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M. J. Powell October 23rd 06 10:22 PM

Have I Got News For You?
 
In message , Bill Wright
writes

"Mark Carver" wrote in message
ups.com...

Paul D.Smith wrote:
"Mark Carver" wrote in message
Sorry, I'm over 40 - what does "HIGNFY" mean?

Have I Got News For You.


Oh bother!

Off to find my cocoa and slippers!


Don't worry, I can't remember where I've left mine.


Oh God, it gets worse! last night I put my phone in my glasses case and
tried to put my glasses on charge!


A couple of months ago I put the teapot in the fridge and filled the cup
with milk.

Don't laugh, it awaits you all. If you're lucky...

Mike
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M.J.Powell

Paul Ratcliffe October 24th 06 01:24 AM

Have I Got News For You?
 
On Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:28:29 +0100, charles
wrote:

Sorry, I'm over 40 - what does "HIGNFY" mean?


Have I Got News For You.


Oh bother!

Off to find my cocoa and slippers!


You are a TOG!


I'm 43 - what's a TOG?


A state of mind! See:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/togs.shtml

Terry's (Wogan) Old Git?


Geezer.

Dave Plowman (News) October 24th 06 10:02 AM

Have I Got News For You?
 
In article ,
Paul D.Smith wrote:
It's almost as bad as "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" now
for smutty innuendo instead of real comedy.


Good grief.

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Dom Robinson October 24th 06 10:41 PM

Have I Got News For You?
 
In article ,
says...
In message , Bill Wright
writes

"Mark Carver" wrote in message
ups.com...

Paul D.Smith wrote:
"Mark Carver" wrote in message
Sorry, I'm over 40 - what does "HIGNFY" mean?

Have I Got News For You.


Oh bother!

Off to find my cocoa and slippers!

Don't worry, I can't remember where I've left mine.


Oh God, it gets worse! last night I put my phone in my glasses case and
tried to put my glasses on charge!


A couple of months ago I put the teapot in the fridge and filled the cup
with milk.


At what age is it safe to start doing things like that? I once put the
mayonnaise in the cupboard instead of the fridge and wondered why I couldn't
find it when I needed it again.

I'm 34. **** knows what I'll be like at 64 :)
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♥ Marjo Xenos loves Degni Filio ♥ November 8th 06 02:14 AM

Have I Got News For You?
 

Agamemnon wrote:
"Victor Delta" wrote in message
...
Missed the first episode of the new series - just over a week ago - with
Gordon Ramsay in the chair, I believe?

I thought I might be able to find it somewhere on the BBC website but this
doesn't appear to be the case. Can anyone suggest anywhere on the web
where I might be able to see a streamed copy etc?


Type Torrent followed by the programme you want into Google.




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