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Bird flu arrives in the UK
Andrew Cox wrote: Even so, what's the betting that they will be a Bird Flu Czar by the end of the week, to run the War On Bird Flu? If only birds had ID cards, we'd know which one's were sick. Probably not - I think there'll be a dual strand approach; outwardly lots of spin to demonstrate that they are in control (yeah, right!) but in reality, they'll be taking no practical measures. After all, the less money the Treasury spends on prevention means there's more to go round on pensions for the survivors! :) -- Andy |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
In uk.tech.digital-tv Andrew Cox wrote:
On Wed, 05 Apr 2006 23:39:51 +0100, John Cartmell wrote: snip It's just as wrong there as here. What chances do you think you have of catching bird flu if you don't live with birds in your house and slaughter them on the kitchen table with no regard to normal standards of hygiene? Hint: No chance or as near makes no difference. And you cannot have vaccine for the human version until the human version of the flu actually exists. Even so, what's the betting that they will be a Bird Flu Czar by the end of the week, to run the War On Bird Flu? If only birds had ID cards, we'd know which one's were sick. Not to mention, the DEFRA chief coming on TV next week, to apologise for the mistaken mass killing of everyone in the Sudbury Birds Custard factory. |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
In message , Andrew Cox
writes Best to avoid Swan Vesta Curries, though. Are they the really hot ones? -- bof at bof dot me dot uk |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
Andrew Cox wrote:
|| On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:20:44 +0100, Tone wrote: || || snip ||| ||| And look on the bright side. ||| The price of Chickens for your dinner will go way down. || || Best to avoid Swan Vesta Curries, though. || Don't make 'light' of it, if the disease mutates it might turn out to be our swansong! || || -- || Well it started out exciting || But it ended up ho hum |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
"John Cartmell" wrote in message ... In article , The People's Champion. wrote: All the big interests are against finding this disease. And presumably the Americans didn't land on the Moon, 911 is a CIA plot, and Tony Blair is Lord Lucan. I doubt you will be scoffing when you are gasping for breath. -- John Cartmell [email protected] followed by finnybank.com 0845 006 8822 Qercus magazine FAX +44 (0)8700-519-527 www.finnybank.com Qercus - the best guide to RISC OS computing |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
In article , The People's Champion.
wrote: "John Cartmell" wrote in message ... In article , The People's Champion. wrote: All the big interests are against finding this disease. And presumably the Americans didn't land on the Moon, 911 is a CIA plot, and Tony Blair is Lord Lucan. I doubt you will be scoffing when you are gasping for breath. Like all the scientists involved I am very scared of the potentialities of bird flu mutated to a human form. Irrelevant scare stories don't help you prepare for the real thing. -- John Cartmell [email protected] followed by finnybank.com 0845 006 8822 Qercus magazine FAX +44 (0)8700-519-527 www.finnybank.com Qercus - the best guide to RISC OS computing |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
"John Cartmell" wrote in message ... In article , The People's Champion. wrote: "John Cartmell" wrote in message ... In article , The People's Champion. wrote: All the big interests are against finding this disease. And presumably the Americans didn't land on the Moon, 911 is a CIA plot, and Tony Blair is Lord Lucan. I doubt you will be scoffing when you are gasping for breath. Like all the scientists involved I am very scared of the potentialities of bird flu mutated to a human form. Irrelevant scare stories don't help you prepare for the real thing. However it is not an irrelevant "scare story", there is a very real and grave danger which is not helped by the foolish behaviour of the government which puts profits before lives. Their main message, that it is safe to eat cooked chicken and eggs is folly. The bird you are preparing, or the egg you are cracking may already be infected with bird flu so you are handling the flesh and fluids of an infected bird. But that is a risk you *must* take otherwise the directors of your local supermarket might miss their annuall bonus. Ask yourself one question, have you seen Blair, a member of the RSPB, a member of the farmers union, or a supermarket barron *handling* a raw egg or raw chicken yet? I haven't which is a surprise. This bird was found a *week* ago. -- John Cartmell [email protected] followed by finnybank.com 0845 006 8822 Qercus magazine FAX +44 (0)8700-519-527 www.finnybank.com Qercus - the best guide to RISC OS computing |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
In article , The People's Champion.
wrote: "John Cartmell" wrote in message ... In article , The People's Champion. wrote: "John Cartmell" wrote in message ... In article , The People's Champion. wrote: All the big interests are against finding this disease. And presumably the Americans didn't land on the Moon, 911 is a CIA plot, and Tony Blair is Lord Lucan. I doubt you will be scoffing when you are gasping for breath. Like all the scientists involved I am very scared of the potentialities of bird flu mutated to a human form. Irrelevant scare stories don't help you prepare for the real thing. However it is not an irrelevant "scare story", there is a very real and grave danger which is not helped by the foolish behaviour of the government which puts profits before lives. What is the real danger that you perceive? Their main message, that it is safe to eat cooked chicken and eggs is folly. Evidence? The bird you are preparing, or the egg you are cracking may already be infected with bird flu so you are handling the flesh and fluids of an infected bird. But that is a risk you *must* take otherwise the directors of your local supermarket might miss their annuall bonus. No problem. If that's your fear then turn vegan now. Now tell me of one person that has been made ill of bird flu through eating eggs or flesh - or through handling the animals in a way normal and expected in this country. Ask yourself one question, have you seen Blair, a member of the RSPB, a member of the farmers union, or a supermarket barron *handling* a raw egg or raw chicken yet? Yes. I haven't which is a surprise. !! This bird was found a *week* ago. I think there are details of this that is yet to be clarified - but it doesn't make your silly scare story any more relevant. NB Do be afraid of the way birds are handled in places like Turkey, SE Asia, - or worst South China. That's where there is the likeliest chance of a mutation that will cross to humans and that - probably after the Chinese New Year holiday - is where it will escape into the world. Then implement your plans to cut yourself off from the rest of the world for 3 - 24 months. :-(( -- John Cartmell [email protected] followed by finnybank.com 0845 006 8822 Qercus magazine FAX +44 (0)8700-519-527 www.finnybank.com Qercus - the best guide to RISC OS computing -- John Cartmell [email protected] followed by finnybank.com 0845 006 8822 Qercus magazine FAX +44 (0)8700-519-527 www.finnybank.com Qercus - the best guide to RISC OS computing |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
Ask yourself one question, have you seen Blair, a member of the RSPB, a
member of the farmers union, or a supermarket barron *handling* a raw egg or raw chicken yet? Yes. Please supply the link. |
Bird flu arrives in the UK
In article ,
The People's Champion. wrote: Ask yourself one question, have you seen Blair, a member of the RSPB, a member of the farmers union, or a supermarket barron *handling* a raw egg or raw chicken yet? Yes. Please supply the link. You'll have to take my word that I saw a member of the RSPB make an omelette last night. -- John Cartmell [email protected] followed by finnybank.com 0845 006 8822 Qercus magazine FAX +44 (0)8700-519-527 www.finnybank.com Qercus - the best guide to RISC OS computing |
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