Is sky three unwatchable ? (Kylie again)
 

What if sky three does one of those on screen kylie dogs like they did
the other week or like the one they did for battlestar a while ago .

They just have:


SKY three KYLIE MINOGUE NIGHT
FROM SUNDAY 8PM


Freeview shouldn't have any on-scren junk. I've seen shopping channels with
less crap.

To Sky & advertisers: I will make a point of NEVER buying products
advertised on this channel, until you remove ALL DOGs from your Freeview
broadcasts.

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

Krustov wrote:
Not as a whole - but any new tv series they show .

What puzzles me is that the music dips down as though there should be
some voice-over to tell you what's coming up next but there is no
announcer's voice. The music then comes up to its initial volume.

Is someone not pressing a button when they should be or are all
programmes on Sky 3 sold that way so that you can make up your own
announcements ? ;-)


Richard.

--
Cust. - "Fine salmon in the rivers."
Will Hay - "Grouse on the moors."
Cust. - "Deer in the hills."
Will Hay - "Ah! but cheaper in the towns!"

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
...
Krustov wrote:
Not as a whole - but any new tv series they show .

What puzzles me is that the music dips down as though there should be some
voice-over to tell you what's coming up next but there is no announcer's
voice. The music then comes up to its initial volume.

Is someone not pressing a button when they should be or are all programmes
on Sky 3 sold that way so that you can make up your own announcements ?
;-)

Heh-Heh!, Nice one Richard.

That'll probably be in the next viewers letters section of the Sky mag
complaining " I can't hear the announcer and Have'nt a clue what is on
next, When will Sky 3 be letting us hear this"

( A nice,Safe complaint fo their letters page) ;-))

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

The Wizard wrote:
"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
...
Krustov wrote:
Not as a whole - but any new tv series they show .
What puzzles me is that the music dips down as though there should be some
voice-over to tell you what's coming up next but there is no announcer's
voice. The music then comes up to its initial volume.

Is someone not pressing a button when they should be or are all programmes
on Sky 3 sold that way so that you can make up your own announcements ?
;-)

Heh-Heh!, Nice one Richard.

That'll probably be in the next viewers letters section of the Sky mag
complaining " I can't hear the announcer and Have'nt a clue what is on
next, When will Sky 3 be letting us hear this"

( A nice,Safe complaint fo their letters page) ;-))

Sorry, I should have said "over the end credits!" At the end of Relic
Hunter (because Wayne's World's Tia Carrere makes me feel tingly -
mummy, what does this mean ?) was when I first noticed the sound ducking
and I was thinking "go on, say something. You know you want to!"

It makes me want them to go back to the early days of Channel 4 when
someone left the mic on and they could be heard walking around. Now
THAT was fun!

Richard.


--
Cust. - "Fine salmon in the rivers."
Will Hay - "Grouse on the moors."
Cust. - "Deer in the hills."
Will Hay - "Ah! but cheaper in the towns!"

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:22:30 +0100, Richard Brooks
wrote:

The Wizard wrote:
"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
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Krustov wrote:
Not as a whole - but any new tv series they show .
What puzzles me is that the music dips down as though there should be some
voice-over to tell you what's coming up next but there is no announcer's
voice. The music then comes up to its initial volume.

Is someone not pressing a button when they should be or are all programmes
on Sky 3 sold that way so that you can make up your own announcements ?
;-)

Heh-Heh!, Nice one Richard.

That'll probably be in the next viewers letters section of the Sky mag
complaining " I can't hear the announcer and Have'nt a clue what is on
next, When will Sky 3 be letting us hear this"

( A nice,Safe complaint fo their letters page) ;-))

Sorry, I should have said "over the end credits!" At the end of Relic
Hunter (because Wayne's World's Tia Carrere makes me feel tingly -

I know what you mean...
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrereSig1.jpg
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere3.jpg

http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere2.jpg
(that's me on the right, BTW).

Jerry Brown
--
A cat may look at a king
(but probably won't bother)

http://www.jwbrown.co.uk

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

Jerry Brown wrote:
On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:22:30 +0100, Richard Brooks
wrote:

The Wizard wrote:
"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
...
Krustov wrote:
Not as a whole - but any new tv series they show .
What puzzles me is that the music dips down as though there should be some
voice-over to tell you what's coming up next but there is no announcer's
voice. The music then comes up to its initial volume.

Is someone not pressing a button when they should be or are all programmes
on Sky 3 sold that way so that you can make up your own announcements ?
;-)
Heh-Heh!, Nice one Richard.

That'll probably be in the next viewers letters section of the Sky mag
complaining " I can't hear the announcer and Have'nt a clue what is on
next, When will Sky 3 be letting us hear this"

( A nice,Safe complaint fo their letters page) ;-))
Sorry, I should have said "over the end credits!" At the end of Relic
Hunter (because Wayne's World's Tia Carrere makes me feel tingly -

I know what you mean...
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrereSig1.jpg
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere3.jpg

http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere2.jpg
(that's me on the right, BTW).

Jerry Brown

That's so cool!

If I had my wits about me and met someone like that I'd like to do a
spoof set (dangerous I know) where the first frame is like yours then
there's the second picture of the shocked look on her face with her
giving me a swipe across the cheek. Next picture of her hands around my
throat looking like a shaking motion going on, then the final picture
with me on the floor curled up in reaction to her foot swung back ready
for the kill, targetting my jewels.

I'm sure that's what most of them feel like with these fan-conventions
so it would be a laugh to do something a bit different!

It would be worth the look on my mates faces as I say with glee "and
that's her ready to put the boot in!" Mustn't forget the fake collar.


Richard.

--
Cust. - "Fine salmon in the rivers."
Will Hay - "Grouse on the moors."
Cust. - "Deer in the hills."
Will Hay - "Ah! but cheaper in the towns!"

Is sky three unwatchable ? (Kylie again)
 

On Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:49:32 +0100, "Paul Taylor" no way wrote:

To Sky & advertisers: I will make a point of NEVER buying products
advertised on this channel, until you remove ALL DOGs from your Freeview
broadcasts.

Goodness. That'll show them.

--

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
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I know what you mean...
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrereSig1.jpg
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere3.jpg

http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere2.jpg
(that's me on the right, BTW).

That's so cool!

More like, that's so sad...

If I had my wits about me and met someone like that I'd like to do a spoof
set (dangerous I know) where the first frame is like yours then there's
the second picture of the shocked look on her face with her giving me a
swipe across the cheek. Next picture of her hands around my throat
looking like a shaking motion going on, then the final picture with me on
the floor curled up in reaction to her foot swung back ready for the kill,
targetting my jewels.

I'm sure that's what most of them feel like with these fan-conventions so
it would be a laugh to do something a bit different!

It would be worth the look on my mates faces as I say with glee "and
that's her ready to put the boot in!" Mustn't forget the fake collar.

And even sader...

I think the look on your mates faces would be more "get a life"...

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

loz wrote:
"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
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I know what you mean...
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrereSig1.jpg
http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere3.jpg

http://www.j-w-brown.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Celebrities/TiaCarrere2.jpg
(that's me on the right, BTW).
That's so cool!

More like, that's so sad...
[snipped]
It would be worth the look on my mates faces as I say with glee "and
that's her ready to put the boot in!" Mustn't forget the fake collar.

And even sader...

I think the look on your mates faces would be more "get a life"...

So, what's your life, Loz or is that a contracted 'los' ?


Richard.


--
Cust. - "Fine salmon in the rivers."
Will Hay - "Grouse on the moors."
Cust. - "Deer in the hills."
Will Hay - "Ah! but cheaper in the towns!"

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
...

So, what's your life, Loz or is that a contracted 'los' ?

Well it's not living in a fantasy world where I fantasize what I would do if
I met a celebrity, that's for sure...

Loz

Is sky three unwatchable ?
 

loz wrote:
"Richard Brooks" wrote in message
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So, what's your life, Loz or is that a contracted 'los' ?

Well it's not living in a fantasy world where I fantasize what I would do if
I met a celebrity, that's for sure...

Loz

One tip: try doing exhibition/tv charity work and take a ****ty stick!

That's one area of work I miss doing after all these years but it was
great fun once the travelling to the ******** called London was done.
In fact, pick the right person and they love taking part in jokes on
mates. It's so different for them than being revered, being asked when
their next film or book is coming out and they can have a rare laugh! ;-)


Richard.





--
Cust. - "Fine salmon in the rivers."
Will Hay - "Grouse on the moors."
Cust. - "Deer in the hills."
Will Hay - "Ah! but cheaper in the towns!"