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Two Australian entrepreneurs decide to open a high street shop but have yet
to decide precisely what to sell.

They are both stood in the empty premises when a Chinese tourist pops his
head in the door and says, 'What you relling'

One of the Aussies immediately says 'rsoles' to which the tourist says 'ah
werry good, you murst be doing well, only 2 reft'

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Hmm, unfortunately my speech synth is not good at stand up or pronouncing
the dialect very well.

Brian

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Two Australian entrepreneurs decide to open a high street shop but have
yet to decide precisely what to sell.

They are both stood in the empty premises when a Chinese tourist pops his
head in the door and says, 'What you relling'

One of the Aussies immediately says 'rsoles' to which the tourist says 'ah
werry good, you murst be doing well, only 2 reft'

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Brian Gaff wrote:
Hmm, unfortunately my speech synth is not good at stand up or pronouncing
the dialect very well.


What dialect does Bill come out in?

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Everyone sounds the same, but if people attempt to make it sound like a
dialect, the rules of pronunciation get lost and it sounds like what it
actually is, phonemes.
Brian

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"Adrian C" wrote in message
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Brian Gaff wrote:
Hmm, unfortunately my speech synth is not good at stand up or pronouncing
the dialect very well.


What dialect does Bill come out in?

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Adrian C

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"Adrian C" wrote in message
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Brian Gaff wrote:
Hmm, unfortunately my speech synth is not good at stand up or pronouncing
the dialect very well.


What dialect does Bill come out in?

I should imagine that when my messages are emitted from Brian's talking
machine thay have a superbly melliflous quality, the dulcet tones almost
equalling in quality the sheer intellectual rigour of my contributions.

On t'other 'and, when I've been ont' pop it might come out a bit muddled up
like.

Bill