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Marky P July 26th 05 10:35 PM

I'm moving home :-)
 
Hi,

Finally, at 33 I'm moving out of the family home & into a little one
bedroom flat. Been on the housing register for 18 months & now
they've come up with a lovely little ground floor flat in a very rural
location in north east Bedfordshire (just off the A1 near St. Neots).
I can't get into the place yet, but I've looked at the outside.
There's no roof aerials, but there is a co-ax socket in the lounge so
I'm assuming the aerial is in the loft. I'm hoping it will be
suitable for DTT reception. If not, I wonder if the council will let
me put a decent aerial in the loft? Dunno what their rules are here.
Then there's my DAB & FM aerials too! Still, have to wait & see I
suppose. I'll keep you all updated, whether you're interested or not
:-)

Marky P.


Ivan July 26th 05 11:30 PM


"Marky P" wrote in message
...
Hi,

Finally, at 33 I'm moving out of the family home & into a little one
bedroom flat. Been on the housing register for 18 months & now
they've come up with a lovely little ground floor flat in a very rural
location in north east Bedfordshire (just off the A1 near St. Neots).
I can't get into the place yet, but I've looked at the outside.
There's no roof aerials, but there is a co-ax socket in the lounge so
I'm assuming the aerial is in the loft. I'm hoping it will be
suitable for DTT reception. If not, I wonder if the council will let
me put a decent aerial in the loft? Dunno what their rules are here.
Then there's my DAB & FM aerials too! Still, have to wait & see I
suppose. I'll keep you all updated, whether you're interested or not
:-)

Well Marky if any of your previous correspondence is anything to go on, then
we can all hazard a guess that within a week of you moving in, the roofline
of your new abode will resemble something like Goonhilly Down!


Marky P.




John Porcella July 27th 05 02:27 AM


"Marky P" wrote in message
...
Hi,

Finally, at 33 I'm moving out of the family home


I am 41 and still stuck! 8-(

& into a little one
bedroom flat. Been on the housing register for 18 months


I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since 1988.
I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that time, and
yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in the
City of Westminster.

& now
they've come up with a lovely little ground floor flat in a very rural
location in north east Bedfordshire (just off the A1 near St. Neots).
I can't get into the place yet, but I've looked at the outside.
There's no roof aerials, but there is a co-ax socket in the lounge so
I'm assuming the aerial is in the loft. I'm hoping it will be
suitable for DTT reception. If not, I wonder if the council will let
me put a decent aerial in the loft?


If you are paying rent on the flat then I cannot see why they should object
for your improvements. Why don't you ask them to improve the system if you
are not happy.


--
MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella



Ivan July 27th 05 05:37 PM


"John Porcella" wrote in message
...

"Marky P" wrote in message
...



I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since

1988.
I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that time,

and
yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in the
City of Westminster.

They do say that in cases such as yours, a small bottle of walnut oil and
some limited fragmented English can usually work wonders.


MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella





Dave Fawthrop July 27th 05 06:17 PM

On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 16:37:31 +0100, "Ivan"
wrote:

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| "John Porcella" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Marky P" wrote in message
| ...
|
|
| I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since
| 1988.
| I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that time,
| and
| yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in the
| City of Westminster.
|
| They do say that in cases such as yours, a small bottle of walnut oil and
| some limited fragmented English can usually work wonders.

Surely a signed agreement to always vote *Conservative* will be effective.
Any hint of Labour support will leave you on the waiting list for 70 years.

--
Dave Fawthrop dave hyphenologist co uk In Case of Emergency
Store the word "ICE" in your mobile phone address book, and
against it enter the number of the person you would want to be
contacted "In Case of Emergency". http://tinyurl.com/79lz9

Marky P July 28th 05 12:07 AM

On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 00:27:45 +0000 (UTC), "John Porcella"
wrote:


"Marky P" wrote in message
.. .
Hi,

Finally, at 33 I'm moving out of the family home


I am 41 and still stuck! 8-(

& into a little one
bedroom flat. Been on the housing register for 18 months


I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since 1988.
I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that time, and
yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in the
City of Westminster.


Well, I'm bloody shocked myself! I have 11 points which is considered
low priority, then out of nowhere comes a phone call asking if I
minded living out in the sticks as those places are hard to shift.
I've been up there to look at it from the outside & it's very nice. I
peeked through the window, & they're still working on it. Just put a
new marble kitchen work top in :-)

If you are paying rent on the flat then I cannot see why they should object
for your improvements. Why don't you ask them to improve the system if you
are not happy.


Won't know what it's like 'til I move in. And don't you worry, if the
aerial's not up to it, they will know!

Marky P.


John Porcella July 28th 05 12:36 AM


"Ivan" wrote in message
...

"John Porcella" wrote in message
...

"Marky P" wrote in message
...



I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since

1988.
I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that time,

and
yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in

the
City of Westminster.

They do say that in cases such as yours, a small bottle of walnut oil and
some limited fragmented English can usually work wonders.


Naughty!

I asked them why I had not been offered a flat to rent ever. The official
asked if I had children, which I do not, or any serious illness, no to that
too, and did I have a bedroom to myself, which I do; she told me I had no
chance and that they had not housed somebody in that state for many years.
So, if I become a fornicator, feign illness and manage to become homeless I
might just stand a chance!


--
MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella



John Porcella July 28th 05 12:38 AM


"Dave Fawthrop" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 16:37:31 +0100, "Ivan"
wrote:

|
| "John Porcella" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Marky P" wrote in message
| ...
|
|
| I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since
| 1988.
| I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that

time,
| and
| yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in

the
| City of Westminster.
|
| They do say that in cases such as yours, a small bottle of walnut oil

and
| some limited fragmented English can usually work wonders.

Surely a signed agreement to always vote *Conservative* will be effective.
Any hint of Labour support will leave you on the waiting list for 70

years.

Is Party membership sufficient? 8-)


--
MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella



John Porcella July 28th 05 12:38 AM


"Marky P" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 00:27:45 +0000 (UTC), "John Porcella"
wrote:


"Marky P" wrote in message
.. .
Hi,

Finally, at 33 I'm moving out of the family home


I am 41 and still stuck! 8-(

& into a little one
bedroom flat. Been on the housing register for 18 months


I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since

1988.
I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that time,

and
yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in

the
City of Westminster.


Well, I'm bloody shocked myself! I have 11 points which is considered
low priority, then out of nowhere comes a phone call asking if I
minded living out in the sticks as those places are hard to shift.
I've been up there to look at it from the outside & it's very nice. I
peeked through the window, & they're still working on it. Just put a
new marble kitchen work top in :-)


Marble-effect, surely?



If you are paying rent on the flat then I cannot see why they should

object
for your improvements. Why don't you ask them to improve the system if

you
are not happy.


Won't know what it's like 'til I move in. And don't you worry, if the
aerial's not up to it, they will know!


Good for you!


--
MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella



JohnT July 28th 05 09:30 AM


"John Porcella" wrote in message
...

"Ivan" wrote in message
...

"John Porcella" wrote in message
...

"Marky P" wrote in message
...



I have been on my local authority's council housing waiting list since

1988.
I have never been invited to see/take up a property in all of that
time,

and
yes, I am still on the list. Seems like too many folk want to live in

the
City of Westminster.

They do say that in cases such as yours, a small bottle of walnut oil and
some limited fragmented English can usually work wonders.


Naughty!

I asked them why I had not been offered a flat to rent ever. The official
asked if I had children, which I do not, or any serious illness, no to
that
too, and did I have a bedroom to myself, which I do; she told me I had no
chance and that they had not housed somebody in that state for many years.
So, if I become a fornicator, feign illness and manage to become homeless
I
might just stand a chance!


Why not tell them, truthfully, that you suffer from pedantry and that it is
incurable and degenerative. They won't have a clue what you are talking
about but in a flash you will be transmuted from Nelson Mendela dwellings to
the Dame Shirley Porter Penthouse Apartments.

HTH.

JohnT




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