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Zimmy wrote:

"Lord Turkey Cough" wrote in message

you won't be using one of those CO2 guzzlers.

If they guzzle CO2, maybe I'll get one and become CO2 neutral?

You will need to buy several to absorb the amount of gas produced by
half_wit

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Lord Turkey Cough wrote:

"Peter Hayes" wrote in message
om...
Bill Wright wrote:

Oh God, I beseech Thee! If I promise to stop being so cynical about
global
warming, will you PLEASE stop it raining!

So you'll be watching "The Great Green Smoke Screen", Channel 4, 8pm
tonight - postponed from two weeks ago...

Not on a widescreen TV I hope. If you are serious about cutting your
emissions
you won't be using one of those CO2 guzzlers.

Surely anything which 'guzzled CO2' would be good for the environment?
Like a tree?

But if you actually mean it produces more CO2 - I'd suggest you read the
labels on the back of the various types and see just how much energy they
consume. It's easy to buy a widescreen that uses less energy than a 4:3...

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Dave Plowman London SW
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Lord Turkey Cough wrote:

"Peter Hayes" wrote in message
om...
Bill Wright wrote:

Oh God, I beseech Thee! If I promise to stop being so cynical about
global
warming, will you PLEASE stop it raining!

So you'll be watching "The Great Green Smoke Screen", Channel 4, 8pm
tonight - postponed from two weeks ago...

Not on a widescreen TV I hope. If you are serious about cutting your
emissions
you won't be using one of those CO2 guzzlers.

Surely anything which 'guzzled CO2' would be good for the environment?
Like a tree?

But if you actually mean it produces more CO2 - I'd suggest you read the
labels on the back of the various types and see just how much energy they
consume. It's easy to buy a widescreen that uses less energy than a 4:3...

No it is not, not unless you are happy with a screen half the size.
Wide means waste. Wastescreen TV's cannot survive along side global warming.
Thats not a threat it is a promise.


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Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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Mike Henry wrote:

In , Paul Heslop
wrote:

Bill Wright wrote:

Oh God, I beseech Thee! If I promise to stop being so cynical about global
warming, will you PLEASE stop it raining!

Bill

and here's me loving it :O)

Indeed. My grass is *green*, in July! :-)

:O)
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Lord Turkey Cough wrote:

"Peter Hayes" wrote in message
om...
Bill Wright wrote:

Oh God, I beseech Thee! If I promise to stop being so cynical about
global
warming, will you PLEASE stop it raining!

So you'll be watching "The Great Green Smoke Screen", Channel 4, 8pm
tonight - postponed from two weeks ago...

Not on a widescreen TV I hope. If you are serious about cutting your
emissions
you won't be using one of those CO2 guzzlers.

The more CO2 they guzzle the better, I'd have thought.

The writting is on the wall for widescreen. Rejoice!!

Just because the broadcasters are screwing up widescreen data rates
doesn't invalidate the concept.

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Immunity is better than innoculation.

Peter

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"JPG" wrote in message
ups.com...
On 16 Jul, 01:57, "Bill Wright" wrote:
Oh God, I beseech Thee! If I promise to stop being so cynical about
global
warming, will you PLEASE stop it raining!

Sorry my son, I don't exist so I can't help you.

I wonder if you could you tell my followers to stop killing each
other, please.

God

Ahh, you need to loosen up a little.

Bill

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Zimmy wrote:
"Bill Wright" wrote in message
...
Oh God, I beseech Thee! If I promise to stop being so cynical about
global warming, will you PLEASE stop it raining!

Bill

With all the hosepipe bans and everything, weren't folks down south
praying for rain last year?
They're never happy!

I think Bill might object to being referred to as a Southerner!


Peter Crosland

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Peter Crosland wrote:

I think Bill might object to being referred to as a Southerner!

Why, does he object to being paid compliments? ;-)

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John.

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In article ,
Lord Turkey Cough wrote:
But if you actually mean it produces more CO2 - I'd suggest you read
the labels on the back of the various types and see just how much
energy they consume. It's easy to buy a widescreen that uses less
energy than a 4:3...

No it is not, not unless you are happy with a screen half the size.

My 45" 16:9 consumes 175 watts. That's about half my 28" 4:3 set - which
has a picture of about 1/4 of the area.

Basically, you're talking ****e.

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Dave Plowman London SW
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"John Rumm" wrote in message
...
Peter Crosland wrote:

I think Bill might object to being referred to as a Southerner!

Why, does he object to being paid compliments? ;-)

How do you spell a choking noise?

Bill