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Rigger's Diary - cowboys (part 2)
As promised here is the sequel. I took the old girl a nice Panasonic Freeview
box and spent over half an hour trying to show her how to work it. She was keen to learn and I think she'll be OK. She was astonished and delighted that she would be able to get BBC4. She was under the impression that it was only available on satellite. Her TV set is an elderly Hitachi and it didn't recognise the pin 8 signal or the auto widescreen signal. There was no chance of showing her how to change the Panasonic from 16:9 to 4:3 and vice versa, so I left it set for 4:3. This meant that widescreen programmes were streched vertically, but I don't think it will bother her. As it happens I know her son-in-law so I'll ring him tonight and mention the problem. The Hitachi needs a press of the AV button every time the new box is switched on as well, and this was quite a hurdle during the 'lesson'. I tuned the VCR in and it emerged that she had never used the VCR since her husband's death simply because she couldn't figure it out. This had been a real nuisance to her, but I'm not sure that the VCR lesson, following immediately after the DTT lesson, went home. Interestingly, the RGB picture from the new box was very much better than the analogue reception. The difference was striking. This was purely to do with the TV set, as the analogue signal was OK. This tale might add something -- I'm not sure what -- to the discussions in this august journal about the phasing out of analogue TV. When I removed the old cable that fed the second set I found that Mr Oldham had left me a lovely exhibit for the Rogues' Gallery. The cable had been joined using belling plugs and a line connector. The joint was roughly wrapped with tape and since the cable ran along the inside of the gutter it was under water! An excellent photograph! Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
Bill wrote:
Her TV set is an elderly Hitachi and it didn't recognise the pin 8 signal or the auto widescreen signal. There was no chance of showing her how to change the Panasonic from 16:9 to 4:3 and vice versa, so I left it set for 4:3. This meant that widescreen programmes were streched vertically, but I don't think it will bother her. As it happens I know her son-in-law so I'll ring him tonight and mention the problem. Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would solve her problem. |
Bill wrote:
Her TV set is an elderly Hitachi and it didn't recognise the pin 8 signal or the auto widescreen signal. There was no chance of showing her how to change the Panasonic from 16:9 to 4:3 and vice versa, so I left it set for 4:3. This meant that widescreen programmes were streched vertically, but I don't think it will bother her. As it happens I know her son-in-law so I'll ring him tonight and mention the problem. Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would solve her problem. |
Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would
solve her problem. Well I tried all permutations and nothing seemed to give correct aspect ratio on both widescreen and 4:3 broadcasts. Maybe I missed something. I must admit it was Friday afternoon. Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would
solve her problem. Well I tried all permutations and nothing seemed to give correct aspect ratio on both widescreen and 4:3 broadcasts. Maybe I missed something. I must admit it was Friday afternoon. Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
"Bill" wrote in message
... When I removed the old cable that fed the second set I found that Mr Oldham had left me a lovely exhibit for the Rogues' Gallery. The cable had been joined using belling plugs and a line connector. The joint was roughly wrapped with tape and since the cable ran along the inside of the gutter it was under water! An excellent photograph! When I moved into my shiny brand new house in October I had Telewest come and deliver the internet to the house - Thats right the whole lot on a huge hard drive :) Anyway, the guy lifted the small hatch the builders had made in the floor to split the incomming cable (cable was fitted by the builders into the living room). Once opened the coax cable had been joined with "chocolate blocks" bent back on it's self and "insulated" with tape! The TW guy had a fit and took it away to show his boss.... -- Craig |
"Bill" wrote in message
... When I removed the old cable that fed the second set I found that Mr Oldham had left me a lovely exhibit for the Rogues' Gallery. The cable had been joined using belling plugs and a line connector. The joint was roughly wrapped with tape and since the cable ran along the inside of the gutter it was under water! An excellent photograph! When I moved into my shiny brand new house in October I had Telewest come and deliver the internet to the house - Thats right the whole lot on a huge hard drive :) Anyway, the guy lifted the small hatch the builders had made in the floor to split the incomming cable (cable was fitted by the builders into the living room). Once opened the coax cable had been joined with "chocolate blocks" bent back on it's self and "insulated" with tape! The TW guy had a fit and took it away to show his boss.... -- Craig |
Anyway, the guy lifted the small hatch the builders had made in the floor
to split the incomming cable (cable was fitted by the builders into the living room). Once opened the coax cable had been joined with "chocolate blocks" bent back on it's self and "insulated" with tape! The TW guy had a fit and took it away to show his boss.... But surely that makes an excellent splitter if you wrap it with tin foil and ensure the outer braid is touching it.......???? ;) |
Anyway, the guy lifted the small hatch the builders had made in the floor
to split the incomming cable (cable was fitted by the builders into the living room). Once opened the coax cable had been joined with "chocolate blocks" bent back on it's self and "insulated" with tape! The TW guy had a fit and took it away to show his boss.... But surely that makes an excellent splitter if you wrap it with tin foil and ensure the outer braid is touching it.......???? ;) |
"Bill" wrote in message ... Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would solve her problem. Well I tried all permutations and nothing seemed to give correct aspect ratio on both widescreen and 4:3 broadcasts. Maybe I missed something. I must admit it was Friday afternoon. Never buy a Friday afternoon aerial from you then eh? |
"Bill" wrote in message ... Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would solve her problem. Well I tried all permutations and nothing seemed to give correct aspect ratio on both widescreen and 4:3 broadcasts. Maybe I missed something. I must admit it was Friday afternoon. Never buy a Friday afternoon aerial from you then eh? |
Never buy a Friday afternoon aerial from you then eh?
I get even worse on Saturday, and on Sunday I'm just atrocious! Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
Never buy a Friday afternoon aerial from you then eh?
I get even worse on Saturday, and on Sunday I'm just atrocious! Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
In article , Bill
writes Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would solve her problem. Well I tried all permutations and nothing seemed to give correct aspect ratio on both widescreen and 4:3 broadcasts. Maybe I missed something. I must admit it was Friday afternoon. if it was a TUCT20 then the correct setting is 4:3 for a non-widescreen telly (you don't ever need to change it), but there's a bug in it in 4:3 mode which displays the aspect ratio wrongly. (Everything is stretched a bit horizontally making people look fat). If everything was stretched vertically you must have got it set to 16:9. -- Tim Mitchell |
In article , Bill
writes Does the Panasonic box not have a 16:9 letterbox setting ? That would solve her problem. Well I tried all permutations and nothing seemed to give correct aspect ratio on both widescreen and 4:3 broadcasts. Maybe I missed something. I must admit it was Friday afternoon. if it was a TUCT20 then the correct setting is 4:3 for a non-widescreen telly (you don't ever need to change it), but there's a bug in it in 4:3 mode which displays the aspect ratio wrongly. (Everything is stretched a bit horizontally making people look fat). If everything was stretched vertically you must have got it set to 16:9. -- Tim Mitchell |
BTW Bill, how can an aerial rigger specialise in BOTH domestic and
commercial aerial systems. Surely you'd be a specialist rigger if you specialised on one or the other or something specific, like 101 ways to clip a length of CT100 to a pole.... or are you a specialist because you actually know what you're doing?! ;- |
BTW Bill, how can an aerial rigger specialise in BOTH domestic and
commercial aerial systems. Surely you'd be a specialist rigger if you specialised on one or the other or something specific, like 101 ways to clip a length of CT100 to a pole.... or are you a specialist because you actually know what you're doing?! ;- |
"Mat Overton" wrote
| BTW Bill, how can an aerial rigger specialise in BOTH domestic and | commercial aerial systems. Surely you'd be a specialist rigger if | you specialised on one or the other or something specific, like | 101 ways to clip a length of CT100 to a pole.... or are you a | specialist because you actually know what you're doing?! | ;- Specialist in this context means "No, I don't do cookers, mate" Owain |
"Mat Overton" wrote
| BTW Bill, how can an aerial rigger specialise in BOTH domestic and | commercial aerial systems. Surely you'd be a specialist rigger if | you specialised on one or the other or something specific, like | 101 ways to clip a length of CT100 to a pole.... or are you a | specialist because you actually know what you're doing?! | ;- Specialist in this context means "No, I don't do cookers, mate" Owain |
Specialist in this context means "No, I don't do cookers, mate"
Do you know many aerial installers that do??? No - Don't answer that! ;) |
Specialist in this context means "No, I don't do cookers, mate"
Do you know many aerial installers that do??? No - Don't answer that! ;) |
"Bill" wrote in message ... Never buy a Friday afternoon aerial from you then eh? I get even worse on Saturday, and on Sunday I'm just atrocious! So how do you recover for Monday then? tim Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
"Bill" wrote in message ... Never buy a Friday afternoon aerial from you then eh? I get even worse on Saturday, and on Sunday I'm just atrocious! So how do you recover for Monday then? tim Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
No, but conversely I'm sure there are sparkies who think they can install
aerials. "Mat Overton" wrote in message ... Specialist in this context means "No, I don't do cookers, mate" Do you know many aerial installers that do??? No - Don't answer that! ;) |
No, but conversely I'm sure there are sparkies who think they can install
aerials. "Mat Overton" wrote in message ... Specialist in this context means "No, I don't do cookers, mate" Do you know many aerial installers that do??? No - Don't answer that! ;) |
I get even worse on Saturday, and on Sunday I'm just atrocious!
So how do you recover for Monday then? We'll draw a veil over Monday, shall we? Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
I get even worse on Saturday, and on Sunday I'm just atrocious!
So how do you recover for Monday then? We'll draw a veil over Monday, shall we? Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
BTW Bill, how can an aerial rigger specialise in BOTH domestic and
commercial aerial systems. Surely you'd be a specialist rigger if you specialised on one or the other or something specific, like 101 ways to clip a length of CT100 to a pole.... or are you a specialist because you actually know what you're doing?! It's a laugh really, the way people use the word 'specialist'. Like me you must have followed these scruffy vans down the road and marvelled at the very wide range of trades in which the owners claims to be 'specialists'. Sometimes the claim is of specialist knowledge over an almost unlimited range of activities: 'Specialists in all aspects of construction.' 'Specialists in plumbing, heating, air conditioning, electrical installation, lightning protection and building maintenance.' They should add 'Your DIY attempts laughed at' and 'Prognostications of doom'. I think the word 'specialist' has become so debased in the commercial sphere as to be virtually meaningless. I use it in an attempt to convey the general idea that our range of activities is limited, but what we do we do well, but I don't think the word really gets that message across. Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
BTW Bill, how can an aerial rigger specialise in BOTH domestic and
commercial aerial systems. Surely you'd be a specialist rigger if you specialised on one or the other or something specific, like 101 ways to clip a length of CT100 to a pole.... or are you a specialist because you actually know what you're doing?! It's a laugh really, the way people use the word 'specialist'. Like me you must have followed these scruffy vans down the road and marvelled at the very wide range of trades in which the owners claims to be 'specialists'. Sometimes the claim is of specialist knowledge over an almost unlimited range of activities: 'Specialists in all aspects of construction.' 'Specialists in plumbing, heating, air conditioning, electrical installation, lightning protection and building maintenance.' They should add 'Your DIY attempts laughed at' and 'Prognostications of doom'. I think the word 'specialist' has become so debased in the commercial sphere as to be virtually meaningless. I use it in an attempt to convey the general idea that our range of activities is limited, but what we do we do well, but I don't think the word really gets that message across. Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
if it was a TUCT20 then the correct setting is 4:3 for a non-widescreen
telly (you don't ever need to change it), but there's a bug in it in 4:3 mode which displays the aspect ratio wrongly. (Everything is stretched a bit horizontally making people look fat). If everything was stretched vertically you must have got it set to 16:9. Ah! I thought there was something funny happening! I tried 4:3 and it looked awful. Maybe the telly was already stretching things horizontally and the bug made things much worse. Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
if it was a TUCT20 then the correct setting is 4:3 for a non-widescreen
telly (you don't ever need to change it), but there's a bug in it in 4:3 mode which displays the aspect ratio wrongly. (Everything is stretched a bit horizontally making people look fat). If everything was stretched vertically you must have got it set to 16:9. Ah! I thought there was something funny happening! I tried 4:3 and it looked awful. Maybe the telly was already stretching things horizontally and the bug made things much worse. Bill http://www.wrightsaerials.tv/index.html |
Bill wrote:
It's a laugh really, the way people use the word 'specialist'. Like me you must have followed these scruffy vans down the road and marvelled at the very wide range of trades in which the owners claims to be 'specialists'. I liked the "Specialist in acrilic sign's" scruffy van I saw the other day. Fetch me a bargepole, Matron. -- Tony |
Bill wrote:
It's a laugh really, the way people use the word 'specialist'. Like me you must have followed these scruffy vans down the road and marvelled at the very wide range of trades in which the owners claims to be 'specialists'. I liked the "Specialist in acrilic sign's" scruffy van I saw the other day. Fetch me a bargepole, Matron. -- Tony |
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