O.T. My wife...........
 

.....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?

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John the West Ham fan

O.T. My wife...........
 

"housetrained" wrote in message

....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?

Only the really scratchy horsehair ones.

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Max Demian

O.T. My wife...........
 

housetrained wrote:
....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?

Balderdash and piffle!

BugBear

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"bugbear" wrote in message
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housetrained wrote:
....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?

Balderdash and piffle!

They don't sell them anymore
Try ****rug and Fannywig

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Graham.

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"Graham" wrote in message
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"bugbear" wrote in message
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housetrained wrote:
....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?

Balderdash and piffle!

They don't sell them anymore
Try ****rug and Fannywig

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! This is not a bawdy house!

Bill

O.T. My wife...........
 

"housetrained" wrote in message
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....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?

--
John the West Ham fan



She would be better off with a Brazilian, in more ways than one :-))

Richard.

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"Hawkins" wrote in message
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"housetrained" wrote in message
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....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?

I had a girlfriend once who shaved it all off and surprised me with the
result. I couldn't go near her 'til it grew again. Can't say why, but maybe
it was something about the deep inbuilt horror of paedophia.

Bill

O.T. My wife...........
 

Bill Wright wrote:
"Graham" wrote in message
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"bugbear" wrote in message
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housetrained wrote:
....wants a Merkin. Do they sell them in Primark?
Balderdash and piffle!

They don't sell them anymore
Try ****rug and Fannywig

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! This is not a bawdy house!

Better than a Mollyhouse I tell you!

O.T. My wife...........
 

I had a girlfriend once who shaved it all off and surprised me with the
result. I couldn't go near her 'til it grew again. Can't say why, but
maybe it was something about the deep inbuilt horror of paedophia.

or fear of stubble burn.............?

O.T. My wife...........
 

"soundmix" wrote in message
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I had a girlfriend once who shaved it all off and surprised me with the
result. I couldn't go near her 'til it grew again. Can't say why, but
maybe it was something about the deep inbuilt horror of paedophia.

or fear of stubble burn.............?

Yeah, could have been that actually.

Bill