An ode to Stuart Murphy (BBC3 contrroller)
 

To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"

At-the BBC, there is a man called Murphy,
His-logos drive us up the wall,
"SUNDAY BEST", "ALL NEW" or "PEROU'S PHOTOS",
How we wish we could kill them all,
Stuart Murphy, Stuart Murphy,
Stick your logos up your arse,
Stick your lo-o-go-os up your arse.

I thankyou.
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Dom Robinson wrote:
To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"

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syllables.

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Dom Robinson wrote:
To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"

Bill, reminding the world that "Dom Robinson" has the requisite number of
syllables.

Oi! You leave my arse alone! :)
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t...
To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"

At-the BBC, there is a man called Murphy,
His-logos drive us up the wall,
"SUNDAY BEST", "ALL NEW" or "PEROU'S PHOTOS",
How we wish we could kill them all,
Stuart Murphy, Stuart Murphy,
Stick your logos up your arse,
Stick your lo-o-go-os up your arse.

I thankyou.



I've come up with one as well:

**** off Murphy, you ****.

How long to go until his self-imposed departure from BBC3? Given his
apparently "mixed" (according to Broadcast) reception at the Beeb, he must
be getting a bit worried these days...

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In article [email protected],
says...

"Dom Robinson" wrote in message
t...
To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"

At-the BBC, there is a man called Murphy,
His-logos drive us up the wall,
"SUNDAY BEST", "ALL NEW" or "PEROU'S PHOTOS",
How we wish we could kill them all,
Stuart Murphy, Stuart Murphy,
Stick your logos up your arse,
Stick your lo-o-go-os up your arse.

I thankyou.

I've come up with one as well:

**** off Murphy, you ****.

Short, but sweet :)

How long to go until his self-imposed departure from BBC3? Given his
apparently "mixed" (according to Broadcast) reception at the Beeb, he must
be getting a bit worried these days...

Do you get to see that mag? Can you scan the article in? Or was it the article
entitled, "**** off Murphy, you ****"? :)
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On Mon, 24 May 2004 19:00:12 +0100, Dom Robinson
wrote:

To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"

At-the BBC, there is a man called Murphy,
His-logos drive us up the wall,
"SUNDAY BEST", "ALL NEW" or "PEROU'S PHOTOS",
How we wish we could kill them all,
Stuart Murphy, Stuart Murphy,
Stick your logos up your arse,
Stick your lo-o-go-os up your arse.

Idea shamelessly nicked from OFITG eh? But yours doesn't scan properly.

"There's a bloke we can't stand any longer"
"Always on the bleedin' moan"
....

In article ,
78 says...
On Mon, 24 May 2004 19:00:12 +0100, Dom Robinson
wrote:

To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"

At-the BBC, there is a man called Murphy,
His-logos drive us up the wall,
"SUNDAY BEST", "ALL NEW" or "PEROU'S PHOTOS",
How we wish we could kill them all,
Stuart Murphy, Stuart Murphy,
Stick your logos up your arse,
Stick your lo-o-go-os up your arse.

Idea shamelessly nicked from OFITG eh? But yours doesn't scan properly.

"There's a bloke we can't stand any longer"
"Always on the bleedin' moan"
...

Hence the "At-the" and "His-logos".

And yes, I was thinking of OFITG :)
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I saw this gem earlier in the week:

COMING NEXT: PROGRAMME NAME

Dom Robinson wrote:
:: In article [email protected],
:: says...
:::
::: "Dom Robinson" wrote in message
::: t...
:::: To the tune of "Bread of Heaven"
::::
:::: At-the BBC, there is a man called Murphy,
:::: His-logos drive us up the wall,
:::: "SUNDAY BEST", "ALL NEW" or "PEROU'S PHOTOS",
:::: How we wish we could kill them all,
:::: Stuart Murphy, Stuart Murphy,
:::: Stick your logos up your arse,
:::: Stick your lo-o-go-os up your arse.
::::
:::: I thankyou.
:::
::: I've come up with one as well:
:::
::: **** off Murphy, you ****.
::
:: Short, but sweet :)
::
::: How long to go until his self-imposed departure from BBC3? Given
::: his apparently "mixed" (according to Broadcast) reception at the
::: Beeb, he must be getting a bit worried these days...
::
:: Do you get to see that mag? Can you scan the article in? Or was it
:: the article entitled, "**** off Murphy, you ****"? :)


It was in the mag but I've chucked it out. It was also on their website as
well, though. IIRC it was in relation to Murphy's application for Jane
Root's job (****ing hell, an applicant even more useless than the previous
incumbent). Broadcast claimed that he'd got a "mixed" reception at the BBC
so far, which is presumably mediaspeak for "most people think he's been a
bit ****e so far", so he was an outside candidate. In the same sense as
Iain Paisley will be an outside candidate for the next Pope.

His self-imposed deadline for his BBC3 departure is 35 isn't it? I'd chip
in for a cake if he's still there then. It'll be stale and mouldy and have
"**** OFF ****" iced on the top, but it will still be a cake.

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In article [email protected],
says...
His self-imposed deadline for his BBC3 departure is 35 isn't it? I'd chip
in for a cake if he's still there then. It'll be stale and mouldy and have
"**** OFF ****" iced on the top, but it will still be a cake.

He'll be running it for 35 years?
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