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Ed January 25th 08 03:44 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
....how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.

^^artnada^^ January 25th 08 03:52 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
Ed wrote:
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


Just because the "senior chap" doesn't know what *you* know doesn't make him
"thick as ****".

I know fcuk all about football, does that make me "thick as ****" too?

Not everyone is a fountain of knowledge such as yourself!



Col January 25th 08 03:57 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"Ed" wrote in message
...
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


I've just bought a DVD player and it had a type of plug Id
never seen before. There was what looked like a normal
plug but with nothing attached, and something that resembled
one of those two-pin shaver plugs. Upon attempting to plug
one into the other, it just fell out. WTF??
After a little fumbling the bag of the plug flipped open and it
was instantly obvious where the 'shaver' bit clipped in.
But if you've never seen one before.....
--
Col

Steal a spaceship and head for the sun,
Shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.



Jeff Lawrence[_2_] January 25th 08 04:04 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
On 25 Jan, 15:52, "^^artnada^^" wrote:
Ed wrote:
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.


I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!


A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!


I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


Just because the "senior chap" doesn't know what *you* know doesn't make him
"thick as ****".

I know fcuk all about football, does that make me "thick as ****" too?


Yes.
Cheers
Jeff

Ed January 25th 08 04:07 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
On Jan 25, 2:52*pm, "^^artnada^^" wrote:
Ed wrote:
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.


I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!


A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!


I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


Just because the "senior chap" doesn't know what *you* know doesn't make him
"thick as ****".

I know fcuk all about football, does that make me "thick as ****" too?

Not everyone is a fountain of knowledge such as yourself!


It would be immediately obvious to you, even though you know nothing
about football, that if all the players were wearing the same colour
shirt, something was wrong. Similarly in TV world, the point of a DVD
recorder is to be able to record things. A quick glance at the manual
will tell you how best to connect the machine so this is possible, and
that having to leave the TV on is not required.

michael adams January 25th 08 04:34 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"^^artnada^^" wrote in message
.uk...

Ed wrote:
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


Just because the "senior chap" doesn't know what *you* know doesn't make him
"thick as ****".



You'll have to excuse Ed.

It's just that so seldom does he meet someone who knows less than he does
about just about anything, that it goes to his head.


michael adams

....











I know fcuk all about football, does that make me "thick as ****" too?

Not everyone is a fountain of knowledge such as yourself!





Dave Plowman (News) January 25th 08 05:17 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In article
,
Ed wrote:
A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!


Some TVs have a 'record buss' allowing you to select source to
destination. Like perhaps to dub from VCR to DVD while watching something
else on the TV. Very useful feature. Which *would* mean leaving on the TV
while this operation was in progress.

--
*'Progress' and 'Change' are not synonyms.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Dave Plowman (News) January 25th 08 05:19 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In article ,
Col wrote:
I've just bought a DVD player and it had a type of plug Id
never seen before. There was what looked like a normal
plug but with nothing attached, and something that resembled
one of those two-pin shaver plugs. Upon attempting to plug
one into the other, it just fell out. WTF??
After a little fumbling the bag of the plug flipped open and it
was instantly obvious where the 'shaver' bit clipped in.
But if you've never seen one before.....


It should have been supplied assembled and sealed by a tamper proof screw
etc to conform to the requirement of having a 13 amp plug fitted for UK
sale.

--
*Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Col January 25th 08 05:40 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Col wrote:
I've just bought a DVD player and it had a type of plug Id
never seen before. There was what looked like a normal
plug but with nothing attached, and something that resembled
one of those two-pin shaver plugs. Upon attempting to plug
one into the other, it just fell out. WTF??
After a little fumbling the bag of the plug flipped open and it
was instantly obvious where the 'shaver' bit clipped in.
But if you've never seen one before.....


It should have been supplied assembled and sealed by a tamper proof screw
etc to conform to the requirement of having a 13 amp plug fitted for UK
sale.


Well I do remember tampering with the tamper proof screw and
getting nowhere, so at least that bit worked.
Then I flicked the back open and clipped it in and it works fine.
--
Col

Steal a spaceship and head for the sun,
Shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.



Tommo January 25th 08 05:43 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
On Jan 25, 2:44*pm, Ed wrote:
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as sh.t
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!



I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


Real men don't read instruction manuals.

Ron Lowe January 25th 08 06:09 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Col wrote:
I've just bought a DVD player and it had a type of plug Id
never seen before. There was what looked like a normal
plug but with nothing attached, and something that resembled
one of those two-pin shaver plugs. Upon attempting to plug
one into the other, it just fell out. WTF??
After a little fumbling the bag of the plug flipped open and it
was instantly obvious where the 'shaver' bit clipped in.
But if you've never seen one before.....


It should have been supplied assembled and sealed by a tamper proof screw
etc to conform to the requirement of having a 13 amp plug fitted for UK
sale.


Perhaps, but increasingly they are not.

We bought some sets of decorative lights for kids bedrooms on-line
recently, and they were all supplied with an adaptor to accept the euro-plug
and plug into a UK 13-amp socket which we had to fit ourselves.

Perhaps an area where trading standards need to pay some attention.

--
Ron




Richard Brooks[_2_] January 25th 08 06:18 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
Ed said the following on 25/01/2008 15:07:
On Jan 25, 2:52 pm, "^^artnada^^" wrote:
Ed wrote:
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.
I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!
A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!
I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.

Just because the "senior chap" doesn't know what *you* know doesn't make him
"thick as ****".

I know fcuk all about football, does that make me "thick as ****" too?

Not everyone is a fountain of knowledge such as yourself!


It would be immediately obvious to you, even though you know nothing
about football, that if all the players were wearing the same colour
shirt, something was wrong. Similarly in TV world, the point of a DVD
recorder is to be able to record things. A quick glance at the manual
will tell you how best to connect the machine so this is possible, and
that having to leave the TV on is not required.


Spot the error! :-)

[Ranting Simpsons TV anchor guy] "It's the word after DVD, people!"

...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.




JNugent[_2_] January 25th 08 06:28 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
Ed wrote:
....how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


He's probably thinking intuitively, taking the traditional (audio)
hi-fi connections as his model. With hi-fi, the amp has to be on and
switched to the source (or to "tape monitor") to make a recording from
vinyl, CD or tuner - and nothing else can be done whilst the recording
is being made.

OK, even that could be "improved", but it rarely was.

JNugent[_2_] January 25th 08 06:32 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

Ed wrote:


A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!


Some TVs have a 'record buss' allowing you to select source to
destination. Like perhaps to dub from VCR to DVD while watching something
else on the TV. Very useful feature. Which *would* mean leaving on the TV
while this operation was in progress.


My Sony set has about four SCART inputs and a Freeview tuner, all
selectable separately. On my set-up, you can certainly watch something
(including a recording) whilst dubbing from either PVR or Sky+ to the
DVD-R/HDD recorder. But I can understand that the set-up would confuse
some.

JNugent[_2_] January 25th 08 06:33 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
Ron Lowe wrote:
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...

In article ,
Col wrote:

I've just bought a DVD player and it had a type of plug Id
never seen before. There was what looked like a normal
plug but with nothing attached, and something that resembled
one of those two-pin shaver plugs. Upon attempting to plug
one into the other, it just fell out. WTF??
After a little fumbling the bag of the plug flipped open and it
was instantly obvious where the 'shaver' bit clipped in.
But if you've never seen one before.....



It should have been supplied assembled and sealed by a tamper proof screw
etc to conform to the requirement of having a 13 amp plug fitted for UK
sale.


Perhaps, but increasingly they are not.

We bought some sets of decorative lights for kids bedrooms on-line
recently, and they were all supplied with an adaptor to accept the
euro-plug and plug into a UK 13-amp socket which we had to fit ourselves.

Perhaps an area where trading standards need to pay some attention.


That's becoming quite common with mobile phone chargers and PC
peripherals.

[email protected] January 25th 08 07:15 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:44:43 -0800 (PST), Ed
wrote:

...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


My parents used to have a TV set with the Freeview tuner built into
it, and they always claimed that they had to have the TV on in order
to record anything. I'm not sure if that really was the case, or if
they just didn't know how to set it up any other way, but they seemed
happy with the setup so I left them to it.

Dave Farrance January 25th 08 08:24 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote:

It should have been supplied assembled and sealed by a tamper proof screw
etc to conform to the requirement of having a 13 amp plug fitted for UK
sale.


I see that the Europlug-to-UK-plug converters that are illustrated in the
following page just snap shut. And yet the accompanying text says: "The
product is approved to BS5733, BS1363 plug/socket features and BS1362
fuse link." There's no fuse sockets visible inside, so I guess that the
fuse plugs in via the front.

http://www.powerconnections.co.uk/convert_eurotouk.htm

--
Dave Farrance

Peter Lynch January 26th 08 12:01 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:44:43 -0800 (PST), Ed wrote:
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.


This is the classic mistake of not differentiating knowledge from
intelligence. If you could time travel Albert Einsetein forwards
from the 1950's he wouldn't have a clue about how to connect DVD
players, even though he's a lot more intelligent than you.

Likewise some people who know a lot of facts can be relatively low
intelligence: they just regurgitate facts when they recognise a
situation, but with very little "intelligent" analysis.


--
.................................................. .........................
.. never trust a man who, when left alone ...... Pete Lynch .
.. in a room with a tea cosy ...... Marlow, England .
.. doesn't try it on (Billy Connolly) .....................................


Brian Gaff January 26th 08 10:24 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
To be fair, some manuals seem to be written using the centre of the universe
approach, in that they never acknowledge the slight but important
differences one might encounter if all the system was not made by the
manufacturer of the item in question....:-)

Brian

--
Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email.
graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them
Email:
__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________


"Ed" wrote in message
...
...how ostensibly clever and successful people can be thick as ****
when it comes to connecting TVs and DVD players together.

I just had a conversation in the kitchen here at work with a very
senior chap, who said he'd only just worked out how to record freeview
onto DVD. I was curious to ask what he meant, and he said he had to
leave the TV on all night!!!!!

A brief chat discovered he had the freeview box and dvd player
connected separately to the TV (or something like that) so the DVD
only got a signal when the TV was on!

I briefly explained how best to connect the three devices, and
resisted asking if he'd opened the manual.




[email protected] January 27th 08 09:09 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
On Jan 26, 9:24 am, "Brian Gaff" wrote:
To be fair, some manuals seem to be written using the centre of the universe
approach, in that they never acknowledge the slight but important
differences one might encounter if all the system was not made by the
manufacturer of the item in question....:-)

Brian


Who needs manuals.
A fun place to start is the Which TV connection guide.
Just go to www.which.co.uk and navigate to Audiovisual/Television/
Setting up your TV/TV connection wizard
Click on Launch the Which TV connection wizard and have fun.

http://www.which.co.uk/reports_and_c...57_79271_2.jsp

Cheers, vanyablue.


Adrian C January 28th 08 06:39 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
JNugent wrote:
My Sony set has about four SCART inputs and a Freeview tuner, all
selectable separately. On my set-up, you can certainly watch something
(including a recording) whilst dubbing from either PVR or Sky+ to the
DVD-R/HDD recorder. But I can understand that the set-up would confuse
some.


More recent sets, although they may have a few SCARTs - have dropped a
lot of configuration options to do with tuner/source signal routing, and
friendly things like reassigning selected SCARTS to numbered button
positions on the handset. A few weeks ago, I was investigating the
manual of a LG Plasma screen. The makers had thoughtfully decided that
the internal DTT tuner signal should remain just that - internal.

There are many users who have TVs with multiple scart sockets, but
prefer to use a cheapie push button SCART switch box, because "it just
works" without fuss for them. Often it turns out the input signals are
routed via the only non-RGB SCART.... :-(

And then there is a band of VCR users who still wire things together
using RF and ignore SCART completely...

What to do?

Insert "Gaelic Shrug" here

--
Adrian C

Chas Gill January 28th 08 08:11 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"Ron Lowe" ronATlowe-famlyDOTmeDOTukSPURIOUS wrote in message
...
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Col wrote:
I've just bought a DVD player and it had a type of plug Id
never seen before. There was what looked like a normal
plug but with nothing attached, and something that resembled
one of those two-pin shaver plugs. Upon attempting to plug
one into the other, it just fell out. WTF??
After a little fumbling the bag of the plug flipped open and it
was instantly obvious where the 'shaver' bit clipped in.
But if you've never seen one before.....


It should have been supplied assembled and sealed by a tamper proof screw
etc to conform to the requirement of having a 13 amp plug fitted for UK
sale.


Perhaps, but increasingly they are not.

We bought some sets of decorative lights for kids bedrooms on-line
recently, and they were all supplied with an adaptor to accept the
euro-plug and plug into a UK 13-amp socket which we had to fit ourselves.

Perhaps an area where trading standards need to pay some attention.

--
Ron



I've just bought a digital camera on line and it's clearly an import form
the USA (it even has the USA name for the camera - which is not the same as
the UK name). The battery charger comes with two flat blade-type pins with
holes in - typical USA sh1t mains plug (incidentally WTF ARE the holes
for?). Included in parcel (but not the camera packaging) was something that
looks like a shaver adaptor for good ol UK 240v AC outlets. The spindly
American thingies plug into the back (sort of) and it remains to be seen if
the entire assembly will stay together when the weight of a charging battery
is added. I suppose this is a long-winded way of saying if you buy on line
you could well get an import that doesn't comply with UK rules and regs.

Chas



Ron Lowe January 28th 08 08:40 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
I've just bought a DVD player and it had a type of plug Id
never seen before. There was what looked like a normal
plug but with nothing attached, and something that resembled
one of those two-pin shaver plugs.


It should have been supplied assembled and sealed by a tamper proof
screw
etc to conform to the requirement of having a 13 amp plug fitted for UK
sale.


Perhaps, but increasingly they are not.

We bought some sets of decorative lights for kids bedrooms on-line
recently, and they were all supplied with an adaptor to accept the
euro-plug and plug into a UK 13-amp socket which we had to fit ourselves.

Perhaps an area where trading standards need to pay some attention.


I've just bought a digital camera on line and it's clearly an import form
the USA (it even has the USA name for the camera - which is not the same
as the UK name). The battery charger comes with two flat blade-type pins
with holes in - typical USA sh1t mains plug (incidentally WTF ARE the
holes for?). Included in parcel (but not the camera packaging) was
something that looks like a shaver adaptor for good ol UK 240v AC outlets.
The spindly American thingies plug into the back (sort of) and it remains
to be seen if the entire assembly will stay together when the weight of a
charging battery is added. I suppose this is a long-winded way of saying
if you buy on line you could well get an import that doesn't comply with
UK rules and regs.

Chas



Indeed.

I also have a camera like that ( A Fuji Finepix. )
It came with a charger with fold-away US-style prongs and a shaver-style
adapter for UK use.

--
Ron




Bill Wright January 28th 08 09:26 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"Ron Lowe" ronATlowe-famlyDOTmeDOTukSPURIOUS wrote in message
...
I've just bought a digital camera on line and it's clearly an import form
the USA (it even has the USA name for the camera - which is not the same
as the UK name). The battery charger comes with two flat blade-type pins
with holes in - typical USA sh1t mains plug (incidentally WTF ARE the
holes for?). Included in parcel (but not the camera packaging) was
something that looks like a shaver adaptor for good ol UK 240v AC
outlets. The spindly American thingies plug into the back (sort of) and
it remains to be seen if the entire assembly will stay together when the
weight of a charging battery is added. I suppose this is a long-winded
way of saying if you buy on line you could well get an import that
doesn't comply with UK rules and regs.

Chas



Indeed.

I also have a camera like that ( A Fuji Finepix. )
It came with a charger with fold-away US-style prongs and a shaver-style
adapter for UK use.


I bought a car from Germany and it ever time I look down at my sat nav it
sneaks across onto the wrong side of the road.

Bill



Chas Gill January 28th 08 09:33 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...

"Ron Lowe" ronATlowe-famlyDOTmeDOTukSPURIOUS wrote in message
...
I've just bought a digital camera on line and it's clearly an import
form the USA (it even has the USA name for the camera - which is not the
same as the UK name). The battery charger comes with two flat
blade-type pins with holes in - typical USA sh1t mains plug
(incidentally WTF ARE the holes for?). Included in parcel (but not the
camera packaging) was something that looks like a shaver adaptor for
good ol UK 240v AC outlets. The spindly American thingies plug into the
back (sort of) and it remains to be seen if the entire assembly will
stay together when the weight of a charging battery is added. I suppose
this is a long-winded way of saying if you buy on line you could well
get an import that doesn't comply with UK rules and regs.

Chas



Indeed.

I also have a camera like that ( A Fuji Finepix. )
It came with a charger with fold-away US-style prongs and a shaver-style
adapter for UK use.


I bought a car from Germany and it ever time I look down at my sat nav it
sneaks across onto the wrong side of the road.

Bill


:-))

Chas



Alan January 28th 08 09:43 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In message , Bill Wright
wrote


I bought a car from Germany and it ever time I look down at my sat nav it
sneaks across onto the wrong side of the road.


You've fitted the SatNav upside down.

--
Alan
news2006 {at} amac {dot} f2s {dot} com


charles January 29th 08 12:24 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In article ,
Chas Gill wrote:

I've just bought a digital camera on line and it's clearly an import form
the USA (it even has the USA name for the camera - which is not the same
as the UK name). The battery charger comes with two flat blade-type
pins with holes in - typical USA sh1t mains plug (incidentally WTF ARE
the holes for?).


The holes are there for a retaining device, such as a sprung ball. This
will also give a better current carrying contact are.

--
From KT24 - in "Leafy Surrey"

Using a RISC OS computer running v5.11


Bill Wright January 29th 08 03:24 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"Alan" wrote in message
...
In message , Bill Wright
wrote


I bought a car from Germany and it ever time I look down at my sat nav it
sneaks across onto the wrong side of the road.


You've fitted the SatNav upside down.


That explains why I keep getting back before I set off.

Bill



Chas Gill January 29th 08 10:46 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"charles" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Chas Gill wrote:

I've just bought a digital camera on line and it's clearly an import form
the USA (it even has the USA name for the camera - which is not the same
as the UK name). The battery charger comes with two flat blade-type
pins with holes in - typical USA sh1t mains plug (incidentally WTF ARE
the holes for?).


The holes are there for a retaining device, such as a sprung ball. This
will also give a better current carrying contact are.

--
From KT24 - in "Leafy Surrey"

Using a RISC OS computer running v5.11

Well, that explains that then. One of life's great mysteries solved,
thanks.

I assume that sockets that don't have the sprung ball retainers are much
more numerous than those that do, because just about every US (how aptly
named) socket I've ever come across spits the plug out at the slightest
provocation.

Cheers

Chas



Roderick Stewart January 29th 08 06:36 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In article , Kay Robinson wrote:

Real men don't read instruction manuals.


True, they usually spend hours on the phone to me asking 'how do I do
(whatever)?' One friend make a deliberate point of throwing all
leaflets, booklets etc out with the wrapping.


I *always* read instruction manuals, but generally the standard of
clarity is utterly appalling, so I'm not surprised that many people
give up all hope of finding anything helpful in them. Even after you've
discarded the 90% or so that isn't in English or doesn't apply to the
particular model of whatever it is you've bought, it's very rare that
what remains will explain in simple terms what you actually want to
know, and no absolute guarantee that it's correct either.

Rod.


Dave Plowman (News) January 29th 08 08:02 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In article ,
Roderick Stewart wrote:
I *always* read instruction manuals, but generally the standard of
clarity is utterly appalling, so I'm not surprised that many people
give up all hope of finding anything helpful in them. Even after you've
discarded the 90% or so that isn't in English or doesn't apply to the
particular model of whatever it is you've bought, it's very rare that
what remains will explain in simple terms what you actually want to
know, and no absolute guarantee that it's correct either.


Bought a cordless screwdriver the other day and the instructions consisted
of three pages of safety warnings and half a page of actual 'how to use
it'. Then a further several pages of warranty bumf and dealers worldwide.

--
*Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Ashley Booth January 29th 08 08:05 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
charles wrote:

In article ,
Chas Gill wrote:

I've just bought a digital camera on line and it's clearly an
import form the USA (it even has the USA name for the camera -
which is not the same as the UK name). The battery charger comes
with two flat blade-type pins with holes in - typical USA sh1t
mains plug (incidentally WTF ARE the holes for?).


The holes are there for a retaining device, such as a sprung ball.
This will also give a better current carrying contact are.


I thought they were for wrapping bare wires through. :)

--
Ashley
For Windsor Weather see www.snglinks.com/wx

Bill Wright January 29th 08 08:35 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 

"Roderick Stewart" wrote in message
.. .
I *always* read instruction manuals, but generally the standard of
clarity is utterly appalling, so I'm not surprised that many people
give up all hope of finding anything helpful in them. Even after you've
discarded the 90% or so that isn't in English or doesn't apply to the
particular model of whatever it is you've bought, it's very rare that
what remains will explain in simple terms what you actually want to
know, and no absolute guarantee that it's correct either.


I don't know why manufacturers economise on the instruction book. Getting it
right adds so much perceived value to the product.

Bill



Adrian[_3_] January 29th 08 09:05 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
Roderick Stewart wrote:
In article , Kay Robinson wrote:

Real men don't read instruction manuals.


True, they usually spend hours on the phone to me asking 'how do I do
(whatever)?' One friend make a deliberate point of throwing all
leaflets, booklets etc out with the wrapping.


I *always* read instruction manuals, but generally the standard of
clarity is utterly appalling, so I'm not surprised that many people
give up all hope of finding anything helpful in them. Even after
you've discarded the 90% or so that isn't in English or doesn't apply
to the particular model of whatever it is you've bought, it's very
rare that what remains will explain in simple terms what you actually
want to know, and no absolute guarantee that it's correct either.

Rod.


Half the time the instructions don't make any sense until you've worked
things out for yourself.



Ashley Booth January 29th 08 11:42 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
Adrian wrote:

Roderick Stewart wrote:
In article , Kay Robinson
wrote:

Real men don't read instruction manuals.

True, they usually spend hours on the phone to me asking 'how do
I do (whatever)?' One friend make a deliberate point of throwing
all leaflets, booklets etc out with the wrapping.


I always read instruction manuals, but generally the standard of
clarity is utterly appalling, so I'm not surprised that many people
give up all hope of finding anything helpful in them. Even after
you've discarded the 90% or so that isn't in English or doesn't
apply to the particular model of whatever it is you've bought, it's
very rare that what remains will explain in simple terms what you
actually want to know, and no absolute guarantee that it's correct
either.

Rod.


Half the time the instructions don't make any sense until you've
worked things out for yourself.


It can take some time just to find the English section. :)

--
Ashley
For Windsor Weather see www.snglinks.com/wx

Ron Lowe January 29th 08 11:51 PM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
"Ashley Booth" wrote in message
...
Half the time the instructions don't make any sense until you've
worked things out for yourself.


It can take some time just to find the English section. :)


....Insert the batteries in the backside.....

--
R


Max Demian January 30th 08 12:46 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Roderick Stewart wrote:
I *always* read instruction manuals, but generally the standard of
clarity is utterly appalling, so I'm not surprised that many people
give up all hope of finding anything helpful in them. Even after you've
discarded the 90% or so that isn't in English or doesn't apply to the
particular model of whatever it is you've bought, it's very rare that
what remains will explain in simple terms what you actually want to
know, and no absolute guarantee that it's correct either.


Bought a cordless screwdriver the other day


I've never seen a screwdriver that wasn't cordless.

--
Max Demian



Ian Jackson[_2_] January 30th 08 01:26 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In message , Max Demian
writes
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Roderick Stewart wrote:
I *always* read instruction manuals, but generally the standard of
clarity is utterly appalling, so I'm not surprised that many people
give up all hope of finding anything helpful in them. Even after you've
discarded the 90% or so that isn't in English or doesn't apply to the
particular model of whatever it is you've bought, it's very rare that
what remains will explain in simple terms what you actually want to
know, and no absolute guarantee that it's correct either.


Bought a cordless screwdriver the other day


I've never seen a screwdriver that wasn't cordless.

All of mine (except one, which I never use) are powerless.
--
Ian

Dave Plowman (News) January 30th 08 01:55 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In article ,
Ian Jackson wrote:
Bought a cordless screwdriver the other day


I've never seen a screwdriver that wasn't cordless.

All of mine (except one, which I never use) are powerless.


Then you need to try the new little impact one from Makita. Looks like
most other small powered ones but is in a totally different class. Great
for screwing down loads of floorboards. Because it's impact no torque
reaction to your wrist.

--
*Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.*

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Ian Jackson[_2_] January 30th 08 09:02 AM

It never ceases to amaze me...
 
In message , "Dave Plowman (News)"
writes
In article ,
Ian Jackson wrote:
Bought a cordless screwdriver the other day

I've never seen a screwdriver that wasn't cordless.

All of mine (except one, which I never use) are powerless.


Then you need to try the new little impact one from Makita. Looks like
most other small powered ones but is in a totally different class. Great
for screwing down loads of floorboards. Because it's impact no torque
reaction to your wrist.

No reaction to my wrist? That doesn't sound like fun!
--
Ian


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