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Adrian C April 20th 06 08:17 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Hawkins wrote:
If you want to stay in contact this Totty your best bet would be to turn off
your righteous male indignation and anger. Then approach her and reveal your
feminine side. Tell her how her rejection of the box has made you FEEL. The
hurt deep down inside and the sense of personal rejection. They love it,
emotions are bread and butter to them, whilst us chaps always keep them
hidden.
Go on give it a go She will be like putty in your hands. She may even come
across,with the extra £20, of course. :-))

Richard.


Waste of time and will put the OP in more danger. The "issue" of the
extra £20 is a good warning of more unreasonables in the future. Don't
go there no matter what she looks like....

BTW Is she blonde? :-)

--
Adrian C

Dave Spam April 21st 06 12:18 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Marky P wrote:
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:42:31 +0100, "Tom" wrote:



* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply with, 'Oh
Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well off
course....



The thing here is, I didn't! It was my brother who told her I knew
everything about digital tv, aerials etc & could help her out :-(

Marky P.

This is exactly why I charge people for the work I do. Only a small
handfull of close friends get helped, EVERYONE else gets charged.
It's amazing that since I started doing it all the pain in the arse jobs
dissapeared! A near neibour(major PITA) was the worst offender until I
started insisting on payment.
Dave

Tony April 21st 06 09:45 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
At 20 Apr 2006 23:18:46 +0100 Dave Spam wrote:
Marky P wrote:
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:42:31 +0100, "Tom" wrote:



* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply

with, 'Oh
Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well

off
course....



The thing here is, I didn't! It was my brother who told her I knew
everything about digital tv, aerials etc & could help her out :-(

Marky P.

This is exactly why I charge people for the work I do. Only a small

handfull of close friends get helped, EVERYONE else gets charged.
It's amazing that since I started doing it all the pain in the arse

jobs dissapeared! A near neibour(major PITA) was the worst offender until
I started insisting on payment.
Dave


As soon as they realise that you're not a free lunch they soon bugger
off.....

Dave Spam April 21st 06 10:04 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
Tony wrote:
At 20 Apr 2006 23:18:46 +0100 Dave Spam wrote:

Marky P wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:42:31 +0100, "Tom" wrote:




* Never admit to anyone your knowledge of anything, always reply


with, 'Oh

Ive no idea' or similar... That throws potential freebie seekers well


off

course....



The thing here is, I didn't! It was my brother who told her I knew
everything about digital tv, aerials etc & could help her out :-(

Marky P.


This is exactly why I charge people for the work I do. Only a small


handfull of close friends get helped, EVERYONE else gets charged.

It's amazing that since I started doing it all the pain in the arse


jobs dissapeared! A near neibour(major PITA) was the worst offender until
I started insisting on payment.

Dave



As soon as they realise that you're not a free lunch they soon bugger
off.....

Correct. I learnt that quite a few years ago.
I would easily qualify as a "Grumpy Old Man"
Dave

Dom Robinson April 24th 06 06:07 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article ,
says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.



Peter when did they let you out ?


Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.
--

Dom Robinson Gamertag: DVDfever email: dom at dvdfever dot co dot uk
/*
http://DVDfever.co.uk (editor)
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tony sayer April 24th 06 09:01 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,
says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?


Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........
--
Tony Sayer


Dom Robinson April 25th 06 11:19 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , says...
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,

says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.


He's not right, but you are about the way you describe them there.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........


All any man needs to do is find the right woman who suits his needs and
circumtances. And it's the hardest thing in the world to do.
--

Dom Robinson Gamertag: DVDfever email: dom at dvdfever dot co dot uk
/*
http://DVDfever.co.uk (editor)
/* 1095 DVDs, 323 games, 227 CDs, 108 cinema films, 34 concerts, videos & news
/* pursuit force (psp), the storys, wallace & gromit, broken flowers, 24 game

Join the DVDfever.co.uk forum - http://dvdfever.co.uk/phpbb2
New music charts - http://dvdfever.co.uk/music.shtml

Max Demian April 25th 06 11:56 PM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
"Frankie" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?


Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.


I though you had to keep them "well ****ed and poorly shod".

But what do I know?

The *ideal* sexual partner is one you can eat afterwards.

Too bad I'm not too fond of liver.

--
Max Demian



tony sayer April 26th 06 07:22 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article , says...
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,

says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.


He's not right, but you are about the way you describe them there.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........


All any man needs to do is find the right woman who suits his needs and
circumtances. And it's the hardest thing in the world to do.


Hardest?.. Nigh on impossible;-!.....

--
Tony Sayer


ChrisM April 26th 06 10:47 AM

I'm bloody annoyed :-(
 
"tony sayer" wrote in message
...
In article , Dom Robinson
writes
In article ,
says...
On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:52:44 +0100, BORG wrote:

On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:07:20 +0100, Frankie wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:47:29 GMT, Marky P
wrote:

Bloody wimmin!

Just stab the ****ing whore bitch in the head with a rusty screwdriver
and then bite her nipples off.


Peter when did they let you out ?

Honestly, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is *so* true.

A couple of years ago my girlfriend started chatting online with some
other guy behind my back. So...

..I broke her jaw & cheek bone and knocked two of her teeth out before
breaking her back so badly it took 12 months before she could walk again
unaided.

She still tells me she loves me, and she's *never* looked at another man
since..

In my experience most, if not all, women desire to be treated like that
because it shows them you're a MAN.

Just the fact that you THINK such things makes you a danger to humanity.


No he's right. What wimmen say and what they really mean, and want, are
poles apart, and defy reasoning logic.

But whatever they say about new men and all that claptrap, what they
really want is for a man to behave like a man should, and not as a wimp
or a cissy or needy........
--
Tony Sayer


Maybe so, but NO woman WANTS to have the s*** kicked out of her to the
extent she is unable to walk to a year!!
I so hope the guy that wrote that was joking...




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