s all right. All part of the service.”

Incidentally, what worries me is that the woman teaches Technology.
What chance have the kids got? Still it could be worse. She could
teach Logic.

How do you know it isn't a faulty DVD? You should have asked her to try a
different disc.

--
Max Demian

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On Dec 24, 8:31*pm, "Graham." wrote:
" wrote in message
Incidentally my record in the pre-Christmas period for getting
people's tellys back on has been abysmal. I have had one block where
it turned out that a cherrypicker was needed and there wasn't time to
order one, one where we are now attempting to get planning permission
for an outside aerial, and one where I couldn't find the amplifier!

Bill

Self deprecation, a concept that Jamie has much experience.

I think that's the right expression.

Ha! I'm just being realistic. The fact is (and I'm sure many people in
this group will agree) it's very disagreeable to walk away from a job
without having sorted it out properly, even when circumstances make it
impossible.

Bill

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On Dec 24, 9:58*pm, "Max Demian" wrote:
" wrote in message

...
Another Christmas panic:

The lady had complained to the landlord that she had no TV reception.
I rung her. The conversation was roughly as follows:
"Could you describe the fault to me? Firstly, is is satellite or
terrestrial reception or both?"
“Oh I haven't got satellite. It's the DVD. It keeps stopping half way
through, and it’s a special one I bought for a seven year old who’s
spending Christmas here.”
“What happens if you try to watch BBC1?”
“Oh, that’s all right.”
“What about BBC2?”
“Yes that’s all right.”
“ITV? Channel 4? Channel5?”
“Oh, they’re fine. It’s just that the DVD stops half way through and
it’s a real shame because I bought for a seven year old who’s [blah
blah].”
“Well, it sounds to me as if the problem lies with the DVD player.”
“Yes I’ve been thinking about it and I agree with you.”
“It’s lucky I rung you before I drove to Derby to visit you.”
“Err, yes, I was going to ring you but I . . .err . . .
didn’t . . .err, sorry.”
“Don’t worry about it. Why don’t you go to the supermarket and get a
£20 DVD player?”
“Oh, I never thought of that. I will. Thank you.”
“That’s all right. All part of the service.”

Incidentally, what worries me is that the woman teaches Technology.
What chance have the kids got? Still it could be worse. She could
teach Logic.

How do you know it isn't a faulty DVD? You should have asked her to try a
different disc.

My account was abbreviated. She mentioned that the same thing had been
happening for a while.

Bill

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On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:39:04 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

On Dec 23, 4:50*pm, "The Runt" wrote:
Bill Pikey Gob****e Wright altruistically and heroically 'saves Christmas' at
the last minute for a multitude of people who are nowhere near as good as he is!

Incidentally my record in the pre-Christmas period for getting
people's tellys back on has been abysmal.

I suppose it'll be accusing you of ruining everybody's Christmas as well
then...