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Marky P April 19th 06 11:47 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.


tony sayer April 19th 06 11:52 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , Marky P
writes
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.


Humm... Well I've a lorra theories on the way a wimmen's brain might
work, and that seems along the right lines.

I've given up advising people these days as whatever you tell 'em
they'll bugger off and do something different!..

But thats "gender neutral" as they say in new speak...
--
Tony Sayer


mark April 20th 06 12:51 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 

"Marky P" wrote in message
...
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady.


Well don't get involved, you should know what women are like.
I would tell her to go and sell the box and dish herself if she wants her
money back - SHE made the decision to have it and you helped out for free.
I wouldn't bother doing anything else for the ungrateful cow apart from
giving her the phone book.



BORG April 20th 06 01:36 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box



Bollox, it's hers tell her to sell the thing.
--

www.ratrodz.co.uk

XJ900 Trike GS850 Trike

[Rot 13 it]

Some people are like slinkys....
no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!

Dan April 20th 06 01:47 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Marky P wrote:
Bloody wimmin!


Honestly mate, she's not worth the shag.

Dan.



Virgils Ghost April 20th 06 02:00 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
"Marky P" wrote in message
...
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back!


Aha, you have experienced a mere sampler of marriage.



Frankie April 20th 06 02:07 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!


Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Bill Wright April 20th 06 02:34 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 

"Frankie" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!


Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.

I think that would be a proportionate response.

Seriously, I wouldn't entertain giving her any money back or doing anything
else for her. Marky, she's taking the ****!

Bill



BORG April 20th 06 03:52 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!


Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.



Peter when did they let you out ?
--

www.ratrodz.co.uk

XJ900 Trike GS850 Trike

[Rot 13 it]

Some people are like slinkys....
no real use but it makes you smile when they fall down stairs!

Frankie April 20th 06 04:36 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!


Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.



Peter when did they let you out ?


Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

...I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.



Tom April 20th 06 10:42 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 

"Marky P" wrote in message
...
I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).


Marky, hopefully you`ll learn from your experience. I realised a long time
ago that you are better of not wasting your time trying to help some people.
Most people are never happy and you end up on the losing end much of the
time. Most people only cling on to you as a 'useful friend' (if they think
you might be of use to them in the near future), not as a real friend. Even
when you do someone a favour, you will find that many will never repay that
favour when the tables are turned, and they are able to help you in some
way. If you ever claim to know anything about anything, you`ll have plenty
of friends hanging around....that is guaranteed. A very good friend of
mine once advised me that 'You'll always have plenty of work, whilst you
work for nowt!' There has never been a truer word spoken.....

Tips for you to ensure you dont make this mistake again:

* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply with, 'Oh
Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well off
course....

* If someone asks you about something, deny all knowledge of the subject
even if you are really clued up on the subject.

* If someone asks you to help them install something, point them in the
direction of a local company (as they are only asking you, so they can avoid
paying you anything and get the job done for nothing.)

* Never bring up any subject that might lead to them asking you for help.

* Steer clear of potential 'pain in the arses' and 'freebie seekers' (you
soon get to know who they are), if you see them coming up the street, go
inside and shut the door, curtains etc.

* Only help those who help you. To ensure you don't get shafted, let them
help you first!

* Never take on a job for 'the friend of a (so called) friend' With
promises of 'he`ll pay you' etc etc. Chances are they are after something
for nothing and you`ll end up on the losing end.

* Never assume that a job will be a quick one. A quick job usually ends up
taking hours on end, once you arrive and see what a mess you are trying to
sort out. Best bet is don't get involved in the first place.

* If you do make a mistake of getting involved with someone and doing a free
job for them, you will be forever responsible thereafter and if anything
goes wrong, it will be your phone that rings! And they will expect you to
come round and sort it out again for free!

* If you get a phone call from a 'long lost friend' after several
months/years, theres a good chance they are after something for nowt, even
though they might not immediately bring up the subject. Avoid them getting
to the real reason for calling you, by saying are just going out, etc etc.
This will usually trigger them into telling you the real reason for the call
and then you can end the call early. Suggest that you wil call them back
when you have time... : )) I don't need to say anymore on this one.....
: ))
REMEMBER: A real friend will stay in regular touch with you. If they don't
then they are not a true friend.

Stick to the above rules and you`ll find life is much nicer and people dont
put on you all the time.

If you only gain friends, through doing them 'summat for nowt' then they are
not friends.

Take my advice. The above is from personal experience. Its not worth the
hassle, give it a miss.......



Simon Dobson April 20th 06 10:49 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Marky P wrote:
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back!


You are not Littlewoods catalogue, and presumably don't have a returns
policy.

If you explained the pro's and con's of each, and she made her decision,
then she has to stand by it.

Attractive or not, you did what she asked you to.

Tell her to get stuffed (Although politely!)

V1N April 20th 06 11:42 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 

"Tom" wrote in message
...

"Marky P" wrote in message
...
I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).


Marky, hopefully you`ll learn from your experience. I realised a long
time
ago that you are better of not wasting your time trying to help some
people.
Most people are never happy and you end up on the losing end much of the
time. Most people only cling on to you as a 'useful friend' (if they
think
you might be of use to them in the near future), not as a real friend.
Even
when you do someone a favour, you will find that many will never repay
that
favour when the tables are turned, and they are able to help you in some
way. If you ever claim to know anything about anything, you`ll have
plenty
of friends hanging around....that is guaranteed. A very good friend of
mine once advised me that 'You'll always have plenty of work, whilst you
work for nowt!' There has never been a truer word spoken.....

Tips for you to ensure you dont make this mistake again:

* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply with, 'Oh
Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well off
course....

* If someone asks you about something, deny all knowledge of the subject
even if you are really clued up on the subject.

* If someone asks you to help them install something, point them in the
direction of a local company (as they are only asking you, so they can
avoid
paying you anything and get the job done for nothing.)

* Never bring up any subject that might lead to them asking you for help.

* Steer clear of potential 'pain in the arses' and 'freebie seekers' (you
soon get to know who they are), if you see them coming up the street, go
inside and shut the door, curtains etc.

* Only help those who help you. To ensure you don't get shafted, let them
help you first!

* Never take on a job for 'the friend of a (so called) friend' With
promises of 'he`ll pay you' etc etc. Chances are they are after something
for nothing and you`ll end up on the losing end.

* Never assume that a job will be a quick one. A quick job usually ends
up
taking hours on end, once you arrive and see what a mess you are trying to
sort out. Best bet is don't get involved in the first place.

* If you do make a mistake of getting involved with someone and doing a
free
job for them, you will be forever responsible thereafter and if anything
goes wrong, it will be your phone that rings! And they will expect you to
come round and sort it out again for free!

* If you get a phone call from a 'long lost friend' after several
months/years, theres a good chance they are after something for nowt, even
though they might not immediately bring up the subject. Avoid them
getting
to the real reason for calling you, by saying are just going out, etc etc.
This will usually trigger them into telling you the real reason for the
call
and then you can end the call early. Suggest that you wil call them back
when you have time... : )) I don't need to say anymore on this one.....
: ))
REMEMBER: A real friend will stay in regular touch with you. If they
don't
then they are not a true friend.

Stick to the above rules and you`ll find life is much nicer and people
dont
put on you all the time.

If you only gain friends, through doing them 'summat for nowt' then they
are
not friends.

Take my advice. The above is from personal experience. Its not worth the
hassle, give it a miss.......



That actually sums up my life!
Phone always ringing, always work to be done. All friend freebies of
course.
I've actually saved this message to remind myself not to be such a gullible
[email protected] in the future ;)
In fact, those who are worst offenders I may forward a copy of this message,
and maybe I'll get some peace.

V1N.



Paul D April 20th 06 11:45 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Marky P wrote:
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.


You say that you explained the pros and cons of each system - did you make
it clear what channels she'd get and that she'd need to pay 20 pounds (such
a massive sum!) to get the extra chanels on Freesat?

If you did then she doesn't have a leg to stand on. If she was counting on
your advice and you failed to give her that information then you are at
fault to a certain extent.

However, she is a tight bitch for not wanting to shell out 20 pounds,
ridiculous.

In any event, just walk away and break all contact. She sounds like one of
life's users and as others have said, she'll never be happy with what you
do, even when you do it for free.



tony sayer April 20th 06 11:56 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , Paul D
writes
Marky P wrote:
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.


You say that you explained the pros and cons of each system - did you make
it clear what channels she'd get and that she'd need to pay 20 pounds (such
a massive sum!) to get the extra chanels on Freesat?

If you did then she doesn't have a leg to stand on. If she was counting on
your advice and you failed to give her that information then you are at
fault to a certain extent.

However, she is a tight bitch for not wanting to shell out 20 pounds,
ridiculous.

In any event, just walk away and break all contact. She sounds like one of
life's users and as others have said, she'll never be happy with what you
do, even when you do it for free.


On reflection..One wonders if Marky had an ulterior motive in all this?.

Can we have a piccy of her to decide for ourselves on how much sympathy
to apply;-??.......
--
Tony Sayer


Hawkins April 20th 06 12:53 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 

"Marky P" wrote in message
...
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.

If you want to stay in contact this Totty your best bet would be to turn off
your righteous male indignation and anger. Then approach her and reveal your
feminine side. Tell her how her rejection of the box has made you FEEL. The
hurt deep down inside and the sense of personal rejection. They love it,
emotions are bread and butter to them, whilst us chaps always keep them
hidden.
Go on give it a go She will be like putty in your hands. She may even come
across,with the extra £20, of course. :-))

Richard.



Marky P April 20th 06 12:56 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:42:31 +0100, "Tom" wrote:



* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply with, 'Oh
Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well off
course....


The thing here is, I didn't! It was my brother who told her I knew
everything about digital tv, aerials etc & could help her out :-(

Marky P.


Marky P April 20th 06 12:58 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:56:06 +0100, tony sayer
wrote:

In article , Paul D
writes
Marky P wrote:
Dunno if anyone here remembers, but a few weeks ago, I talked about
installing either Freeview or Freesat for a rather attractive young
lady. Anyway, common opinion here was that the Freesat option was
probably the best idea & I told her the pros & cons of both systems &
she opted for the Freesat option. I got her a box off ebay for £35
all in (price included p&p) & installed it & all was well. Anyway,
she now says she is unhappy as she doesn't get all the stations she
thought she would & wants her money back! She hasn't bothered getting
the free to view card from Sky as she thinks the £20 it costs for 5
extra channels ain't cheap. So now I've got to give her the money
back & hope to re-sell the box & not lose out (which I probably will).
It doesn't help that she is a massive fan of E4 & can't get that on
Freesat without subscribing, & she won't subscribe. I can't help but
think that she was talked into this position by my brother's ex-wife
(her best friend) who is a bloody pain in the arse. OK, I can install
Freeview for her (which will cost more than Freesat plus the viewing
card) but I can't guarantee a picture as she lives in a fringe area.
I made no money out of getting a Sat box, but I don't think she
believes me. Bloody wimmin!

Marky P.


You say that you explained the pros and cons of each system - did you make
it clear what channels she'd get and that she'd need to pay 20 pounds (such
a massive sum!) to get the extra chanels on Freesat?

If you did then she doesn't have a leg to stand on. If she was counting on
your advice and you failed to give her that information then you are at
fault to a certain extent.

However, she is a tight bitch for not wanting to shell out 20 pounds,
ridiculous.

In any event, just walk away and break all contact. She sounds like one of
life's users and as others have said, she'll never be happy with what you
do, even when you do it for free.


On reflection..One wonders if Marky had an ulterior motive in all this?.

Can we have a piccy of her to decide for ourselves on how much sympathy
to apply;-??.......


I'll see what I can do ;-)

Marky P.


Marky P April 20th 06 01:01 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:45:45 GMT, "Paul D" wrote:



If you did then she doesn't have a leg to stand on. If she was counting on
your advice and you failed to give her that information then you are at
fault to a certain extent.



The one thing I must admit fault with is that I thought you could get
E4 on Freesat, which is her favourite channel, but you can't. I'm
seeing my brother tonight, who knows her better than I do, and see if
we can sort something out.

Marky P.


Sanddancer April 20th 06 04:56 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
On reflection..One wonders if Marky had an ulterior motive in all this?.

Can we have a piccy of her to decide for ourselves on how much sympathy
to apply;-??.......


She must be a cheap date. ;o)

Adrian C April 20th 06 08:17 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Hawkins wrote:
If you want to stay in contact this Totty your best bet would be to turn off
your righteous male indignation and anger. Then approach her and reveal your
feminine side. Tell her how her rejection of the box has made you FEEL. The
hurt deep down inside and the sense of personal rejection. They love it,
emotions are bread and butter to them, whilst us chaps always keep them
hidden.
Go on give it a go She will be like putty in your hands. She may even come
across,with the extra £20, of course. :-))

Richard.


Waste of time and will put the OP in more danger. The "issue" of the
extra £20 is a good warning of more unreasonables in the future. Don't
go there no matter what she looks like....

BTW Is she blonde? :-)

--
Adrian C

Dave Spam April 21st 06 12:18 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Marky P wrote:
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:42:31 +0100, "Tom" wrote:



* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply with, 'Oh
Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well off
course....



The thing here is, I didn't! It was my brother who told her I knew
everything about digital tv, aerials etc & could help her out :-(

Marky P.

This is exactly why I charge people for the work I do. Only a small
handfull of close friends get helped, EVERYONE else gets charged.
It's amazing that since I started doing it all the pain in the arse jobs
dissapeared! A near neibour(major PITA) was the worst offender until I
started insisting on payment.
Dave

Tony April 21st 06 09:45 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
At 20 Apr 2006 23:18:46 +0100 Dave Spam wrote:
Marky P wrote:
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:42:31 +0100, "Tom" wrote:



* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply

with, 'Oh
Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well

off
course....



The thing here is, I didn't! It was my brother who told her I knew
everything about digital tv, aerials etc & could help her out :-(

Marky P.

This is exactly why I charge people for the work I do. Only a small

handfull of close friends get helped, EVERYONE else gets charged.
It's amazing that since I started doing it all the pain in the arse

jobs dissapeared! A near neibour(major PITA) was the worst offender until
I started insisting on payment.
Dave


As soon as they realise that you're not a free lunch they soon bugger
off.....

Dave Spam April 21st 06 10:04 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Tony wrote:
At 20 Apr 2006 23:18:46 +0100 Dave Spam wrote:

Marky P wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:42:31 +0100, "Tom" wrote:




* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply


with, 'Oh

Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well


off

course....



The thing here is, I didn't! It was my brother who told her I knew
everything about digital tv, aerials etc & could help her out :-(

Marky P.


This is exactly why I charge people for the work I do. Only a small


handfull of close friends get helped, EVERYONE else gets charged.

It's amazing that since I started doing it all the pain in the arse


jobs dissapeared! A near neibour(major PITA) was the worst offender until
I started insisting on payment.

Dave



As soon as they realise that you're not a free lunch they soon bugger
off.....

Correct. I learnt that quite a few years ago.
I would easily qualify as a "Grumpy Old Man"
Dave

Dom Robinson April 24th 06 06:07 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article ,
says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.



Peter when did they let you out ?


Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.
--

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tony sayer April 24th 06 09:01 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,
says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?


Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........
--
Tony Sayer


Dom Robinson April 25th 06 11:19 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , says...
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,

says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.


He's not right, but you are about the way you describe them there.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........


All any man needs to do is find the right woman who suits his needs and
circumtances. And it's the hardest thing in the world to do.
--

Dom Robinson Gamertag: DVDfever email: dom at dvdfever dot co dot uk
/*
http://DVDfever.co.uk (editor)
/* 1095 DVDs, 323 games, 227 CDs, 108 cinema films, 34 concerts, videos & news
/* pursuit force (psp), the storys, wallace & gromit, broken flowers, 24 game

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Max Demian April 25th 06 11:56 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
"Frankie" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?


Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.


I though you had to keep them "well ****ed and poorly shod".

But what do I know?

The *ideal* sexual partner is one you can eat afterwards.

Too bad I'm not too fond of liver.

--
Max Demian



tony sayer April 26th 06 07:22 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article , says...
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,

says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.


He's not right, but you are about the way you describe them there.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........


All any man needs to do is find the right woman who suits his needs and
circumtances. And it's the hardest thing in the world to do.


Hardest?.. Nigh on impossible;-!.....

--
Tony Sayer


ChrisM April 26th 06 10:47 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,
says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........
--
Tony Sayer


Maybe so, but NO woman WANTS to have the s*** kicked out of her to the
extent she is unable to walk to a year!!
I so hope the guy that wrote that was joking...



tony sayer April 26th 06 11:26 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , ChrisM [email protected]
deyahoo.com writes
"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,
says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........
--
Tony Sayer


Maybe so, but NO woman WANTS to have the s*** kicked out of her to the
extent she is unable to walk to a year!!
I so hope the guy that wrote that was joking...


Ah! Just noticed that part of the thread. No of course not, though its
amazing the number of women around in abusive relationships who stay
with the abuser and that includes ones who aren't even married or living
together!......

--
Tony Sayer



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