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Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Bill

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Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Bill


Jesus christ Bill thats poor.

/shakes head in disbelief

"Mike O'Sullivan" wrote in message
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Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Dave Allen, 1974?

Sounds a bit technical for TV.

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Max Demian

On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 08:37:11 +0000, Mike O'Sullivan
wrote:

wrote:
Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Bill

Dave Allen, 1974?

Little and Large, same date, I think.



Tim

Jesus christ Bill thats poor.

/shakes head in disbelief

I just love crap jokes.

Bill

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Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Bill


Jesus christ Bill thats poor.

/shakes head in disbelief


OK then...

Two TV aerials stared at each other over the rooftops day after day and
eventually fell in lurve.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was fantastic;)
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Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Bill

Hello,

WOW, so funny, haven't laughed so much for ages.

On 19 Mar 2005 20:07:09 -0800, wrote:

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Ouch - in much the same vein:

Two strings walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The first string says, "I'll have a beer.quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s
d#f67howe%^Ur89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

The second says, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."


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Mike O'Sullivan wrote:

wrote:
Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!'
The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm
positive.'

Bill

Dave Allen, 1974?

Try here
http://www.webelements.com/webelemen...xt/Na/key.html

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