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when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? roy |
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Royc quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? roy Detune every channel on the tv. And I mean, DE-TUNE all channels. Remove any cables. i.e. satelitte, cable tv, aerial. Then no, you won't need a licence. You only need a licence if you Quote; "watch or record broadcast programmes". |
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"Royc" wrote in message k... when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? roy Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. |
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Royc wrote: when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? Will you be watching TV from some other source such as satellite? If so, you will still need a licence. -- Richard -- "Consideration shall be given to the need for as many as 32 characters in some alphabets" - X3.4, 1963. |
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^^artnada^^ wrote: when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? Detune every channel on the tv. Surely they will all be unavoidably de-tuned once the broadcasts stop? -- Richard -- "Consideration shall be given to the need for as many as 32 characters in some alphabets" - X3.4, 1963. |
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Richard Tobin quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: In article , ^^artnada^^ wrote: when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? Detune every channel on the tv. Surely they will all be unavoidably de-tuned once the broadcasts stop? -- Richard Not necessarily. If you were to let a TVL blokey in and he checked your tv, and you haven't detuned it, sometimes you can still pick up a slight signal. TVL nazi storm-trooper will then say, "you are able to receive tv broadcast programmes" and you will be busted. I have mine detuned to some european standard with secam on all 99 channels on my TV. I simply use my TV for XBox and Xbox Media Centre.# |
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^^artnada^^ wrote: If you were to let a TVL blokey in and he checked your tv, and you haven't detuned it, sometimes you can still pick up a slight signal. What would you be picking up a signal from, if they had stopped transmitting? -- Richard -- "Consideration shall be given to the need for as many as 32 characters in some alphabets" - X3.4, 1963. |
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Heracles Pollux wrote:
Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. That's "heinous", you semi-literate, malodorous, thieving little ****... |
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Pyriform quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: Heracles Pollux wrote: Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. That's "heinous", you semi-literate, malodorous, thieving little ****... Oh dear. Some has dropped thier toys out of the pram. |
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^^artnada^^ wrote:
In , Pyriform quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: Heracles Pollux wrote: Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. That's "heinous", you semi-literate, malodorous, thieving little ****... Oh dear. Some has dropped thier toys out of the pram. No, this is too easy. I really shouldn't... I won't. |
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^^artnada^^ wrote:
In , Richard Tobin quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: In article , ^^artnada^^ wrote: when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? Detune every channel on the tv. Surely they will all be unavoidably de-tuned once the broadcasts stop? -- Richard Not necessarily. If you were to let a TVL blokey in and he checked your tv, and you haven't detuned it, sometimes you can still pick up a slight signal. TVL nazi storm-trooper will then say, "you are able to receive tv broadcast programmes" and you will be busted. I have mine detuned to some european standard with secam on all 99 channels on my TV. I simply use my TV for XBox and Xbox Media Centre.# Why would you let in the blokey - they have no right of entry unless they obtain a warrant. |
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"Pyriform" wrote...
Heracles Pollux wrote: Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. That's "heinous", you semi-literate, malodorous, thieving little ****... Sigh. Wears Porcella when you knead him. Matti |
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Matti Lamprhey wrote:
"Pyriform" wrote... Heracles Pollux wrote: Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. That's "heinous", you semi-literate, malodorous, thieving little ****... Sigh. Wears Porcella when you knead him. Porcella is more of an apostrophe man, and mercifully quiet of late. I do general CARPing (CAmpaign for Real Pedantry), but only if Bollux is the miscreant - he's an arse badly in need of kicking. Any excuse will do. |
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"Pyriform" wrote in message ... Porcella is more of an apostrophe man, and mercifully quiet of late. Quite? I think you mean quiet. MESSAGE ENDS Little Pig |
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On 2006-11-28, ^^artnada^^ wrote:
In , Richard Tobin quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: Surely they will all be unavoidably de-tuned once the broadcasts stop? Not necessarily. Yes, necessarily. If you were to let a TVL blokey in and he checked your tv, and you haven't detuned it, sometimes you can still pick up a slight signal. What signal (once the broadcasts stop)? TVL nazi storm-trooper will then say, "you are able to receive tv broadcast programmes" and you will be busted. I have mine detuned to some european standard with secam on all 99 channels on my TV. I simply use my TV for XBox and Xbox Media Centre.# Once the UK broadcasts stop, you've probably got more chance of picking up a signal on some european standard. Unless we're the last to stop them... -- David Taylor |
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Linker3000 quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: ^^artnada^^ wrote: In , Richard Tobin quipped in an almost smooth criminal way: In article , ^^artnada^^ wrote: when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? Detune every channel on the tv. Surely they will all be unavoidably de-tuned once the broadcasts stop? -- Richard Not necessarily. If you were to let a TVL blokey in and he checked your tv, and you haven't detuned it, sometimes you can still pick up a slight signal. TVL nazi storm-trooper will then say, "you are able to receive tv broadcast programmes" and you will be busted. I have mine detuned to some european standard with secam on all 99 channels on my TV. I simply use my TV for XBox and Xbox Media Centre.# Why would you let in the blokey - they have no right of entry unless they obtain a warrant. Because some people do. In fact, alot of people do, that is why if you look in your local paper at the court reports you will see people being done for no licence all the time. The storm troopers are usually big burly scary looking people who intimidate and scare the said "guilty" person. |
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Pyriform wrote:
Heracles Pollux wrote: Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. That's "heinous", you semi-literate, malodorous, thieving little ****... For the amount of crap on T.V at the moment anyone who can get away with not paying I say good for them. If I thought I could get away with it I would do the same thing. |
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Royc wrote:
when the turn off the analoge transmitters, so my tv & video are then not capable of receiving tv, will i still need a tv licence? roy If you have a digital box of some sort then yes you will still need a license. I am not sure what I will do in the next few years, I will keep watching T.V until my digital box goes belly up and then I have to th8ink if it is worth while getting another box and carrying on watching T.V. I was looking at getting another TV, something like the Samsung CRT, not so much for the HD, but so I could put my other computer though it and access the net downstairs. But I again I am not sure about that either. If my digital box goes belly up, I may give up T.V, apart from my computer T.V card, stick the card in this machine up here, and record what I want, stick it on DVD and watch it downstairs. It is difficult for the T.V gestapo to prove you are using a computer T.V card, then I would not bother with a license. I know someone who already does this. |
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Bill Wright wrote:
"Pyriform" wrote in message ... Porcella is more of an apostrophe man, and mercifully quiet of late. Quite? I think you mean quiet. MESSAGE ENDS Little Pig ?!? Bill, I think you should re-read that. He spelt it correctly the first time round. |
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^^artnada^^ wrote:
Because some people do. In fact, alot of people do, that is why if you look in your local paper at the court reports you will see people being done for no licence all the time. The storm troopers are usually big burly scary looking people who intimidate and scare the said "guilty" person. He did not get in here a few years back, he came to the door and I refused to let him in, he even tried to have a peak, but I closed the inside door pretty quick. I then told him to leave, to which he said he ba back. Never heard anything for ages after that. |
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from "Matti Lamprhey" contains these words: "Pyriform" wrote... Heracles Pollux wrote: Don't answer the door and make sure a TV can't be seen. Then you have no *need* for a TV Licence, since the henious criminal offence is virtually impossible to detect without the "offender's" cooperation. That's "heinous", you semi-literate, malodorous, thieving little ****... Sigh. Wears Porcella when you knead him. That sounds disgusting. (or is it just me?:-) -- Regards, John. Please remove the "ohggcyht" before replying. The address has been munged to reject Spam-bots. |
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